Chuck Norris Dead?

[HammosDS450X]

I Heard Chuck Norris Died today Of Heart Failure???
Is This True or False...
I Hope for all you Yanks It is Not true there will be a Lot of Broken Hearted Mullets Kickin there sorry cans around if it is true

[socalrappy700]

I can't find anything on it.  Looks like its not true.

[Flynbyu]

He's alive and kicking someones ass right now. You may be next for posting a false fact about Chuck.

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.



~Brian

[socalrappy700]

He's alive and kicking someones ass right now. You may be next for posting a false fact about Chuck.

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.



~Brian

Then he's busy working today.

http://money.cnn.com/2008/09/09/news/companies/kfc_recipe/index.htm?section=money_latest

[Flynbyu]

That's right.

He's working.

Right behind you.



~Brian

[socalrappy700]

I thought I felt a draft.

[Flynbyu]

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Chuck Norris's tears are the cure for cancer.


To bad he doens't cry.

[Flynbyu]

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

~Brian

[sandaddy]

He was on live TV last night, so I don`t think he`s dead  . Also, just saw him in Las Vegas in mid July at our annual martial arts tournament. He`a a great guy and as nice as he appears to be........Look out behind you !!

[Peelz]

If he is dead...be afraid, be very afraid. Ass kickings from a ghost!!!!

[Flynbyu]

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

~Brian

[Krandall]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.




LITERALLY LAUGHING!

[Flynbyu]

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.