Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume V

[kyledvor61]

any ho's in da house?

[dick-84]

Only u! 

[dick-84]

Where is everyone? Its only 2:30am. All the gays must of went to bed. 

[Colorado700R]

Where is everyone? Its only 2:30am. All the (Manly challenged)s must of went to bed. 

Pussys  :grin_nod:

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Jun 19 1312

Piers Gaveston, the disturbingly open homosexual lover of King Edward II of England, is beheaded after he attempted to return to Edward's side. For a time Gaveston was ward of the underage boy before the death of his father Edward I, to the great dismay of many important lords. After succession to king, Edward appointed Gaveston as Earl of Cornwall for no other reason than being the king's personal cornhole.

Jun 19 1867

Emperor Maximilian of Mexico is executed by firing squad. Although he bribed the seven riflemen to not shoot him in the head, one did anyway.

Jun 19 1934

The Federal Communications Commission, perhaps the most wicked body of do-gooders ever to exist in the United States, is created.

Jun 19 1953

Atomic spies Julius and Ethel Rosenberg are electrocuted at Sing-Sing Prison, becoming the first civilians ever executed for espionage in American history. Five jolts of electricity were required to kill Ethel. Her husband Julius was on the Soviet payroll, according to recently released archives. It is not clear whether Ethel had any involvement or how much Julius actually assisted the Soviet atomic bomb effort.

Jun 19 1964

San Francisco's Condor Club becomes the first topless bar in the United States when dancer Carol Doda steps onstage in a bottom-only swimsuit designed by Rudi Gernreich. Other San Francisco clubs follow suit just days later.

Jun 19 1982

Roberto Calvi, chairman of Banco Ambrosiano, is found hanging from Blackfriar's Bridge in London. His death is initially ruled a suicide, though it is quite obviously murder; that assessment is later overturned. Calvi may have been killed because of his involvement in the laundering of drug money through the Vatican Bank.

Birthdays today...
1301 - Prince Morikuni, Japanese shogun (d. 1333)
1507 - Annibale Caro, Italian poet (d. 1566)
1566 - King James I of England and VI of Scotland (d. 1625)
1606 - James Hamilton, 1st Duke of Hamilton, Scottish statesman (d. 1649)
1623 - Blaise Pascal, French mathematician and philosopher (d. 1662)
1633 - Philipp van Limborch, Dutch Protestant theologian (d. 1712)
1717 - Johann Stamitz, Czech violinist and composer (d. 1757)
1764 - José Gervasio Artigas, father of Uruguay (d. 1850)
1771 - Joseph Gergonne, French mathematician (d. 1859)
1792 - Gustav Schwab, German author (d. 1850)
1815 - Cornelius Krieghoff, Canadian painter (d. 1872)
1816 - William Henry Webb, American industrialist (d. 1899)
1834 - Charles Spurgeon, English preacher (d. 1892)
1846 - Antonio Abetti, Italian astronomer (d. 1928)
1850 - David Jayne Hill, American diplomat (d. 1932)
1851 - Billy Midwinter, Australian cricketer (d. 1890)
1858 - Sam Walter Foss, American librarian and poet (d. 1911)
1861 - Douglas Haig, 1st Earl Haig, British soldier (d. 1928)
1861 - José Rizal, Filipino poet and national hero (d. 1896)
1865 - Dame May Whitty, English entertainer (d. 1948)
1874 - Peder Oluf Pedersen, Danish engineer (d. 1941)
1877 - Charles Coburn, American actor (d. 1961)
1896 - Wallis Simpson, Duchess of Windsor (d. 1986)
1897 - Cyril Norman Hinshelwood, English chemist, Nobel laureate (d. 1967)
1897 - Moe Howard, American actor (d. 1975)
1898 - James Joseph Sweeney, American Catholic prelate (d. 1968)
1900 - Laura Z. Hobson, American novelist (d. 1986)
1902 - Guy Lombardo, Canadian bandleader (d. 1977)
1903 - Lou Gehrig, American baseball player (d. 1941)
1903 - Wally Hammond, English cricketer (d. 1965)
1903 - Hans Litten, German jurist (d. 1938)
1905 - Mildred Natwick, American actress (d. 1994)
1906 - Ernst Boris Chain, German-born biochemist, Nobel laureate (d. 1979)
1906 - Walter Rauff, German colonel (d. 1984)
1907 - Clarence Wiseman, 10th General of The Salvation Army (d. 1985)
1909 - Osamu Dazai, Japanese author (d. 1948)
1910 - Paul Flory, American chemist, Nobel laureate (d. 1985)
1910 - Abe Fortas, Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court (d. 1982)
1912 - Don Gutteridge, American baseball player
1912 - Virginia MacWatters, American soprano (d. 2005)
1914 - Anthony Bloom, Metropolitan of the Russian Orthodox Church
1914 - Alan Cranston, American politician (d. 2000)
1914 - Lester Flatt, American musician (d. 1979)
1915 - Julius Schwartz, American editor and agent (d. 2004)
1917 - Joshua Nkomo, Vice President of Zimbabwe (d. 1999)
1919 - Louis Jourdan, French actor
1919 - Pauline Kael, American movie critic (d. 2001)
1922 - Aage Niels Bohr, Danish physicist, Nobel laureate
1924 - Leo Nomellini, American football player (d. 2000)
1925 - Charlie Drake, British actor, writer and singer (d. 2006)
1928 - Nancy Marchand, American actress (d. 2000)
1928 - Barry Took, English comedy writer (d. 2002)
1929 - Thelma Barlow, English actress
1930 - Gena Rowlands, American actress
1932 - Pier Angeli, Italian-born American actress (d. 1972)
1932 - Marisa Pavan, Italian-born actress
1933 - Viktor Patsayev, Soviet cosmonaut
1936 - Tommy DeVito, American musician and singer
1936 - Shirley Goodman, American singer (d. 2005)
1936 - Marisa Galvany, American soprano
1938 - Wahoo McDaniel, American football player and wrestler (d. 2002)
1938 - Ian Smith, Australian actor
1939 - Al Wilson, American singer (d. 2008)
1940 - Shirley Muldowney, Racecar Driver
1941 - Václav Klaus, Czech politician and President
1941 - Conchita Carpio-Morales, Filipino Supreme Court jurist
1942 - Elaine "Spanky" McFarlane, musician
1942 - Jos Brink, Dutch actor (d. 2007)
1944 - Chico Buarque, Brazilian musician
1945 - Aung San Suu Kyi, Burmese politician, Nobel laureate
1945 - Radovan Karadžić, Serbian-Bosnian politician
1947 - Paula Koivuniemi, Finnish singer
1947 - Salman Rushdie, Indian author
1948 - Phylicia Rashad, American actress
1948 - Nick Drake, English musician (d. 1974)
1950 - Ann Wilson, American musician
1951 - Ayman al-Zawahiri, Egyptian terrorist
1951 - Francesco Moser, Italian cyclist
1953 - Larry Dunn, American musician
1954 - Kathleen Turner, American actress
1956 - Doug Stone, American singer
1957 - Anna Lindh, Swedish politician (d. 2003)
1959 - Mark DeBarge, American singer, songwriter and trumpeter
1960 - Luke Morley, British guitarist
1962 - Jeremy Bates, English tennis player
1962 - Paula Abdul, American singer and choreographer
1963 - Rory Underwood, English rugby union footballer
1964 - Boris Johnson, British politician
1964 - Brian Vander Ark, American musician
1965 - Sadie Frost, English actress
1965 - Luc Donckerwolke, Belgian car designer
1966 - Joichi Ito, Japanese entrepreneur
1967 - Bjørn Dæhlie, Norwegian skier
1967 - Mia Sara, American actress
1968 - Alastair Lynch, Australian rules footballer
1969 - Lara Spencer, American TV personality
1970 - Quincy Watts, American athlete
1970 - Rahul Gandhi, Indian politician
1970 - Brian Welch, American guitarist
1970 - Antonis Remos, Greek singer
1972 - Brian McBride, American soccer player
1972 - Poppy Montgomery, Australian actress
1972 - Dennis Lyxzén, Swedish musician
1973 - Jahine Arnold, American football player
1973 - Yasuhiko Yabuta, Japanese baseball player
1974 - Doug Mientkiewicz, American baseball player
1975 - Anthony Parker, American basketball player
1975 - Hugh Dancy, English actor
1976 - Bryan Hughes, English footballer
1976 - Patrick Surtain, American football player
1977 - Peter Warrick, American football player
1977 - Veronika Vařeková, Czech supermodel
1978 - Tyson Dux, Canadian wrestler
1978 - Dirk Nowitzki, German basketball player
1978 - Claudio Vargas, Dominican baseball player
1979 - John Duddy, Northern Irish boxer
1979 - Quentin Jammer, American football player
1979 - John Ford, American software engineer
1980 - Adel Abdulaziz, Emiratie football player
1980 - Dante Robinson, American football player
1982 - David Pollack, American football player
1982 - Joe Cheng, Taiwanese actor
1982 - Alexander Frolov, Russian hockey player
1983 - Mark Selby, British snooker player
1984 - Paul Dano, American actor
1985 - John Decyk, American martial artist
1986 - Marvin Williams, American basketball player
1987 - Rashard Mendenhall, American football player
1991 - Pontus Ekhem, Swedish hockey player
1995 - Blake Woodruff, American actor

Famous deaths...
1312 - Piers Gaveston, French favorite of Edward II of England
1542 - Leo Jud, Swiss reformer (b. 1482)
1545 - Abraomas Kulvietis Lithuanian reformer (b. 1509)
1584 - François, Duke of Anjou (b. 1555)
1608 - Alberico Gentili, Italian jurist (b. 1551)
1650 - Matthäus Merian, Swiss engraver (b. 1593)
1747 - Alessandro Marcello, Italian composer (b. 1669)
1762 - Johann Ernst Eberlin, German composer (b. 1702)
1768 - Benjamin Tasker, provincial Governor of Maryland (b. 1690)
1786 - Nathanael Greene, American Revolutionary general (b. 1742)
1805 - Louis-Jean-François Lagrenée, French painter (b. 1724)
1820 - Joseph Banks, English naturalist and botanist (b. 1743)
1844 - Étienne Geoffroy Saint-Hilaire, French naturalist (b. 1772)
1867 - Maximilian I, Mexican Emperor (b. 1832), Executed
1902 - Albert, King of Saxony (b. 1828)
1921 - Ramón López Velarde, Mexican poet (b. 1888)
1937 - J. M. Barrie, Scottish author (b. 1860)
1939 - Grace Abbott, American social worker and activist (b. 1878)
1949 - Syed Zafarul Hasan, Prominent Muslim philosopher (b. 1885)
1952 - Heinrich Schlusnus, German baritone (b. 1888)
1953 - Julius Rosenberg, American spy (executed) (b. 1918)
1953 - Ethel Rosenberg, American spy (executed) (b. 1915)
1956 - Thomas J. Watson, American businessman (IBM) (b. 1874)
1966 - Ed Wynn, American actor (b. 1886)
1968 - James Joseph Sweeney, American Catholic prelate (b. 1898)
1975 - Sam Giancana, American gangster (b. 1908)
1977 - Ali Shariati, Iranian sociologist (b. 1933)
1977 - Lady Olave Baden-Powell, English Chief Girl Guide (b. 1889)
1979 - Paul Popenoe, American eugenicist (b. 1888)
1986 - Coluche, French comedian (b. 1944)
1986 - Len Bias, American basketball player (b. 1963)
1987 - Teresa Cormack, New Zealand murder victim (b. 1981)
1988 - Fernand Seguin, Canadian biologist (b. 1922)
1988 - Gladys Spellman, U.S. Congresswoman (b. 1918)
1991 - Jean Arthur, American actress (b. 1900)
1993 - William Golding, English writer, Nobel laureate (b. 1911)
1995 - Peter Townsend, RAF officer (b. 1914)
1996 - G. David Schine, American businessman (b. 1927)
1997 - Olga Georges-Picot, French actress (b. 1944)
1997 - Bobby Helms, American singer (b. 1933)
2001 - John Heyer, Australian documentary filmmaker (b. 1916)
2003 - Laura Sadler, English actress (b. 1980)
2007 - El Fary, Spanish singer (b. 1937)
2007 - Terry Hoeppner, American football coach (b. 1947)
2007 - Antonio Aguilar, Mexican singer and actor (b. 1919)

Holidays and observances...
Juneteenth – celebrates the Emancipation Proclamation.
Saint Romuald (d. 1027)
Blessed Odo of Cambrai
Saint Juliana Falconieri
Gervasius and Protasius (Roman Catholic Calendar)
Garfield the Cat Day

Have a great Thursday.

~Brian

[exentix]

no whoring for me today! i gotta work!  make some money money 

[socalrappy700]

Where is everyone? Its only 2:30am. All the (Manly challenged)s must of went to bed. 

Pussys  :grin_nod:

Where the hell are you right now?  Oh, thats right......sleeping after working the night shift at 7-11.

[socalrappy700]

Atomic spies Julius and Ethel Rosenberg are electrocuted at Sing-Sing Prison, becoming the first civilians ever executed for espionage in American history. Five jolts of electricity were required to kill Ethel. Her husband Julius was on the Soviet payroll, according to recently released archives. It is not clear whether Ethel had any involvement or how much Julius actually assisted the Soviet atomic ( KA-BOOOM ) effort.

Damn, thats a tough old bird.

[Flynbyu]

Rumor has it they were innocent.

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

Rumor has it they were innocent.

~Brian

I've heard that, but its one of those things that we'll never know the truth on. 

[Flynbyu]

I watched something on the History Channel about it.

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

I watched something on the History Channel about it.

~Brian

I think I saw the same show.  But I thought I saw it on A&E.  I could be wrong.  The US and Russia will never say the truth about that.  It can just be added to the long list of unknowns like Kennedy and ufo's.

[AJ RAPTOR]

anyways guys im out gotta go get some meth into me and get some rest so i can give homeless guys head.

you will pay for that one later bitch   lol

trying to send you off with a laugh since your in a shit hole right now.

A farmer went out one day and hired a brand new stud (RR34) for his dude far. The new stud struts over to the old stud (AR RAPTOR) and says,

'OK old fart, time for you to retire.'
The AJ RAPTOR replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these girls
Look what it has done to me.
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'
The RR34 says,
'Beat it: You are washed up
and I am taking over.'
The AJ RAPTOR says,
'I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young stud laughs.
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start.'

AJ RAPTOR takes off running. About 15 seconds later the RR34 takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young stud has closed the gap.

He is only about 5 feet behind AJ RAPTOR and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
when he sees the studs running by.
The Old stud AJ RAPTOR is yelling
and running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
he blows the young stud to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
'Dammit.....
third gay stud I hired this month.'
Moral of this story? ...

Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery
always overcome youth and arrogance!

[socalrappy700]

Nice one!  But I'm not that old yet. 

[Flynbyu]

See the joke thread.

~Brian