Eat this not That!. CRIPES!

Started by Krandall, February 18, 2010, 03:05:31 PM

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Outback Steakhouse Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing
# 2,900 calories
# 182 g fat
# 240 g carbs

Even if you split these "starters" with three friends, you'll have downed a dinner's worth of calories before your entrée arrives.


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Quote from: Krandall on February 19, 2010, 10:15:56 AM
Outback Steakhouse Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing
# 2,900 calories
# 182 g fat
# 240 g carbs

Even if you split these "starters" with three friends, you'll have downed a dinner's worth of calories before your entrée arrives.

O MY GERD  :help:

how is that even physically possible.

Krandall

Worst Pasta.

Macaroni Grill Spaghetti and Meatballs with Meat Sauce
# 2,430 calories
# 128 g fat
# 207 g carbs
# 5,290 mg sodium

This meal satisfies your calorie requirements for an entire day.


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Quote from: funyun on February 19, 2010, 10:33:53 AM
Quote from: Krandall on February 19, 2010, 10:15:56 AM
Outback Steakhouse Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing
# 2,900 calories
# 182 g fat
# 240 g carbs

Even if you split these "starters" with three friends, you'll have downed a dinner's worth of calories before your entrée arrives.

O MY GERD  :help:

how is that even physically possible.

+1 you just f**king ruined it for me again Randy. :bird:
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much obliged.

Like the meth isn't enough :lol:
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Worst Curly Fries

Arby's Curly Fries (Large)
640 calories
34 g fat (5 g saturated, 0 g trans)
1,460 mg sodium


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Arby's is famous for its curly fries—too bad they're overloaded with fat, calories and sodium. When one side dish accounts for nearly three-quarters of your daily allotment of salt, you know there's a problem. As fun as these curli-Qs are, stick to the Homefry variety at Arby's—downsizing to a small Curly Fries will still leave you with a 410-calorie side, which is more than many of Arby's sandwiches!


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I fail to see the downside of any of these high calorie foods ???



:lol:

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Worst Cheeseburger with Everything
Wendy's Double with Everything and Cheese
700 calories
40 g fat (17 g saturated, 2 g trans)
1,440 mg sodium

In the pantheon of fast-food burgers, this cannot compete with the atrocities wrought by the Double Whoppers and Six Dollar Burgers of the world. But there are too many burgers at Wendy's to end up with this mistake. Take the Double Stack below—with small chili—for example. With 37 grams of protein and 6 grams of fiber, it might be the most satisfying $2 meal in America.


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Top 6 worst / unhealthiest salads in America.




#6. Quizno's Honey Mustard Chicken Regular Chopped Salad
920 calories
65 g fat (20 g saturated, 0.5 g trans)
1,685 mg sodium

The secret to this salad's salacious calorie count is in the sauce. A general rule of thumb when you eat at Quizno's: Serving sizes are often not what they seem. This "Regular Chopped Salad" accounts for nearly half your day's caloric allotment. Even most of the small chopped salads pack over 500 calories. Unless you order the Pan Asian small, consider a salad at Quizno's a meal unto itself, not a side dish.

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#5. Romano's Macaroni Grill Parmesan-Crusted Chicken Salad
960 calories
16 g saturated fat
1,990 mg sodium
49 g carbohydrates

Here's a little menu magic for you: Anytime you see the words "parmesan-crusted," assume the dish has been slathered in cheese and given the frying treatment. Which is probably why this Parmesan-Crusted Chicken Salad has nearly a full day's worth of sodium and half a day's worth of calories. One of the biggest problems with Mac Grill's menu items—though we love it in general—is the sodium content. We'd say order the Warm Spinach Salad, but it's packed with as much salt as you'll find in five large orders of McDonald's french fries. Your only smart salad side dish selection at this chain is the Fresh Greens or Caesar.

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#4. Chili's Quesadilla Explosion Salad
1,400 calories
88 g fat (26 g saturated)
2,370 mg sodium

This salad is explosive all right. Here's a tip: At most Mexican restaurants, the salads are actually the absolute worst items on the menu. For example, with burritos and tacos, the amount of high-fat, high-calorie fillers is limited to what will fit in the shells. But there's no built-in portion control with salads. So it's no surprise that this Quesadilla Explosion Salad contains a full day's worth of salt and nearly three-quarters of your day's calories (it's the caloric equivalent of 172 Cheetos, in fact). Unfortunately, Chili's offers only three salads with less than 500 calories. Stick with the Guiltless Grill options, or the salad mentioned below.

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#3. Applebee's Oriental Chicken Salad with Oriental Vinaigrette
1,430 calories

This salad starts out with a bed of "Fresh Asian greens," according to the menu. Unfortunately, these greens serve as a bed for deep-fried chicken tenders and carbohydrate-heavy crispy noodles. Without dressing, this dish rings in at 840 calories—already more than in an Applebee's hamburger. But factor in the super-heavy dressing and you're adding another 590 calories to the mix. To put that in perspective, a lunch sandwich shouldn't pack more than 500 calories, tops. At Applebee's, the only salad that won't sink your entire meal is the Paradise Chicken Salad, which cuts back on calories by using grilled chicken instead of fried and actual produce instead of noodles. (Note: Applebee's refuses to disclose their nutrition information, so you just might be consuming days' worth of sodium as well!)

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#2. Cheesecake Factory Caesar Salad with Chicken
1,513 calories
16 g saturated fat
1,481 mg sodium
23 g carbohydrates

The top three words you never want to see sharing a space with "salad" on a menu: tuna, taco, and yes, the mighty Caesar. Consider that tangle of romaine a hapless vehicle for the troubling trinity of croutons, Parmesan cheese, and viscous Caesar dressing. This Cheesecake Factory version is the worst; the elephantine portion yields a salad with more calories than 10 Twinkies! If you're looking for a salad meal at Cheesecake Factory, choose from the Weight Management varieties—every other salad tops 500 calories.

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#1. California Pizza Kitchen Waldorf Chicken Salad with Blue Cheese Dressing (full)
1,570 calories
30 g saturated fat
2,082 mg sodium

CPK is no stranger to the title of "Worst Salad in America"—in fact, last year's Thai Crunch Salad from California Pizza Kitchen won this dubious distinction for having over 2,000 calories. CPK has since downgraded the Asian-inspired leafy disaster (to a more modest 1,399 calories). Unfortunately, the rest of their salad lineup is still sorely lacking in smart options. This Waldorf Chicken Salad takes the title this year—the blue cheese dressing certainly doesn't help, and neither does the oversized plate this salad is served on. Believe it or not, your best bet at CPK is to order two slices of thin-crust pizza with any toppings you want. But if you're set on a salad, choose a half-size of the Moroccan Chicken, below.


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Jimmy John's Italian Night Club
951 calories
51 g fat (12 g saturated)
2,165 mg sodium

Italian sandwiches are notoriously heavy—and the heavily processed Italian meats (think pastrami, salami, capicola...) all come with a massive over-sized serving of sodium. Case in point: This particular club packs in nearly an entire day's allotment of salt. The good news here is that Jimmy John's allows you to customize your order—so if you're hankering for an Italian sandwich, ask for a customized Slim 5 with Genoa Salami, Capicola, and Avocado Spread on 7-Grain, instead.


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Subway Meatball Marinara Footlong
1,160 calories
46 g fat (18 g saturated, 2 g trans)
3,060 mg sodium

Subway does a funny thing with their nutrition menu: They only list nutrition information for 6-inch sandwiches, and low-fat footlongs. Luckily, the math here isn't exactly difficult. Skip footlongs altogether.




Quizno's Large Tuna Melt
1,760 calories
25 g saturated fat
2,120 mg sodium

This tuna melt used to reign supreme with the disgraceful distinction of being the worst sandwich in America. But then Quizno's took note and reduced the calories by about 300. Unfortunately, that reduction in calories only dropped this dangerous melt to second place. Why is this melt so atrocious? While tuna is usually a healthy choice on its own, its being held together with gobs of fatty mayo. Slim down drastically with a Bistro Steak sammie.


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Peelz

dood, just started eating quiznos. 2 for 5 menu. sandwich and salad. the salad friggin rulez.
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