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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #135 on: November 03, 2010, 08:27:18 AM »
Justice in DALLAS...

DALLAS, TX  (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a DALLAS County courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court  when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the DALLAS COWBOYS football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #136 on: November 03, 2010, 08:28:37 AM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #137 on: November 03, 2010, 08:41:04 AM »
Justice in DALLAS...

DALLAS, TX  (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a DALLAS County courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court  when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the DALLAS COWBOYS football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.


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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #138 on: November 03, 2010, 09:03:34 AM »
Happy wednesday nukkas. Anyone got any cool plans for the evening?


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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #139 on: November 03, 2010, 09:14:56 AM »
just chillin... got my uncle's visitation tomorrow.  :(
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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #140 on: November 03, 2010, 09:26:05 AM »
Happy wednesday nukkas. Anyone got any cool plans for the evening?

Dinner, Gym, TV, Sexytime, sleep

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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #141 on: November 03, 2010, 09:30:23 AM »
:lol:

sounds like a solid evening!!!!


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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #142 on: November 05, 2010, 11:14:33 AM »
This is kinda funny.

1.Go to Google maps.

2. Go to "Get Directions."

3. Type Japan as the start location.

4. Type China as the end location.

5. Go to direction#43.

6. Laugh :lol:
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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #143 on: November 05, 2010, 11:18:52 AM »
This is kinda funny.

1.Go to Google maps.

2. Go to "Get Directions."

3. Type Japan as the start location.

4. Type China as the end location.

5. Go to direction#43.

6. Laugh :lol:

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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #144 on: November 05, 2010, 11:21:44 AM »
:rofl:.....#42 should be put on wet suit!

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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #145 on: November 05, 2010, 11:48:57 AM »
now that's funny!!! :lol:


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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #146 on: November 05, 2010, 11:52:01 AM »
its similar to doing United states to Japan :)


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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #147 on: November 12, 2010, 08:51:53 AM »
you owed me one, I get that randy.

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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #148 on: November 12, 2010, 10:16:30 AM »
:lol:


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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #149 on: November 13, 2010, 04:37:36 PM »
THis snow had me looking at snowmobiles on ebay. I noticed yamaha makes a sled with the SE2 color combo.

Just sayin'

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