My future EX-WIFE!!!!!!

Started by Gunz, November 05, 2009, 08:18:02 AM

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Gunz

I have given it some thought and I believe that Colorado700r AKA Aaron is my future ex-wife. Why you ask? Because he can push my buttons just as fast as any woman. I want to marry him, buy us a trailer, lots of Jack Daniels, and just beat him till he wants to have sex with me. The neighbors would start talking,,, "Oh look it's Mrs Gunz, poor thing He beats her everyday. Yeah but Margaret I think she likes yet." Thats right Aarons the type that wants to be beat'n!!! "Gunny take out the trash, Gunny pay the bills, Gunny your no good, Gunny my bike beat your bike once, Gunny Gunny Gunny..." All that until I snap and punch her(Aaron) in the eye and say "Now go do the dishes bitch before I give you a real beat'n.... Yes Gunny" and then when she(Aaron) starts doing the dishes, I start thinking about the nite before and run into the kitchen and coldcock her one and give it too her while I choke her(Aaron) out.

My Aaron...  :kiss:




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Colorado700R

"It gets a faster bike, or it gets another mushroom stamp"

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Lady4Fiddy

Oh bitch I don't think so! :mad: He is mine... quit chasing something you know you can't have... Aaron is only attracted to those with a fast bike... so get the F :mad: ck out!


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Krandall

You just said... Aaron is only attracted to those with a fast bike...

what are you doing there?  ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???


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Quote from: Krandall on November 05, 2009, 09:25:12 AM
You just said... Aaron is only attracted to those with a fast bike...

what am I doing there?  ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

we have to let you play.. its YOUR site

Lady4Fiddy

Quote from: Krandall on November 05, 2009, 09:25:12 AM
You just said... Aaron is only attracted to those with a fast bike...

So he must not like me :(  ... this is devastating  :'(  ... Nikki you are a lucky girl... you have it all... fast bike :rev:  and a hot man! I am not worthy!  :'(

it's ok buddy... you'll get a fast bike one day and maybe someone will take an interest in you.    :thumbs:

P.S. Remove the gay hand guards and more hotties will come around.    ;)


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Quote from: Krandall on November 05, 2009, 09:33:39 AM
Real original..

Just let me know when you wanna rumble.. 8)

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