King of the hill

[Gunz]

Situation: Thread Game

Objective: To be King of the hill.

King of the Hill - Users battle and think of creative ways to get on top of an imaginary hill. Describe how you take down the previous poster in order to take their place as king of the hill.




I am KING OF THE HILL.

[Cammy]

I kill you!

I'M KING

[Gunz]

Fooled you, I didn't die. I mend my wounds, get healthy and come back with a rocket launcher, aim it at your tiny head, and pull the trigger. Your body disintegrates and I am now king of the hill.

[Peelz]

I put some amphetamines in your drink for weeks. Then stop, and watch you scratch yourself to death from DT's.

I am now the king. 

[russ-russ]

I hide the last tiny bit of amphetamines in yo' britches and watch gunz tear you apart in the withdrawal fueled rage.  Then he is too burned out to care about some stupid hill and I am king.

[Cammy]

I watch all this happening from the skies. But then realize I'm immortal now and haunt a airplane which crashes right into russ-russ (while he stays on the hill looking  towards the plane like this  ). So I become king once again and am immortal. BAHAHAHAHAHA

[Krandall]

I tell Cammy that pat is all hawt and bothered in the tent at the bottom of the hill. He goes down to "asses" the situation.


I'm king.

[Peelz]

i throw you a bomb, then hand you instructions on how to de-fuse it, with color coded wiring diagrams. BOOM goes the dynamite! sucks to be colorblind....

"It's good to be da king!"

[rookie]

Well first off I would start by placing land mines (fancy ass ones undetectable at all) all around the hill and work my way to the top of the hill. once to the top I would push peels on top of a mine.

I am king of the hill.

[Krandall]

I'd sail through the air on a glider and kick you off the hill onto your mines.. but not take over the hill..

[Colorado700R]

I'd press the shiney red button, I win, you're all dead

[Cammy]

I'm already dead, and finally finished with pat. Now back to the top!

[rookie]

Well after being blown apart I would come back as a zombie and go up the hill while placing Sam sites around as well as placing underground mines so you can't dig unless your utterly stupid... tell cammy pat is hot and horny again and watch him run down the hill screaming!

[Peelz]

shot you in the brain, Zombie.

I am king

[rookie]

You didn't use the surviving a zombie attack handbook and double tap. I get up and eat you so you don't  come back I am king.