Post some good jokes here!!!!

[LittleBuddha]

not big on jalapenos, but I do like Church's

The jalepenos are tamed and they taste good with the chicken.  My mexican always brings sme crazy peppers when he gets tacos for us.  We have contests to see who the dumbest person is eats the most peppers.  I always win.  And lose.   

[Colorado700R]

not big on jalapenos, but I do like Church's

The jalepenos are tamed and they taste good with the chicken.  My mexican always brings sme crazy peppers when he gets tacos for us.  We have contests to see who the dumbest person is eats the most peppers.  I always win.  And lose.   

THe burning rectum trick keeps Erich away 

[LittleBuddha]

not big on jalapenos, but I do like Church's

The jalepenos are tamed and they taste good with the chicken.  My mexican always brings sme crazy peppers when he gets tacos for us.  We have contests to see who the dumbest person is eats the most peppers.  I always win.  And lose.   

THe burning rectum trick keeps Erich away 

Nothing keeps that ass spelunker away.   

The trick is to put the toilet paper in the freezer.   

[Colorado700R]

not big on jalapenos, but I do like Church's

The jalepenos are tamed and they taste good with the chicken.  My mexican always brings sme crazy peppers when he gets tacos for us.  We have contests to see who the dumbest person is eats the most peppers.  I always win.  And lose.   

THe burning rectum trick keeps Erich away 

Nothing keeps that ass spelunker away.   

The trick is to put the toilet paper in the freezer.   

Scphincter pucker factor nine 

[Krandall]

not big on jalapenos, but I do like Church's

The jalepenos are tamed and they taste good with the chicken.  My mexican always brings sme crazy peppers when he gets tacos for us.  We have contests to see who the dumbest person is eats the most peppers.  I always win.  And lose.   

THe burning rectum trick keeps Erich away 

Nothing keeps that ass spelunker away.   

The trick is to put the toilet paper in the freezer.   

I'll have to let my bro know that one. He did the buffalo wild wings blazing challenge.. Freaking rediculously hot wings..... 12 of them in.. frick I think 3 minutes. I forget. Said his stomach hurt 1 day after. and his butt hurt for 2 days.

[LittleBuddha]

not big on jalapenos, but I do like Church's

The jalepenos are tamed and they taste good with the chicken.  My mexican always brings sme crazy peppers when he gets tacos for us.  We have contests to see who the dumbest person is eats the most peppers.  I always win.  And lose.   

THe burning rectum trick keeps Erich away 

Nothing keeps that ass spelunker away.   

The trick is to put the toilet paper in the freezer.   

I'll have to let my bro know that one. He did the buffalo wild wings blazing challenge.. Freaking rediculously hot wings..... 12 of them in.. frick I think 3 minutes. I forget. Said his stomach hurt 1 day after. and his butt hurt for 2 days.

It tastes so good going down.  I had a little smoke yesterday.  Panang curry from a Thai place. 

[socalrappy700]

My Job.

The end.

[Colorado700R]

My Job.

The end.

I sense the anger sharks swiming in your head again 

[Krandall]

My Job.

The end.

I sense the anger sharks swiming in your head again 

[Peelz]

not big on jalapenos, but I do like Church's

The jalepenos are tamed and they taste good with the chicken.  My mexican always brings sme crazy peppers when he gets tacos for us.  We have contests to see who the dumbest person is eats the most peppers.  I always win.  And lose.   

"my mexican"??

wtf! Are those a commodity now?

and...wtf happened to this thread? Buddha shows up and all hell breaks loose?

I am so proud!

[LittleBuddha]

not big on jalapenos, but I do like Church's

The jalepenos are tamed and they taste good with the chicken.  My mexican always brings sme crazy peppers when he gets tacos for us.  We have contests to see who the dumbest person is eats the most peppers.  I always win.  And lose.   

"my mexican"??

wtf! Are those a commodity now?

and...wtf happened to this thread? Buddha shows up and all hell breaks loose?

I am so proud!

Yep.  I actually have three of 'em here.  It's Arizona. 

[Peelz]

not big on jalapenos, but I do like Church's

The jalepenos are tamed and they taste good with the chicken.  My mexican always brings sme crazy peppers when he gets tacos for us.  We have contests to see who the dumbest person is eats the most peppers.  I always win.  And lose.   

"my mexican"??

wtf! Are those a commodity now?

and...wtf happened to this thread? Buddha shows up and all hell breaks loose?

I am so proud!

Yep.  I actually have three of 'em here.  It's Arizona. 

Oh I see. Pick them up as they pass by..... "buddha's indentured servants" 

[Busby]

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away. '

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him, he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least .

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

[BRAD]

good ones busby. the last one is by far the funniest i think

[exentix]

  im almost in tears