Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV

[Peelz]

apple refunded

[Colorado700R]

CHeapskate! Taking away the kids "extra" xmas present!!  GRINCH!

[Colorado700R]

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica .. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States .

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030..

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent..

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

[Peelz]

CHeapskate! Taking away the kids "extra" xmas present!!  GRINCH!

[rookie]

 [03-01, 14:44] Rookie   FERK you Tim you C-Word. like to see you don't like competition 
[03-01, 14:41] Rookie   I am super gay and love large men  (original post was Raptorsource.com>Moddedraptor.com)...

[Krandall]

[Peelz]

[03-01, 14:44] Rookie   phuck you Tim you C-Word. like to see you don't like competition 
[03-01, 14:41] Rookie   I am super gay and love large men  (original post was Raptorsource.com>Moddedraptor.com)...

bahahahaha thats genius moderation there 

[rookie]

He threatened to call my CO (commanding officer) which is no problem because my CO would probably tell him he doesn't need his petty BS and to grow the FERK up. he used my "full name" like he was my mother... lol I guess calling him a dictator was a little much since it got me banned...

[Krandall]

happy monday gangstas.

if only traffic could be as nice as it was this morning... every day.

I blame state workers for the bad traffic.

[Colorado700R]

http://db.tt/4ZOZaRKl

[Peelz]

holy sh!t

[Magz]

how to give your car a mustache..................

[Peelz]

what the hell.....
 

[Krandall]

wtf!

[Magz]

What you two cant see the mustache affect?