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Offline Colorado700R

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Re: Ok, I give up......
« Reply #60 on: February 25, 2010, 09:18:45 AM »
I don't care what products you use. I've done enough buisness with you to know that your gonna give me and all of your customers the best possible product you can.

Chris, I can't wait to see this monster.

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Re: Ok, I give up......
« Reply #61 on: February 25, 2010, 09:25:12 AM »
Hes not kidding, we really are trying to start a "How to use household items to double your HP" thread. Crisco in the bearings FTW!
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Re: Ok, I give up......
« Reply #62 on: February 25, 2010, 10:12:54 AM »
Quote from: Colorado700R on February 25, 2010, 09:18:45 AM
I don't care what products you use. I've done enough buisness with you to know that your gonna give me and all of your customers the best possible product you can.

Chris, I can't wait to see this monster.

Aaron



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Re: Ok, I give up......
« Reply #63 on: February 25, 2010, 10:19:06 AM »
Quote from: Alkire193 on February 25, 2010, 09:25:12 AM
Hes not kidding, Crisco in the bearings FTW!

Wesson oil mixed with Corn syrup (stays longer) and just a scosh of paprica for that added lil somethin.... :clap:

I think on the frame we are gonna go aluminum tubing filled with great stuff insulation (Foanm in a can)

For the grips.....Hmmmm I think camoflauge condoms.....that way they can't see you comin.... :nod:

Have to be at the Betty Crocker "Baking a Quad" class at 11....chat later

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Re: Ok, I give up......
« Reply #64 on: February 25, 2010, 10:36:55 AM »
Quote from: Joker's Vault on February 25, 2010, 10:19:06 AM
Quote from: Alkire193 on February 25, 2010, 09:25:12 AM
Hes not kidding, Crisco in the bearings FTW!

Wesson oil mixed with Corn syrup (stays longer) and just a scosh of paprica for that added lil somethin.... :clap:

I think on the frame we are gonna go aluminum tubing filled with great stuff insulation (Foanm in a can)

For the grips.....Hmmmm I think camoflauge condoms.....that way they can't see you comin.... :nod:

Have to be at the Betty Crocker "Baking a Quad" class at 11....chat later

Master chef Le Joka
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Ill rip by at 80 smelling like fresh baked cinnamon rolls
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Re: Ok, I give up......
« Reply #65 on: February 25, 2010, 01:30:57 PM »
joka......the grips....cuz they "can't see ya comin" holy $hit that is genius.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

have you tried strapping a queasonart to the motor yet?

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Re: Ok, I give up......
« Reply #66 on: February 25, 2010, 02:00:44 PM »
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on February 25, 2010, 01:30:57 PM
joka......the grips....cuz they "can't see ya comin" holy $hit that is genius.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

have you tried strapping a queasonart to the motor yet?



Brutha way ahead of ya.....

Chris, that cinimon roll thingy was way to cool.....

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Re: Ok, I give up......
« Reply #67 on: February 25, 2010, 02:04:54 PM »
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on February 25, 2010, 01:30:57 PM
joka......the grips....cuz they "can't see ya comin" holy $hit that is genius.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

have you tried strapping a queasonart to the motor yet?



queasonarts fall on their face above 7700 RPM, which is Critical for GNCC racing

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Re: Ok, I give up......
« Reply #68 on: February 25, 2010, 03:07:58 PM »
I hooked my dremel straight to the crank. 1 zillion RPM at the push of a button. :lol:
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Re: Ok, I give up......
« Reply #69 on: February 25, 2010, 03:41:39 PM »
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on February 25, 2010, 03:07:58 PM
I hooked my dremel straight to the crank. 1 zillion RPM at the push of a button. :lol:

NICE! :clap:

Another speed secret is a Tampon! it is much lighter than a fuel filter.....also if you spray PAM (that shit the wives use when cooking) on your wheels....Sand/Dirt no sticky....no sticky MO FASTER!

FYI we are looking at a Mobile cook station so we can chop some Broc-O-ree....

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Re: Ok, I give up......
« Reply #70 on: February 25, 2010, 03:47:42 PM »
woot.

If I coat myself and my quad in butter, will I slice throught the air more smoothly?  :lol:
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Re: Ok, I give up......
« Reply #71 on: February 25, 2010, 04:19:41 PM »
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on February 25, 2010, 09:17:48 AM
awesome idea. vaccum powered ramjet exhaust with hairdryer turbo ftmfw :woot:  I might run over to the senior center and steal an old man's oxygen tank and spray into the TB to make this sucka run even hotter!!!!! the scuba intake. :lol:

But...if more suction is required....PM spartan.  ;)

:lol:

:bird:

This thread is hilarious....I agree with Aaron in that it doesn't matter who's products you run, as long as you're happy with your builder that's all that matters...I run parts from different companies on mine and don't have a particular shop (other than the Phucked Quads Shop, run by Mr. phucker).

Alkire- your build sounds like it's gonna completely rip everyone a new a$$hole, can't wait to see how it comes out for you and hopefully one day we can meet up and see how bad my ass gets whooped by your quad :lol:
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Re: Ok, I give up......
« Reply #72 on: February 25, 2010, 05:46:24 PM »
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on February 25, 2010, 03:47:42 PM
woot.

If I coat myself and my quad in butter, will I slice throught the air more smoothly?  :lol:

Yep only IF you have the new and improved JVR Popcorn popper exhuast tip!

Orville WHO?

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Re: Ok, I give up......
« Reply #73 on: February 25, 2010, 09:07:59 PM »
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Is there a george foreman mod also? I bet with those fins you could get real aerodynamic.
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Re: Ok, I give up......
« Reply #74 on: February 25, 2010, 09:14:37 PM »
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