Who gave Santa the best Blowjob?

[disco]

Kwanzaa? 

I'm LOLing over here, I can just picture Hefe at the mall dressed as Santa with all the little kids in his lap.  "Santa, you supposed to HO HO HO,  not chuckle!"

[Krandall]

Didn't get MUCH this year. I did score a sweet set of snowboard gogs though

[Hefe]

I got a shirt, but since I don't believe in GERD or practice X-mas, that is more than I expected
we do a name draw with the wife's family, so some little kid drew my name, not sure who I drew, because she buys the presents.

certainly you at least believe in Santa?!?!

I believe in Peels

[Peelz]

I got a shirt, but since I don't believe in GERD or practice X-mas, that is more than I expected
we do a name draw with the wife's family, so some little kid drew my name, not sure who I drew, because she buys the presents.

certainly you at least believe in Santa?!?!

I believe in Peels

I believe you just got a karma for flattery. (which I don't actually believe in)

[Lady4Fiddy]

I got spoiled...   

4 slice bagel toaster
Fleece Jacket
14 carat gold necklace w/charm
Pink Fuzzy Slippers
Pink Slipper Socks
Fuzzy Pink Blanket w/ matching pillow
SkyBar Wine Bottle Opening Set
$50 cash
Gift Certificate to Olive Garden
DVD
Bottle of Wine
And LOTS of Chocolate (Swiss, Dark, and White)

And the best present of all... Being able to spoil our kids for Christmas and them being totally stoked about their gifts! 

[LittleBuddha]

I got to pay for a new hot water heater and a bunch of shit for my kids.  Oh yeah, registration AND emissions on my truck too.  I still have stock suspension so Santa can go eat a bag of dicks.  Fat bastard...

[Peelz]

that despicable prick!

[LittleBuddha]

Can a brother get a little love?  Damn.  All I wanted was Housers and Motowoz.  That's not too much to ask.

[Krandall]

Naw, not to much I don't reckon

Santa gave me a plane ticket to Oz.

[LittleBuddha]

Haven't been to Oz but New Zealand was the tits mcgee. We're going back for our 10th anniversary. If I live that long. Giggity. ; )

[Magz]

well i failed at the blow job....... i got nothin. couldn't even get drunk. had to drive home........    santa

[LittleBuddha]

Santa can eat a bag of fat dicks, just ordered my own long travel.  Fat bastard.  You can count on a big fire in the chimney next year, tons o' fun.   

[Peelz]

Santa can eat a bag of fat dicks, just ordered my own long travel.  Fat bastard.  You can count on a big fire in the chimney next year, tons o' fun.   

long travel what? Sand rail I want a ride

[LittleBuddha]

Santa can eat a bag of fat dicks, just ordered my own long travel.  Fat bastard.  You can count on a big fire in the chimney next year, tons o' fun.   

long travel what? Sand rail I want a ride

The sand rail will be sooner than later, that's for sure.  Housers and Fox set up for White Power.   

[Colorado700R]

Cool bro! That's a badass set up