Chuck Norris Dead?

[Colorado700R]

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win...........








































Forever.

[Colorado700R]

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.





































We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

[Peelz]

 

Made my day!

[exentix]

you are SO going to hell 

[Colorado700R]

you are SO going to hell 

Not yet!!!

high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by GERD pissing his pants.


now I am!! 

[exentix]

yup its a definite now! haha and now its a known fact u like to fondel children haha

[Colorado700R]

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

[Colorado700R]

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.





"I'm on the Highway to hell"

[darkside94]

BAD JUJU
look away guys the fire WILL blind you

[exentix]

  colorado ur a bad bad man 

[Colorado700R]

Chuck Norris doesn't play GERD. Playing is for children

[Colorado700R]

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

[exentix]

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

[Colorado700R]

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement".

[Colorado700R]

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.