Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XI

[dragonz]

haha good one idiot...  so what do you speak anyway? 

i speak redneckanese

I have a lot of friends that sound just like Boomhower! So that is a common language here. 

i aint that bad. you can understand me good an clear until i start drinkin

Depends where the hearer is from!
as in are you from Kentucky or Kaintuckeh?

[UncleBeaner]

that fart was a sign to come got it in time guys just to let you know

[BRAD]

that fart was a sign to come got it in time guys just to let you know

whats up beaner? hows life been for ya?

[UncleBeaner]

 super i guess, getting ready to go back to work

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Sep 16 1498

Tomas de Torquemada, Grand Inquisitor of the Spanish Inquisition, dies in Avila, Spain. More than 2,000 heretics were burned to death and 9,654 otherwise tortured under his aegis before all the Jews were expelled in 1492. In 1836, vandals break into Torquemada's tomb, cremate the bones, and scatter his ashes upon the winds.

Sep 16 1920

A horse-drawn carriage parked at the corner of Wall and Broad streets suddenly explodes just past mid-day. 100 pounds of dynamite hurls 500 pounds of steel shrapnel into a crowd of New Yorkers, killing 40 and wounding almost 300 others. No one is ever charged in the world's first car bombing.

Sep 16 1968

Presidential candidate Richard M. Nixon appears on the NBC comedy show Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In and asks "'Sock it to me'?"

Sep 16 1985

Art Scholl, Hollywood's greatest aerobatics pilot, loses control of his Pitts S-2A biplane over the Pacific Ocean during the filming of Top Gun. Before heading off to the Danger Zone in the sky, Scholl's last words were "I have a problem -- I have a real problem."

Sep 16 1999

Disney Infoseek executive Patrick Naughton travels to the Santa Monica pier to meet a 13-year-old girl he was attempting to seduce via an Internet chatroom called "dad&daughtersex." The girl was actually an undercover cop. Disney fires Naughton almost immediately after the news breaks; the executive later pleads guilty to the charge of crossing state lines to have sex with a minor.

Birthdays today...
 16 - Drusilla, daughter of Germanicus and Agrippina the Elder (d. 38)
1098 - Hildegard of Bingen, German magistra and the first composer whose biography is known (d. 1179)
1387 - King Henry V of England, (d. 1422)
1507 - Jiajing, Emperor of China (d. 1567)
1557 - Jacques Mauduit, French composer (d. 1627)
1651 - Engelbert Kaempfer, German physician and traveler (d. 1716)
1666 - Antoine Parent, French mathematician (d. 1716)
1678 - Henry St John, English statesman and philosopher (d. 1751)
1722 - Gabriel Christie, British general (d. 1799)
1725 - Nicolas Desmarest, French geologist (d. 1815)
1745 - Mikhail Illarionovich Kutuzov, Russian field marshal (d. 1813)
1782 - Daoguang, Emperor of China (d. 1850)
1823 - Francis Parkman, American historian (d. 1893)
1827 - Jean Albert Gaudry, French geologist (d. 1908)
1853 - Albrecht Kossel, German physician, Nobel laureate (d. 1927)
1858 - Andrew Bonar Law, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (d. 1923)
1859 - Yuan Shikai, Chinese politician (d. 1916)
1875 - James C. Penney, American department store founder (d. 1971)
1881 - Clive Bell, English art critic (d. 1964)
1883 - T. E. Hulme, English writer (d. 1917)
1886 - Jean Arp, Alsatian sculptor and painter (d. 1966)
1887 - Nadia Boulanger, French composer and teacher (d. 1979)
1888 - F. E. Sillanpää, Finnish writer, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1964)
1891 - Stephanie von Hohenlohe, Austrian-born German spy (d. 1972)
1891 - Karl Dönitz, German naval leader (d. 1980)
1893 - Alexander Korda, Hungarian film director (d. 1956)
1893 - Albert Szent-Györgyi, Hungarian physiologist, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1986)
1898 - H.A. Rey, American children's author, creator of "Curious George" (d. 1977)
1905 - Vladimír Holan, Czech poet (d. 1980)
1906 - Jack Churchill, English soldier (d. 1996)
1910 - Karl Kling, German race car driver (d. 2003)
1910 - Erich Kempka, Adolf Hitler's chauffeur (d. 1975)
1914 - Allen Funt, American radio and television personality (d. 1999)
1916 - Robert Bradshaw, Saint Kitts and Nevis politician (d. 1978)
1916 - M.S. Subbulakshmi, Indian singer (d. 2004)
1916 - Frank Leslie Walcott, Barbadian labour leader (d. 1999)
1919 - Laurence J. Peter, Canadian born educator and writer (d. 1990)
1921 - Jon Hendricks, American jazz singer
1922 - Janis Paige, American actress
1922 - Marcel Mouloudji, French actor and singer (d. 1994)
1923 - Lee Kuan Yew, Minister Mentor of Singapore
1924 - Lauren Bacall, American actress
1925 - Charlie Byrd, American musician (d. 1999)
1925 - B. B. King, American musician
1925 - Charles Haughey, Prime Minister of Ireland (d. 2006)
1926 - Tommy Bond, American actor (d. 2005)
1927 - Peter Falk, American actor
1927 - Jack Kelly, American actor (d. 1992)
1928 - Lady Gwen Thompson, British occultist (d. 1986)
1930 - Anne Francis, American actress
1934 - George Chakiris, American actor
1934 - Ronnie Drew, Ex-Singer of The Dubliners and Solo Artist (d.2008)
1935 - Carl Andre, American artist
1935 - Bob Kiley, American public transit specialist
1937 - Alexander Medved, Russian wrestler
1939 - Breyten Breytenbach, South African writer and painter
1941 - Richard Perle, American political advisor
1942 - Bernie Calvert, British musician (The Hollies)
1943 - James Alan McPherson, American writer
1944 - Winston Grennan, Jamaican American drummer
1946 - Cathee Dahmen, American fashion model
1946 - Mike Reynolds, Australian politician
1946 - Camilo Sesto, Spanish singer
1947 - Russ Abbot, British comedian
1947 - Enrique Krauze, Mexican historian and writer
1948 - Ron Blair, American bassist
1948 - Kenny Jones, English musician (The Small Faces; Faces; The Who)
1949 - Ed Begley, Jr., American actor
1950 - Loyd Grossman, American television presenter
1953 - Alan Barton, English musician (Black Lace, Smokie) (d. 1995)
1953 - Nancy Huston, Canadian-born novelist and essayist
1953 - Eric Vail, Canadian ice hockey player
1954 - Earl Klugh, American jazz guitarist
1954 - Colin Newman, English musician (Wire)
1954 - Frank Reed, American singer (Chi-Lites)
1955 - Ron Brewer, American basketball player
1955 - Janet Ellis, British television presenter
1955 - Yolandita Monge, Puerto Rican singer
1955 - Robin Yount, American baseball player
1956 - David Copperfield, American magician
1956 - Mickey Rourke, American actor
1957 - David McCreery, Irish footballer
1958 - Orel Hershiser, American baseball player
1958 - Neville Southall, Welsh footballer
1958 - Jennifer Tilly, American actress
1959 - Tim Raines, American baseball player
1960 - Danny John-Jules, British actor
1960 - Kurt Busiek, American comic book writer
1961 - Bilinda Butcher, British singer (My Bloody Valentine)
1963 - Richard Marx, American singer
1964 - Molly Shannon, American actress
1964 - Mary Coustas, Austalian entertainer
1964 - Rossy de Palma, Spanish actress
1965 - Katy Kurtzman, American actress
1966 - Kevin Young, American athlete
1967 - Hiroya Oku, Japanese Manga-ka
1968 - Marc Anthony, American singer
1968 - Walt Becker, American director and writer
1969 - Justine Frischmann, English musician (Elastica)
1970 - Mark Schultz, American musician
1971 - Amy Poehler, American comedian (Saturday Night Live)
1972 - Mark Bruener, American football player
1973 - Alexander Vinokourov, Kazakh cyclist
1973 - Justin Haythe, American writer
1973 - George Corrie, English Footballer
1974 - Tom Dolan, American swimmer
1975 - Shannon Noll, Australian singer and songwriter
1976 - Tina Barrett, British singer (S Club)
1976 - Greg Buckner, American basketball player
1976 - Heather Hopper, American actress
1977 - Greg Ball, American politician
1978 - Dan Dickau, American basketball player
1978 - Matthew Rogers, American singer
1979 - Bobby Korecky, American baseball player
1980 - Patrik Stefan, Czech hockey player
1981 - Fan Bingbing, Chinese actress
1981 - Alexis Bledel, American actress (Gilmore Girls)
1982 - Leon Knight, English footballer
1982 - Michael McCall, Irish chemist
1983 - Kirsty Coventry, Zimbabwean Olympic swimmer
1984 - Sabrina Bryan, American actress and singer
1984 - Katie Melua, Georgian-British singer
1985 - Madeline Zima, American actress
1986 - Kyla Pratt, American actress
1987 - Louis Clement Ngwat-Mahop, Cameroonian football player
1987 - Travis Wall, American Dancer/Dance Instructor
1987 - Daren Kagasoff, American actor
1988 - Teddy Geiger, American singer
1988 - Sarah Steele, American actress
1992 - Nick Jonas, American singer, member of The Jonas Brothers
2005 - Princess Jalilah bint Ali, of Jordan

Famous deaths...
 96 - Domitian, Roman Emperor (b. 51)
307 - Flavius Valerius Severus, deposed Roman Emperor (murder)
827 - Pope Valentine
1087 - Pope Victor III (b. 1026)
1100 - Bernold of Constance, German chronicler (b. 1054)
1345 - John IV, Duke of Brittany (b. 1295)
1380 - King Charles V of France (b. 1338)
1394 - Avignon Pope Clement VII (b. 1342)
1406 - Cyprian, Metropolitan of Moscow (b. 1336)
1498 - Tomás de Torquemada, first grand inquisitor of Spain (b. 1420)
1589 - Michael Baius, Flemish theologian (b. 1513)
1672 - Anne Bradstreet, American colonial poet (b. 1612)
1701 - James II of England and VII of Scotland (b. 1633)
1736 - Gabriel Fahrenheit, German physicist (b. 1686)
1775 - Allen Bathurst, 1st Earl Bathurst, English privy councillor (b. 1684)
1782 - Farinelli, Italian castrato singer (b. 1705)
1803 - Nicolas Baudin, French explorer (b. 1754)
1824 - King Louis XVIII of France (b. 1755)
1829 - Nikolay Raevsky, Russian general and statesman (b. 1771)
1864 - John Hanning Speke, English explorer (b. 1827)
1865 - Christian Julius De Meza, Danish general (b. 1792)
1898 - Ramón Emeterio Betances, Puerto Rican politician, medical doctor and diplomat (b. 1827)
1911 - Edward Whymper, English mountain climber (b. 1840)
1925 - Alexander Alexandrovich Friedman, Russian physicist (b. 1888)
1932 - Ronald Ross, English physician, recipient of the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine (b. 1857)
1933 - George Gore, baseball player (b. 1857)
1944 - Gustav Bauer, Chancellor of Germany (b. 1870)
1945 - John McCormack, Irish tenor (b. 1884)
1950 - Pedro de Cordoba, American actor (b. 1881)
1957 - Qi Baishi, Chinese painter (b. 1864)
1965 - Ahn Eak-tai, Korean musician, composer, and conductor (b. 1906)
1975 - Irene Hayes, Ziegfeld girl and businesswoman (b. 1896)
1977 - Marc Bolan, English musician (b. 1947)
1977 - Maria Callas, Greek-American soprano (b. 1923)
1980 - Jean Piaget, Swiss psychologist (b. 1896)
1987 - Howard Moss, American poet, dramatist, and critic (b. 1922)
1992 - Millicent Fenwick, American politician and writer (b. 1910)
1993 - Rok Petrovič, Slovenian skier (b. 1966)
1996 - McGeorge Bundy, U.S. National Security Advisor (b. 1919)
1996- Gene Nelson, American actor (b. 1920)
2000 - Georgiy Gongadze, Ukrainian journalist (b. 1969)
2001 - Samuel Z. Arkoff, American film producer (b. 1918)
2002 - James Gregory, American actor (b. 1911)
2003 - Erich Hallhuber, German actor (b. 1951)
2003 - Sheb Wooley, singer and actor (b. 1921)
2005 - Gordon Gould, inventor of the laser (b. 1920)
2006 - Rob Levin, creator of Freenode (b. 1955)
2006 - Floyd Curry, Canadian ice hockey player (b. 1925)
2007 - Robert Jordan, author of the Wheel of Time series (b. 1948)

Holidays and observances...
In ancient Greece, the third day of the Eleusinian Mysteries, when the initiates walked to the sea at Phaleron and purified themselves in the water.
RC Saints - Saint Cyprian, Pope Cornelius, Saint Ludmila, Curcodomus
Also see September 16 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics).
Mexico - Independence Day (from Spain; proclaimed 1810, recognised 1821, instituted 1825; See Fiestas Patrias (Mexico)).
Malaysia - Hari Malaysia (formation of Malaysia, 1963).
Papua New Guinea - Independence Day (from Australia, 1975).
In the American state of Kentucky, September 16th is "Nappy Roots Day" <----B-Rad!

Have a great Tuesday.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Sep 16 1920

A horse-drawn carriage parked at the corner of Wall and Broad streets suddenly explodes just past mid-day. 100 pounds of dynamite hurls 500 pounds of steel shrapnel into a crowd of New Yorkers, killing 40 and wounding almost 300 others. No one is ever charged in the world's first car  bo  mb ing.


I don't think this can be concidered car bombinb.....   

[Peelz]

hola! happy papua new guinean independence day!

[Krandall]

 


woot!

[Peelz]

woot!

did kyle just log in as Krandall?

[Krandall]

 

why?






Go back to your lab Peels.

[socalrappy700]

 

[Krandall]

 

Whats the jaw drop for E?

[Peelz]

why?






Go back to your lab Peels-I need a hit NOW!!!!!!!!!:lol:

O'tay! I'm on it......

[Peelz]

Whats the jaw drop for E?

in honor of the mini hos?

[socalrappy700]

Whats the jaw drop for E?

Doing my best kyle style post.