Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV

[Colorado700R]

Justice in DALLAS...

DALLAS, TX  (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a DALLAS County courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court  when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the DALLAS COWBOYS football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

[Krandall]

 

[Peelz]

Justice in DALLAS...

DALLAS, TX  (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a DALLAS County courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court  when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the DALLAS COWBOYS football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

LOL!

[Krandall]

Happy wednesday nukkas. Anyone got any cool plans for the evening?

[Peelz]

just chillin... got my uncle's visitation tomorrow. 

[Colorado700R]

Happy wednesday nukkas. Anyone got any cool plans for the evening?

Dinner, Gym, TV, Sexytime, sleep

[Krandall]

sounds like a solid evening!!!!


Gym, MW2, Sexytime, Trivia night, sexytime, sleep.

[Lady4Fiddy]

This is kinda funny.

1.Go to Google maps.

2. Go to "Get Directions."

3. Type Japan as the start location.

4. Type China as the end location.

5. Go to direction#43.

6. Laugh

[Peelz]

This is kinda funny.

1.Go to Google maps.

2. Go to "Get Directions."

3. Type Japan as the start location.

4. Type China as the end location.

5. Go to direction#43.

6. Laugh

LOL!

[Colorado700R]

.....#42 should be put on wet suit!

[Krandall]

now that's funny!!!

[Krandall]

its similar to doing United states to Japan

[Peelz]

you owed me one, I get that randy.

 

[Krandall]

sorry peelz

[Peelz]

THis snow had me looking at snowmobiles on ebay. I noticed yamaha makes a sled with the SE2 color combo.

Just sayin'