Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XI

[exentix]

haha yea i hear ya on that one... but i see where the brother part is coming from tho too. i wouldnt want someone dating my little sister(if i had one lol) and treating her like crap...

my gf gets mad when i pay for movies, and i told her specifically not to get me anything for my bday, and she did lol... so i got her something too even tho she told me not to 

[BRAD]

i lucked out with my g/f her whole family likes me.  i could nearly get away with murder with them. the only thing is her step dad told me that if i hurt her or broke her heart he would brake my legs

[exentix]

yea have fun with that! sounds painful 

[darkside94]

haha hes just tryin to scare the shit outta ya
it prolly worked tho
oh and i forgot to mention my date is like 4'11  
i can literally like pick her up and welll...... ill just say i can do a bunch of things with her  

[exentix]

thats the only downfall, i think my gf is like MAYBE .5 inches taller than me... with shoes, but she never wears shoes so she usually looks shorter 

haha theres a girl in our high school thats like 4'9" and i am afraid of stepping on her 

[BRAD]

yeah it has worked so far. like dick said about his girl. im nicer to mine than her own family is.  although i do worry everytime we get in a big ass fight

[exentix]

haha i wonder why?... 

[darkside94]

thats the only downfall, i think my gf is like MAYBE .5 inches taller than me... with shoes, but she never wears shoes so she usually looks shorter 

haha theres a girl in our high school thats like 4'9" and i am afraid of stepping on her 

IDK its just a little weird to have to look like straight down to talk to her lmao

[exentix]

pull the capt. morgan pose, put her on ur knee and talk to her, that way shes eye level 

[darkside94]

that was pretty good exentix  :grin_nod: 
she is EXACTLY 1 ft shorter than me and that is me w/o any shoes 

[BRAD]

haha i wonder why?... 

i dunno
although she started a fight today. i mention hangin around my bosses today after work and them gonna be drinkin and she went off. and i wasnt planning on touching anything until then. after that it was game on i had no reason to not drink since she wont talk to me until tomorrow since she thought i was gonna be drunk tonight

[exentix]

ERMAHGERD dude that would kinda be annoying, i wouldnt be able to do it  

haha brad- another perfect example of why im NOT going to drink

[darkside94]

ERMAHGERD dude that would kinda be annoying, i wouldnt be able to do it  

haha brad- another perfect example of why im NOT going to drink

I know kinda makes me feel like a GIANT 
Ehhhh she's not the best looker ive ever gone out with by no means but if i can treat her perfect i can get to her hot ass friends  :grin_nod:

[BRAD]

ERMAHGERD dude that would kinda be annoying, i wouldnt be able to do it  

haha brad- another perfect example of why im NOT going to drink

she knew that i wasnt plannin on drinking tonight. i was just gonna hang around and watch out for my boss and his brother. but after she flipped out on me i said FERK it and started drinkin

[exentix]

dude do NOT do that!!!... bad BAD idea... never date an ex's friend, its nothing but trouble, i warned one of my former "friends" about that and he did it like 3 times and now hes all messed up with women, not good at all...


haha 'atta boy b-rad drink ur problems away 

im headed to bed soon, im freakin beat, LONG day today