Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XII

[Colorado700R]

shouldnt you be givin me head
haha jk man
i need to go to bed im tired as a cat stuck in a pool 

U wish u were getting some cat!
I know i get alot of it!

sisters and cousins don't count

[exentix]

lol thas great dark... sounds like this kid in my grade... hes 20 lbs more than TWICE my weight... he acts like my friend but he pushes me around and crap but i push him back and he moves further than i do? i punched him in the face last week too it was funny... he did something to me and i punched his arm and he put his arm up and i slid off and punched him in the jaw  

you guys arent right 

[darkside94]

lol thas great dark... sounds like this kid in my grade... hes 20 lbs more than TWICE my weight... he acts like my friend but he pushes me around and crap but i push him back and he moves further than i do? i punched him in the face last week too it was funny... he did something to me and i punched his arm and he put his arm up and i slid off and punched him in the jaw  

you guys arent right 

yea im stronger than him too and i know it
and he knows it
he acts like a little baby too
oh well ill kick his ass tomorrow 
but for now i gots to sleep

[exentix]

me too, my gf is gonna pull the i told you so thing when i tell her im tired tomorrow 

peace out girl scouts 

[dick-84]

shouldnt you be givin me head
haha jk man
i need to go to bed im tired as a cat stuck in a pool 

U wish u were getting some cat!
I know i get alot of it!

sisters and cousins don't count

To bad i dont live by any of them! 

[Colorado700R]

new T-shirt for your bar hopping Dick 

[dick-84]

new T-shirt for your bar hopping Dick 

I cant see the pic. U guys and your damn photobucket!

[Colorado700R]

here you go 

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[dick-84]

That is great. I wish i had that for tonight! Im out of here at 1am and a few of us are hitting the bar. 

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Oct 2 1574

Spaniards sieging the Dutch city of Leyden, held by William the Silent, are washed away after Holland's dike breaks during a storm. Approximately 20,000 Spanish troops drown.

Oct 2 1871

Mormon prophet Brigham Young is arrested for cohabitating with a 16-year-old girl.

Oct 2 1935

Italy invades Ethiopia!

Oct 2 1967

Narcs raid the Haight-Ashbury residence of the Grateful Dead, busting all six bandmates for possession of marijuana and hashish.

Oct 2 1977

The bodies of Elvis Presley and his mother Gladys are moved from Forest Hill Cemetery to the Meditation Garden at Graceland, thereby becoming yet more tourist attractions.

Oct 2 1978

Tim Allen is arrested with 1.4 pounds of cocaine at Kalamazoo Airport in Michigan. After testifying against his partner, Allen serves only 2.5 years for felony drug possession. Otherwise, it would have been a life sentence. Tim later becomes a comic, ultimately landing the starring role in the ABC television sitcom Home Improvement.

Oct 2 1985

Homosexual actor Rock Hudson dies of AIDS in his Beverly Hills home.

Birthdays today...
1452 - King Richard III of England (d. 1485)
1470 - Isabella of Naples, Duchess of Milan (d. 1524)
1538 - Saint Charles Borromeo, Italian cardinal (d. 1584)
1644 - François-Timoléon de Choisy, French writer (d. 1724)
1722 - Leopold Widhalm, Austrian luthier (d. 1776)
1737 - Francis Hopkinson, signer of the United States Declaration of Independence (d. 1791)
1768 - William Carr Beresford, 1st Viscount Beresford, British general and politician (d. 1854)
1798 - King Charles Albert of Sardinia (d. 1849)
1800 - Nat Turner, American leader of slave uprising (d. 1831)
1828 - Charles Floquet, French statesman (d. 1896)
1832 - Edward Burnett Tylor, English anthropologist (d. 1917)
1833 - Rev. William Corby, American Catholic priest (d. 1897)
1847 - Paul von Hindenburg, German officer and politician (d. 1934)
1851 - Ferdinand Foch, French soldier (d. 1929)
1852 - William Ramsay, Scottish chemist (d. 1916)
1869 - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi(also known as Mahatma Gandhi), Indian politician and spiritual leader (d. 1948)
1871 - Cordell Hull, United States Secretary of State, recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize (d. 1955)
1871 - Martha Brookes Hutcheson, American landscape architect (d. 1959)
1873 - Stephen Warfield Gambrill, U.S. Congressman for Maryland's 5th District (d. 1924)
1873 - Plum Warner, English cricketer (d. 1963)
1879 - Wallace Stevens, American poet (d. 1955)
1882 - Boris Shaposhnikov, Russian military commander (d. 1945)
1890 - Groucho Marx, American comedian and actor (d. 1977)
1895 - Bud Abbott, American comedian and actor (d. 1974)
1896 - Liaqat Ali Khan, Pakistan's first Prime Minister (d. 1951)
1901 - Alice Prin, French singer and artist (d. 1953)
1902 - Leopold Figl, Austrian politician (d. 1965)
1904 - Graham Greene, British novelist (d. 1991)
1904 - Lal Bahadur Shastri, Prime Minister of India (d.1966)
1907 - Alexander R. Todd, Baron Todd, Scottish chemist, Nobel laureate (d. 1997)
1911 - Jack Finney, American author (d. 1995)
1913 - Karl Miller, German footballer (d. 1967)
1914 - Jack Parsons, American rocket scientist, author, and occultist (d. 1952)
1914 - Bernarr Rainbow, historian of music education, organist, and choir master (d.1998)
1917 - Christian de Duve, English-born biologist, Nobel laureate
1917 - Charles Drake, American actor (d. 1994)
1921 - Albert Scott Crossfield, American test pilot (d. 2006)
1921 - Robert Runcie, Archbishop of Canterbury (d. 2000)
1926 - Jan Morris, English writer
1928 - George "Spanky" McFarland, American actor (d. 1993)
1928 - Wolfhart Pannenberg, German theologian
1929 - Moses Gunn, African-American actor (d. 1993)
1929 - Cesare Maestri, Italian climber, famous for climbing Cerro Torre
1930 - Dave Barrett, Premier of British Columbia
1932 - Maury Wills, American baseball player
1933 - Phill Niblock, American composer, filmmaker and videographer
1934 - Earl Wilson, American baseball player (d. 2005)
1935 - Omar Sivori, Argentine football player (d. 2005)
1936 - Dick Barnett, American basketball player
1937 - Johnnie L. Cochran Jr., American attorney (d. 2005)
1938 - Rex Reed, American movie critic and actor
1938 - Waheed Murad, Pakistani film actor and director (d. 1983)
1940 - Gheorghe Gruia, Romanian handball player
1941 - Zareh Baronian, Armenian theologian
1943 - Franklin Rosemont, American artist
1945 - Don McLean, American songwriter
1946 - Gen.Sonthi Boonyaratglin, President of Council for National Security and Commander-in-Chief of Royal Thai Army
1946 - Eric Peterson, Canadian actor
1948 - Avery Brooks, American actor
1948 - Trevor Brooking, English footballer
1948 - Donna Karan, American fashion designer
1948 - Chris LeDoux, American musician and rodeo performer (d. 2005)
1949 - Richard Hell, American musician
1949 - Annie Leibovitz, American photographer
1950 - Persis Khambatta, Indian actress (d. 1998)
1950 - Ian McNeice, English actor
1950 - Mike Rutherford, English musician (Genesis)
1951 - Sting, English musician and actor
1951 - Romina Power, Italian singer
1952 - Wahed Wafa, Afghan singer
1954 - Lorraine Bracco, American actress
1955 - Phil Oakey, English singer (The Human League)
1957 - Wade Dooley, English rugby union player
1960 - Al Connelly, Canadian Musician/Songwriter
1960 - Glenn Anderson, Canadian ice hockey player
1960 - Robbie Nevil, American singer and songwriter
1962 - Sigtryggur Baldursson, Icelandic drummer (The Sugarcubes)
1962 - Aziz M. Osman, Malaysian actor and director
1964 - Dirk Brinkmann, German field hockey player
1966 - Rodney Anoa'i (Yokozuna), Samoan-American professional wrestler (d. 2000)
1967 - Frankie Fredericks, Namibian athlete
1967 - Bud Gaugh, American musician (Sublime)
1967 - Gillian Welch, American singer and songwriter
1968 - Victoria Derbyshire, British radio presenter
1968 - Jeff Martin, Canadian singer/songwriter
1968 - Jana Novotná, Czech tennis player
1968 - Glen Wesley, Canadian ice hockey player
1969 - Mitch English, American actor
1969 - Damon Gough, English singer
1969 - Jun Akiyama, Japanese professional wrestler
1970 - Eddie Guardado, American baseball relief pitcher
1970 - Kelly Ripa, American actress
1970 - Colin Rivas, Galician artist
1970 - Maribel Verdú, Spanish actress
1971 - James Root, American guitarist (Slipknot)
1971 - Tiffany, American singer
1972 - Tara Dawn Holland, Miss America 1997
1972 - Aaron Mckie, a professional basketball player who plays for the Memphis Grizzlies.
1973 - Lene, Norwegian singer (Aqua)
1973 - Efren Ramirez, American actor
1973 - Scott Schoeneweis, American baseball player
1973 - Verka Serduchka, Ukrainian entertainer
1973 - Maria Wetterstrand, Swedish politician
1973 - Proof, American rapper (D12) (d. 2006)
1974 - Simon Gregson, British actor
1974 - Michelle Krusiec, American actress
1974 - Mark Porter, New Zealand racing driver (d. 2006)
1974 - Sam Roberts, Canadian singer and songwriter
1974 - Paul Teutul Jr., co-star of American Chopper
1976 - Jason Dodson, American political consultant and teacher of esotericism
1976 - Mandisa, American singer
1976 - John Thornton, American Football player
1976 - Anita Kulcsár, Hungarian handball player (d. 2005)
1978 - Ayumi Hamasaki, Japanese singer
1979 - Primož Brezec, Slovenian basketball player
1979 - Francisco Fonseca, Mexican footballer
1979 - Maja Ivarsson, lead singer, The Sounds
1980 - Shane Andrus, National Football League kicker
1981 - Luke Wilkshire, Australian footballer
1981 - Toro, Taiwanese singer
1982 - George Pettit, Canadian singer (Alexisonfire)
1985 - Craig Davis, Wide Receiver for the San Diego Chargers
1986 - Camilla Belle, American actress
1987 - Phil Kessel, American ice hockey player
1990 - Dean Bouzanis, Australian soccer player
1993 - Tara Lynne Barr, American actress

Famous deaths...
939 - Gilbert, Duke of Lorraine
1559 - Jacquet of Mantua, French composer (b. 1483)
1626 - Diego Sarmiento de Acuña, conde de Gondomar, Spanish diplomat (b. 1567)
1629 - Pierre de Bérulle, French cardinal and statesman (b. 1575)
1629 - Antonio Cifra, Italian composer (b. 1584)
1708 - Anne-Jules, 2nd duc de Noailles, French general (b. 1650)
1724 - François-Timoléon de Choisy, French writer (b. 1644)
1746 - Josiah Burchett, English Secretary of the Admiralty
1764 - William Cavendish, 4th Duke of Devonshire, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
1775 - Chiyo-ni, Japanese poet (b. 1703)
1780 - John André, British Army officer (executed) (b. 1750)
1782 - Charles Lee, British and U.S. general (b. 1732)
1786 - Augustus Keppel, 1st Viscount Keppel, British admiral (b. 1725)
1803 - Samuel Adams, American revolutionary leader (b. 1722)
1804 - Nicolas-Joseph Cugnot, French steam vehicle pioneer (b. 1725)
1817 - Fyodor Fyodorovich Ushakov, Russian naval commander and admiral (b. 1744)
1850 - Sarah Biffen, English painter (b. 1784)
1853 - François Jean Dominique Arago, French mathematician (b. 1786)
1927 - Svante Arrhenius, Swedish chemist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1859)
1938 - Alexandru Averescu, Romanian soldier and politician (b. 1859)
1947 - Peter D. Ouspensky, Russian mathematician and philosopher (b. 1878)
1962 - Boris Y. Bukreev, Russian mathematician (b. 1859)
1968 - Marcel Duchamp, French artist (b. 1887)
1971 - Bola de Nieve, Cuban singer, pianist, and songwriter (b. 1911)
1973 - Paul Hartman, American actor (b. 1904)
1973 - Paavo Nurmi, Finnish runner (b. 1897)
1974 - Vasily Shukshin, Russian writer, actor, screenwriter, and director (b. 1929)
1975 - Kumaraswami Kamaraj, Indian political leader, Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu (b. 1903)
1981 - Harry Golden, American journalist (b. 1902)
1981 - Hazel Scott, West Indian-born singer (b. 1920)
1985 - Rock Hudson, American actor (b. 1925)
1987 - Peter Medawar, Brazilian-born scientist, recipient of the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine (b. 1915)
1987 - Madeleine Carroll, British-born actress (b. 1906)
1988 - Alec Issigonis, Greek-British car designer, developer of the Mini (b. 1906)
1994 - Harriet Hilliard Nelson, American actress (b. 1909)
1996 - Robert Bourassa, politician, premier of Quebec (b. 1933)
1998 - Gene Autry, American singer, actor, and entrepreneur (b. 1907)
1998 - Olivier Gendebien, Belgian racing driver (b. 1924)
1999 - Heinz G. Konsalik, German novelist (b. 1921)
2001 - Franz Biebl, German composer (b. 1906)
2002 - Heinz von Foerster, Austrian-born physicist and philosopher (b. 1911)
2003 - John T. Dunlop, U.S. Secretary of Labor (b. 1914)
2005 - Bert Eriksson, Belgian neo-Nazi (b. 1931)
2005 - Nipsey Russell, American comedian (b. 1918)
2005 - August Wilson, American playwright (b. 1945)
2006 - Helen Chenoweth-Hage, American politician (b. 1938)
2006 - Tamara Dobson, American actress (b. 1947)
2006 - Paul Halmos, Hungarian-born American mathematician (b. 1916)
2007 - Dan Keating, Irish politician (b. 1902)
2007 - Tex Coulter, American football player (b. 1924)
2007 - Christopher Derrick, British writer (b. 1921)
2008 - Rob Guest, New Zealand entertainer (b. 1950)

Holidays and observances...
Roman festivals - First day of the Ludi Augustales to celebrate the recovery by emperor August of Roman standards from the Parthians
Roman Catholic Church - Memorial of Guardian Angels, Leodegar
Also see October 2 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)
Guinea - Independence Day (from France, 1958)
India - Gandhi Jayanti (birthday of Mahatma Gandhi, 1869)
French Republican Calendar - Pomme de terre (Potato) Day, eleventh day in the Month of Vendémiaire
International Day of Non-Violence to commemorate birthday of Mahatma Gandhi

Have a great Thursday.

~Brian

[darkside94]

morning gents, tweakers, and pedophiles 

[NaturalRaptor]

Good morning all, its finally Friday! 


Oct 2 1978

Tim Allen is arrested with 1.4 pounds of cocaine at Kalamazoo Airport in Michigan. After testifying against his partner, Allen serves only 2.5 years for felony drug possession. Otherwise, it would have been a life sentence. Tim later becomes a comic, ultimately landing the starring role in the ABC television sitcom Home Improvement.


That show had bad ass tool girl - Pamela Anderson! 

[socalrappy700]

Oct 2 1871

Mormon prophet Brigham Young is arrested for cohabitating with a 16-year-old girl.

So lets name a school after him.   

[Peelz]

Oct 2 1871

Mormon prophet Brigham Young is arrested for cohabitating with a 16-year-old girl.

So lets name a school after him.   

+1 

[socalrappy700]

Oct 2 1871

Mormon prophet Brigham Young is arrested for cohabitating with a 16-year-old girl.

So lets name a school after him.   

+1 

You should see the shit list of the things that guy did.  It blows my mind that people are all for that "religion".