An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Kim asked him if there was anything wrong,
'Yes, Nurse Kim,' said Mr. Wallace.
'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my
condolences.'The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hangingout of his pajamas.He met Nurse Kim. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,
'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'
'But, Nurse Kim I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.
'Yes,' said Nurse Kim, 'you did tell me that,
but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'
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