Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume IX

[dick-84]

It seems like kids these days are having sex real early in there life. Hell i was 15.

im saving myself

I told a girl that one time and she said me to but i thought i found the right one so i went and did it.
I was like ahh shit. That wasnt the right thing to say.  

[who else but rk]

i just farted and am scared to move............ advice?

get it out of krandalls ass first. then think about what to do

only my fist is in there so we are a go

ok that helps. ok question
what is the material of blanket under you? or are you beind a 7-11?

[kyledvor61]

It seems like kids these days are having sex real early in there life. Hell i was 15.

im saving myself

I told a girl that one time and she said me to but i thought i found the right one so i went and did it.
I was like ahh shit. That wasnt the right thing to say.  

[UncleBeaner]

just tell her to take a deep breath and say "we are experimenting" so ive seen in movies

[dick-84]

Go the FU*K to bed Rk. Or your mom is gona spank that ass after i spank hers!

[UncleBeaner]

i just farted and am scared to move............ advice?

get it out of krandalls ass first. then think about what to do

only my fist is in there so we are a go

ok that helps. ok question
what is the material of blanket under you? or are you beind a 7-11?

nope meijers im screwed

[who else but rk]

ok 

[dick-84]

just tell her to take a deep breath and say "we are experimenting" so ive seen in movies

That just might work. But i hit it already. And damn it was great.

[kyledvor61]

Go the FU*K to bed Rk. Or your mom is gona spank that ass after i spank hers!

[dick-84]

ok 

Later man.

[who else but rk]

i just farted and am scared to move............ advice?

get it out of krandalls ass first. then think about what to do

only my fist is in there so we are a go

ok that helps. ok question
what is the material of blanket under you? or are you beind a 7-11?

nope meijers im screwed

GET THE FERK OUT OF THERE NOW!!!!
DONT MATTER IF KRANDALL IS SHOWING YOU HIS NEW TRICK!!!
GO NOW!!!

[UncleBeaner]

just tell her to take a deep breath and say "we are experimenting" so ive seen in movies

That just might work. But i hit it already. And damn it was great.

just remember small circles

[kyledvor61]

i just farted and am scared to move............ advice?

get it out of krandalls ass first. then think about what to do

only my fist is in there so we are a go

ok that helps. ok question
what is the material of blanket under you? or are you beind a 7-11?

nope meijers im screwed

GET THE F ck OUT OF THERE NOW!!!!
DONT MATTER IF KRANDALL IS SHOWING YOU HIS NEW TRICK!!!
GO NOW!!!

get yo fist outta yo ass and run nucca run!

[darkside94]

that broke up my latest relationship
she told me she was saving herself for marriage
then she asked me
and i didnt lie to her
big mistake  :'(

[dick-84]