Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIII

[Spartan]

Annoying traffic here at all times of day...But I live in one of those absurdly populated cities.

[disco]

where you live?  there's still traffic out but nothing like it normally would be.  a few of us are ahead of schedule from the lack of normal traffic.  Fridays are typically extra bad. not today.  woot!

[Spartan]

I live in Orlando, FL...Worse place in the US far as I'm concerned, next to Detroit

[disco]

You gotta dodge all the old people?  I'm driving a tractor in Houston.  People around here are ate up with the dumb[butt].  <- trying to place nice, lol

I'm bored.  I need everybody's phone number so I can page everyone to the shout box.  I need my entertainment.  I'm tired but don't want to go to sleep yet.

[Spartan]

Something like that...Never find the perfect pace....They're either slow at 10 mph under the speedlimit or their crutch slips and they're flooring it to 80.

[dragonz]

What was that bit about a slippery crutch?

[Hefe]

I like my crutches slippery!

[Peelz]

I like my crutches slippery!

so they're easy to kick out from under crippled kids.

[Krandall]

Hope everyone had a great Easter. I made sure to fill all the little kids up w/ sugar before they left my parents place.

[Peelz]

easter rocked! weather was great, went out to brunch buffet with the fam, it was quite possibly some of the best food I have eaten! THen the kidlets got an easter egg hunt.

[Hefe]

crippled girls FTW

[Colorado700R]

breaking

[disco]

crippled girls FTW

Right?  They can't run away.    

[Hefe]

I know.. right?

how awesome would that be!

[disco]

You can kick a dent in one of their wheelchair wheels and watch them roll in circles and cry.