25 Signs you have grown up

[Krandall]

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog "Science Diet" instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at three in the morning would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A four dollar bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. Ninety percent of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?"

Bonus:26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that it doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.

[pj4553]

  scary

[Peelz]

haha #26

not quite to all of them.

[HammosDS450X]

Nice

[P.I.M.P.]

I just realized how old I am last night. We went to a concert and it seemed like every time I turned around some kid was asking... What time are you guys shutting it down? Where is lost and found? Are you security? I didn't like it at all!!! I'm never going to a concert again. Oh, I heard about this thing called snapping, It's where girls wear jelly bracelets and each color represents what they're willimg to do with you sexually, and if you're able to snap and break it off their wrist they have to do it with you. It's like blue=a bj, green=hug, black=sex, something to that effect. WTF! What is wrong with people anymore? So here is some pics from last night. Note: picture 1 is what I was seeing like when I arrived there already drunk. Note: pic 2 and 3 is why I feel like a dirty old man after sobering up and looking at pics this morning and realizing why everyone thought I was security.

[Colorado700R]

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. (SO!!)

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. (Sorry, RK  )

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.   :'(

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 

6. You watch the Weather Channel.  :grin_nod:

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup."   

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.  :'(

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."   

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.   

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.   

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.  :'(

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.  :grin_nod:

14. You feed your dog "Science Diet" instead of McDonald's leftovers.   

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.   :'(

16. You take naps.  I wish !!!

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at three in the morning would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.   

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.   :grin_nod:

20. A four dollar bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit." was it ever

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. NOPE!!! 

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."  :grin_nod:

23. Ninety percent of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. Does RS qualify as work 

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.  :grin_nod:

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?" 

Bonus:26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that it doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. 

[kyledvor61]

0/26 

[Peelz]

hey Colorado, do I get extra points if I fused two together?

#'s 5 and 6. I was in an elevator in chicago once and recognized the music as the current local update music from the weather channel. Found it and downloaded it. I am old as dirt.

[kyledvor61]

hey Colorado, do I get extra points if I fused two together?

#'s 5 and 6. I was in an elevator in chicago once and recognized the music as the current local update music from the weather channel. Found it and downloaded it. I am old as dirt.

meth ages you fast ya know

[RR34]

27. your penis doesnt work.

[Peelz]

hey Colorado, do I get extra points if I fused two together?

#'s 5 and 6. I was in an elevator in chicago once and recognized the music as the current local update music from the weather channel. Found it and downloaded it. I am old as dirt.

meth ages you fast ya know

good you'll be on this list soon.

[kyledvor61]

hey Colorado, do I get extra points if I fused two together?

#'s 5 and 6. I was in an elevator in chicago once and recognized the music as the current local update music from the weather channel. Found it and downloaded it. I am old as dirt.

meth ages you fast ya know

good you'll be on this list soon.

so ill be 18 and look like im 25. woohoo

[Peelz]

hey Colorado, do I get extra points if I fused two together?

#'s 5 and 6. I was in an elevator in chicago once and recognized the music as the current local update music from the weather channel. Found it and downloaded it. I am old as dirt.

meth ages you fast ya know

good you'll be on this list soon.

so ill be 18 and look like im 25. woohoo