Chirp Chirp........wake up

[Magz]

you are not the FAYA!             

[Magz]

FAJA!

[preddy08]

Here's something that really annoys my wife.

I have to make sure I'm getting every last oz out of everything. I'm constantly playing with the vents in the house and the car. Gotta make sure they're aimed right and I'm getting every last bit of warm air in the exact place I need it.

When done using the oven you have to open the door to let all the hot air in the house in the winter.

I can go on for days about stuff like that.

[Peelz]

Here's something that really annoys my wife.

I have to make sure I'm getting every last oz out of everything. I'm constantly playing with the vents in the house and the car. Gotta make sure they're aimed right and I'm getting every last bit of warm air in the exact place I need it.

When done using the oven you have to open the door to let all the hot air in the house in the winter.

I can go on for days about stuff like that.

ABSOLUTELY THIS!!!!!!! 

Also, I scrape the peanut butter jar endlessly until its clean lol

[Krandall]

When done using the oven you have to open the door to let all the hot air in the house in the winter.

THIS.

Nicole doesn't get it.

[preddy08]

I have a 2 year old jar of honey sitting upside down. Still waiting for that last drop.

[Peelz]

I have a 2 year old jar of honey sitting upside down. Still waiting for that last drop.

freak.

LOL

I do that with shampoo bottles.

and dont even get me started on toothpaste. LOL ill roll that bitch up a hundred times and smash it until its bled dry...
and ketchup goin out...teh squeeze bottles. hit em on your hand a few times...still not good? windmill that bitch like pete townsend from the who. Dont care if it spits out like da money shot. 

[Mad Dog]

Doesn't have to be a cheapo thing. Just something that you do that you thinks weird. Maybe others do it too.

My TP has to be 3 squares and folded exactly in half. If not, trash it and start over.... Lol

You're insane!!!!

Four squares, fold in half TWICE....wipe, check to ensure the TP is not soiled all the way through, fold in half, wipe, discard.  This procedure increases number of original squares for single ply public toilets.

Fountain pop maximization - Yes, but most of the time it's speedway iced tea.

Obsessive reasearch of literally EVERYTHING I BUY - Yes
When I finally do pull the trigger I inevitably find something of higher quality or lower price or both available within a month and immediately regret my purchase despite the fact that it was the best option at the time.

Jockeying for lower gas prices - no, gas costs what it costs when you need it end of story.

Tires - $/mile is important on trailer tires but I care way more about road noise and wet traction on a car tire than I do the mileage.

Complete dissection of any broken electronic device - Absofreakinglutely.  My last two laptops set in pieces in my place for months after they stopped working.

Cold Dishwater - Agreed, that shit's nasty.  I found that a fork works great but is never long enough.  Spatula is too wide.  Spoon is too deep.  Haven't found a "go to" utensil.

Scrape peanut butter jar over and over - check
Squeeze last little bit of toothpaste out - Yep, I found that the 90 degree edges of my counter tops make great surfaces for flattening out the toothpaste tube and squeezing the last little bit forward towards the opening.

[Peelz]

[preddy08]

Just told my wife about this thread. She had a couple good chuckles

[Gunz]

After I leave the house, I have to drive back by to make sure I closed the garage door. I ALWAYS close the damn door, but I question myself, so I check again... Then after I check it, I question myself if I was paying attention when I checked it... Very rare I go back the third time... FML

[Gunz]

I cant stand hearing somebody gulp water... I seriously want to knock the FERK out of them. It gets under my skin to the point I run my mouth.....

I can't ever take the same route home 2 times in a row. Also have to take a different route.

[Peelz]

After I leave the house, I have to drive back by to make sure I closed the garage door. I ALWAYS close the damn door, but I question myself, so I check again... Then after I check it, I question myself if I was paying attention when I checked it... Very rare I go back the third time... FML

I have a friend and coworker that is like this with light switches. leaves a room, goes back to check. Guess she had a house fire when she was a kid, because a light shorted out... and it gave her a nice little OCD in her adult life. lol dunno, just seems sensible to me. Until, she told me she will be halfway to work and drive back to check. LOL

[preddy08]

FYI I saw your phuggers post on FB about the peanut butter.


You two are nucking futs!

[Cammy]

Wow I have some weird friends....


The oven open during winter is a have to do for sure. Butt floss I don't care as long as there isn't sh!t getting on meh fingers. Research everything and search for cheaper all the time. The seat in my pickup, you move it you die end o story.