Police Harassment

[disco]

Recently, the Chula Vista Police Department ran an e-mail forum (a question and answer exchange) with the topic being, "Community Policing."One of the civilian email participants posed the following question, "I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually harass people and get away with it?"



From the "other side" (the law enforcement side) Sgt. Bennett, obviously a cop with a sense of humor replied:



"First of all, let me tell you this...it's not easy. In Chula Vista , we average one cop for every 600 people. Only about 60% of those cops are on general duty (or what you might refer to as "patrol") where we do most of our harassing. The rest are in non-harassing departments that do not allow them contact with the day to day innocents. And at any given moment, only one-fifth of the 60% patrollers are on duty and available for harassing people while the rest are off duty. So roughly, one cop is responsible for harassing about 5,000 residents. When you toss in the commercial business, and tourist locations that attract people from other areas, sometimes you have a situation where a single cop is responsible for harassing
10,000 or more people a day. Now, your average ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds long. This gives a cop one second to harass a person, and then only three-fourths of a second to eat a donut AND then find a new person to harass. This is not an easy task. To be honest, most cops are not up to this challenge day in and day out. It is just too tiring. What we do is utilize some tools to help us narrow down those people which we can realistically harass.



The tools available to us are as follows:



PHONE: People will call us up and point out things that cause us to focus on a person for special harassment. "My neighbor is beating his wife" is a code phrase used often. This means we'll come out and give somebody some special harassment. Another popular one is, "There's a guy breaking into a house." The harassment team is then put into action.



CARS: We have special cops assigned to harass people who drive. They like to harass the drivers of fast cars, cars with no insurance or no driver's licenses and the like. It's lots of fun when you pick them out of traffic for nothing more obvious than running a red light. Sometimes you get to really heap the harassment on when you find they have drugs in the car, they are drunk, or have an outstanding warrant on file.



RUNNERS: Some people take off running just at the sight of a police officer. Nothing is quite as satisfying as running after them like a beagle on the scent of a bunny. When you catch them you can harass them for hours.



STATUTES: When we don't have PHONES or CARS and have nothing better to do, there are actually books that give us ideas for reasons to harass folks. They are called "Statutes"; Criminal Codes, Motor Vehicle Codes, etc... They all spell out all sorts of things for which you can really mess with people. After you read the statute, you can just drive around for awhile until you find someone violating one of these listed offenses and harass them. Just last week I saw a guy trying to steal a car. Well, there's this book we have that says that's not allowed. That meant I got permission to harass this guy. It is a really cool system that we have set up, and it works pretty well.



We seem to have a never-ending supply of folks to harass. And we get away with it. Why? Because for the good citizens who pay the tab, we try to keep the streets safe for them, and they pay us to "harass" some people. Next time you are in my town, give me the old "single finger wave." That's another one of those codes. It means, "You can't harass me." It's one of our favorites.



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LOL!  I like this cop.  + 1 imaginary coffee and donut to you, sir. 

[Pw383426]

LMAO  That is a pretty good one. 

[Peelz]

awesome. My mom has been a dispatcher for years. I love hearing the stories about morons that bug the cops. Especially the people who call 911 because the power is out. And, call about the noise of fireworks shows on the 4th of July.  There was a guy in the next town over that called to bitch, and the cop that he talked to pretty much said "you don't like it, move to the middle east"   Guy actually sued, I think...and lost.

[Krandall]

that's awesome.
There's always exceptiosn to the rules. My old home town, there's 1 cop that's there to make his paycheck. I GERD pulled over for having snow on my back window so I couldn't see out it.. he made me get out brush it off and tell him I woulnd't do it again...

[Peelz]

that's awesome.
There's always exceptiosn to the rules. My old home town, there's 1 cop that's there to make his paycheck. I GERD pulled over for having snow on my back window so I couldn't see out it.. he made me get out brush it off and tell him I woulnd't do it again...

I can't forget last spring when I got pulled over for passing a parked car! With Colin crying because he had no blankie...he made me look for the current insurance card, the last 7 years cards didn't count.... Then tell me I had 3 days to bring the new one in, and tell the office it is for "the sarge"   Our local police have little to really do since the highway bypassed the town.
Prompted one of my favorite quotes from SOcal. "maybe if I was born with my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck, I could be a police officer from your town too"

[Krandall]

Awesome.
you tweakers are sneaky though.

[jstev]

Who would be a cop if it paid like 65 or 70 a year???

[Peelz]

Who would be a cop if it paid like 65 or 70 a year???

I very nearly was. But not paid near that much.

[disco]

I was seriously considering it but then a gravy job I bid on opened up.    Couldn't pass it up.

[Hefe]

My buddy is a Narc, loves the job

[funyun]

I hate when cops have nothing better to do than pull people over for tinted windows and no front license plate 

[Peelz]

My buddy is a Narc, loves the job

haters!

[Peelz]

I hate when cops have nothing better to do than pull people over for tinted windows and no front license plate 

it is a law, you choose to break it...deal.

[Hefe]

you are required to have a plate on the front, and you don't have one?

[Krandall]

a lot of newer cars don't have plate mounts on the front.. so you dont want to drill into the bumper. sucks