Who gave Santa the best Blowjob?

[THIS ASS FOR RENT]

Think of this as poker and the winner had the coolest present...but obviously sucked of the big man 

I'll start by throwing up a set of rear hiper dbl beadlocks....blue rings bitches! 

Who's up next?

[Spartan]

A nice jacket from my mom....that's about it

[THIS ASS FOR RENT]

A nice jacket from my mom....that's about it

Sounds like you only worked the shaft
You're still young and the time will come where you get to be your own Santa
My wife also got a jacket which honestly to me means more than the wheels but thats a long story. 

[Alkire193]

Family Guy Season 8, 300 bucks and an etch a sketch....if only Randy was there when he came down the chimney 

[Peelz]

GOt some new gloves (to replace my lost set) and a pair of fox riding pants. And a new weber charcoal grill.

[Gunz]

I got nothing... seriously. I haven't had a decent Christmas since 2008. Watch out 2011... I'm due.

[THIS ASS FOR RENT]

so far it looks like Peels   was the one who cupped the balls, stroked the shaft, worked the pipes and swallowed the gravy! 

[phucker]

i worked 16 hours

[Peelz]

so far it looks like Peels   was the one who cupped the balls, stroked the shaft, worked the pipes and swallowed the gravy! 

it's all in the effort.   

[Colorado700R]

I got nothing... seriously. I haven't had a decent Christmas since 2008. Watch out 2011... I'm due.

You got presents waiting for you in Colorado, you just come get them

[preddy08]

So far I got some dress shoes that I already too back and my mother gave me a beer stein that was my late grandfaters that he got while stationed in Japan. Its REALLY cool, it has a wind up chime in on the base that stops when you put it down.

[russ-russ]

Gun safe, 30 rifle capacity; case of .223 ammo; some MagPul AR goodies; a nice dress watch; one of those fingertip activated personal security safes; gift cards to Cabela's, Sportsman's Warehouse, and Midway; a brick of .22lr shells and a pretty cool t-shirt.

[devious700rSE]

well it looks like i suck the cack the best i got a HD Hero Cam, $350 cash, new set of extreme Haulers, and some gift cards hahahahahhaha me so lucky

[Hefe]

I got a shirt, but since I don't believe in GERD or practice X-mas, that is more than I expected
we do a name draw with the wife's family, so some little kid drew my name, not sure who I drew, because she buys the presents.

[Peelz]

I got a shirt, but since I don't believe in GERD or practice X-mas, that is more than I expected
we do a name draw with the wife's family, so some little kid drew my name, not sure who I drew, because she buys the presents.

certainly you at least believe in Santa?!?!