Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume IX

[dick-84]

see kyle you dont understand yet. sometimes after a man ejaculates he realizes he needs to get the F ck out of there before shit gets complicated 

WTF. 

you have never got that feeling? like when you hooked up with your friend the minute oyu did yo thang shit got akward

Not at all man. I have a friend right now that i want to screw. And she has said b4 that she wants to. I hoping we get up this weekend and it goes down. And she is hella cute!

[who else but rk]

lucky mofo

[who else but rk]

ight im going to bed
peace

[dick-84]

the girls ive hooked up with havent been drunk dick 

Damn here. I will not have sex with a girl if she is drunk. Just would feel creepy after words.

[dick-84]

Later Rk. Dont jerk it to hard tonight. 

[kyledvor61]

see kyle you dont understand yet. sometimes after a man ejaculates he realizes he needs to get the F ck out of there before shit gets complicated 

WTF. 

you have never got that feeling? like when you hooked up with your friend the minute oyu did yo thang shit got akward

Not at all man. I have a friend right now that i want to screw. And she has said b4 that she wants to. I hoping we get up this weekend and it goes down. And she is hella cute!

im still best friends with the last girl and she might want to

[UncleBeaner]

i just farted and am scared to move............ advice?

[kyledvor61]

later rk!

[kyledvor61]

i just farted and am scared to move............ advice?

run like hell, and make me a sammich. by the time you come back it should be ok

[dick-84]

It seems like kids these days are having sex real early in there life. Hell i was 15.

[kyledvor61]

It seems like kids these days are having sex real early in there life. Hell i was 15.

your point is?

[who else but rk]

i just farted and am scared to move............ advice?

get it out of krandalls ass first. then think about what to do

[UncleBeaner]

It seems like kids these days are having sex real early in there life. Hell i was 15.

im saving myself

[UncleBeaner]

i just farted and am scared to move............ advice?

get it out of krandalls ass first. then think about what to do

only my fist is in there so we are a go

[kyledvor61]

It seems like kids these days are having sex real early in there life. Hell i was 15.

im saving myself

well your only 11 anyways