methy christmas

[Peelz]

on the 21st of december, where the truck drivers meet,
Im snuggled in a blanket, to keep in the heat

Heffer comes running, pants at his knees.
Letting his labia flop in the breeze.

"i cant find randy" he shouts with alarm.
KNowing he cant live without that sweet boyish charm

He continues his search, looking in trucks, cab to cab.
All he keeps finding are makeshift meth labs.

As hes about to give up, he decides to try one more,
Slowly, carefully he opens that last door...

Surely hes in here, as he climbs over the wheels...
Ah crap, no, what a letdown, Its only Peelz.

Peels is tweakin, and flippin out, because someone actually stopped by.
Hefe looks nervous because Peels is so high.

"have you seen Randy?" he repeatedly asks
BUt peels just keeps glancing nervously at the back....

When all of a sudden, we hear a shriek, and whack.
Hefes just assumes its Peels, wiggin out on crack...

but no, within moments, they hear it again.
Now, Hefe is certain, that Randy is within.

Just at that second, the sleeper cab opens up with a crash.
we hear "BAM!" and out jumps Randy and MD, holding fistfulls of cash

they both look at Peels and say "it was worth it, peels thanks"
Both wearing nothing but white cotton tanks.

Hefe, now saddened, sighs and kicks dirt.
He always wanted to be randys first.....

The whole time, this was happening, nobody was looking outside.
Magz was standing and staring, just looking for a ride...

"hi" he says, 5 times like thats all he can say,
then asks a bunch of questions that never get answered because he never stays.

"time to go ladies" peels says as he starts up the rig.
"buckle up bitches Were about to do something real big"

They pull away slowly, like this sort of life is the norm.
But they last thing our unwitting passengers smell is chloroform.

when they finally come to, its 2 days later.
Theyre locked in the back of peels' meth fueled freighter.

Strangely they smile, amidst all the fright
Because they realized, the funs in the fight....

Not even mad, about the kidnapping, so it must be abundantly clear.
Peelz just has a funny way of wishing them a merry xmas and a happy new year.




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this went from concept to completion in less than 10 minutes, after seeing randy's chat....

hope you "enjoyed" 

[Hefe]

[Krandall]

 












Not to say that didn't happen..
but...




<3 well done peelio. Another one for the books 

[als660r]

Have a merry Christmas.   

[Krandall]

<3 als

[Magz]

       great one peels.

[Mad Dog]

Your way with words is astoundingly beautiful, thank you again peels for your holiday poem.

Hope you all had Merry Christmas and I wish you a happy new year.

[Cammy]

Holy crap I need to stop by more often...That was great!

[Peelz]

Holy crap I need to stop by more often...That was great!

yes you do, and bring Lang.

we need more diversity than magz.   

[Cammy]

  Get a little color in here.