Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume VI

Started by Flynbyu, June 26, 2008, 08:44:30 AM

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Flynbyu

In my line of work, lenders ask us to collect POR or proof of residence for some applicants.

We just ask a customer to produce a utility bill, etc. that shows his mailing address on the piece of mail and this is sufficient for lenders.

We just asked a man for his POR, and he said "I've got something in my truck with my address on it."

He brings back a Registered Sex Offender Letter of himself the State of Oklahoma issued with his address on it.

WTF.

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Colorado700R

Quote from: Flynbyu on June 28, 2008, 03:06:55 PM
In my line of work, lenders ask us to collect POR or proof of residence for some applicants.

We just ask a customer to produce a utility bill, etc. that shows his mailing address on the piece of mail and this is sufficient for lenders.

We just asked a man for his POR, and he said "I've got something in my truck with my address on it."

He brings back a Registered Sex Offender Letter of himself the State of Oklahoma issued with his address on it.

WTF.

~Brian

:rofl:

It's amazing how stupid people are.  And I hope you accidently run him over with his new vehicle  :lol:

Peelz

Quote from: Flynbyu on June 28, 2008, 03:06:55 PM
In my line of work, lenders ask us to collect POR or proof of residence for some applicants.

We just ask a customer to produce a utility bill, etc. that shows his mailing address on the piece of mail and this is sufficient for lenders.

We just asked a man for his POR, and he said "I've got something in my truck with my address on it."

He brings back a Registered Sex Offender Letter of himself the State of Oklahoma issued with his address on it.

WTF.

~Brian

that made my day. :rofl:

family reunion over, no nookie, sorry, bro. :rofl:
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Flynbyu

Quote from: Colorado700R on June 28, 2008, 03:08:43 PM
Quote from: Flynbyu on June 28, 2008, 03:06:55 PM
In my line of work, lenders ask us to collect POR or proof of residence for some applicants.

We just ask a customer to produce a utility bill, etc. that shows his mailing address on the piece of mail and this is sufficient for lenders.

We just asked a man for his POR, and he said "I've got something in my truck with my address on it."

He brings back a Registered Sex Offender Letter of himself the State of Oklahoma issued with his address on it.

WTF.

~Brian

:rofl:

It's amazing how stupid people are.  And I hope you accidently run him over with his new vehicle  :lol:

I'll send you a link with this guy's info on it so you can look him up.....courtesy of the State of Oklahoma.

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Flynbyu

Quote from: Peels660 on June 28, 2008, 03:14:10 PM
Quote from: Flynbyu on June 28, 2008, 03:06:55 PM
In my line of work, lenders ask us to collect POR or proof of residence for some applicants.

We just ask a customer to produce a utility bill, etc. that shows his mailing address on the piece of mail and this is sufficient for lenders.

We just asked a man for his POR, and he said "I've got something in my truck with my address on it."

He brings back a Registered Sex Offender Letter of himself the State of Oklahoma issued with his address on it.

WTF.

~Brian

that made my day. :rofl:

family reunion over, no nookie, sorry, bro. :rofl:

No nookie?

Damn.

Looks like you'll have to butter the misses up now.

:lol:

~Brian
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Peelz

Quote from: Flynbyu on June 28, 2008, 03:17:08 PM
Quote from: Peels660 on June 28, 2008, 03:14:10 PM
Quote from: Flynbyu on June 28, 2008, 03:06:55 PM
In my line of work, lenders ask us to collect POR or proof of residence for some applicants.

We just ask a customer to produce a utility bill, etc. that shows his mailing address on the piece of mail and this is sufficient for lenders.

We just asked a man for his POR, and he said "I've got something in my truck with my address on it."

He brings back a Registered Sex Offender Letter of himself the State of Oklahoma issued with his address on it.

WTF.

~Brian

that made my day. :rofl:

family reunion over, no nookie, sorry, bro. :rofl:

No nookie?

Damn.

Looks like you'll have to butter the misses up now.

:lol:

~Brian

just like toast. :thumbs:
Krandall: "peelz. I'll be real with you. As much as I hate on you for soccer, I really don't mind it"


Flynbyu

Time to head East.

Later gang.

~Brian
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Colorado700R


RR34

you a fan of the adams family rado?
f*ck the system? i didnt even know there was a system!


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uploading 350 pics you bastard.....lol :grin_nod: :grin_nod: :grin_nod: :grin_nod:


pretty boring damn day.
f*ck the system? i didnt even know there was a system!


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Krandall

Quote from: RR34 on June 28, 2008, 06:25:20 PM
uploading 350 pics you bastard.....lol :grin_nod: :grin_nod: :grin_nod: :grin_nod:


pretty boring damn day.

mine wasn't to bad. I think the misses found a place to stay after we're married.. (finally!!)

Took the rappy out and beat her like a red headed step child! :nana:


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i hate ginger kids....ew... :lol:



i want to go riding so bad :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

have to wait till the 5th.
f*ck the system? i didnt even know there was a system!


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Krandall

Quote from: RR34 on June 28, 2008, 06:28:17 PM
i hate ginger kids....ew... :lol:



i want to go riding so bad :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

have to wait till the 5th.

dang, another week eh?

Took the plastics off, now I gotta take the gastank off. Adjusting the valves (finally) :lol:


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im too scerred to do valves myself.
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