Chuck Norris Dead?

Started by HammosDS450X, September 08, 2008, 11:11:32 PM

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Colorado700R

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Colorado700R

On the seventh day GERD said "let there be light"
and Chuck Norris said "say please"



Yep, to hell I go  :rofl:

Peelz

see ya' down there!

-The Big Bang was actually Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking GERD in the face.
Krandall: "peelz. I'll be real with you. As much as I hate on you for soccer, I really don't mind it"


BRAD

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
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Krandall

Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.


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Flynbyu

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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BRAD

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever
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BRAD

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

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Flynbyu

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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BRAD

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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Krandall

Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!


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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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HammosDS450X

Quote from: Flynbyu on September 09, 2008, 02:09:29 PM
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

~Brian


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exentix

chuck norris counted to infinity
























twice

exentix

if you can see chuck norris, he can see you.

if you cant see chuck norris, you may be seconds from death