25 Passive Aggressive Office Kitchen Notes

[Krandall]

http://www.holytaco.com/25-passive-aggressive-office-kitchen-notes

[Peelz]

lol Jesus is watching you steal diet cokes

we have a sign on our fridge here that say's "if it isn't yours, don't eat it" Makes no difference. Been here almost 6 years, had my lunch stolen at least 5 times. Once, when there were only 3 people in the building. One of them was working with me the whole time. The other guy wouldn't own up to it.

[Krandall]

I'm tellin ya, take 2 lunches to work, and put somethin bad in the "free" one

[dabigbratj]

cant put lunch in a fridge at work almost always gets taken. put some old Chinese food in a container once maybe a bite of food. next day it was eaten and container was in the fridge.

damn cracked out production workers

[disco]

If somebody was stealing MY lunch, they would pay!  Muhahahaha!!!  I wouldn't leave any prints on the bag either. 

I'm tellin ya, take 2 lunches to work, and put somethin bad in the "free" one

You got it bro!

[Peelz]

So Friday at work, I brought a Peanut butter and Jelly sandwich, a banana, and some chips. Went to eat my lunch....No PBJ and chips. But they left me the f**king banana! WTF!!!! 6th time my food has been stolen!    We have alot of temp workers in there right now.....

Oh well, I guess it Must have been :

"peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time"

[Krandall]

double post fail.

I'm tellin ya peelz. do somethin to one of the sandwiches.


like PB&J and then mix some fur in it. find someones cat go comb the hell out of it. mix it in the PB. and wait.

or put something like cyan (sp?) pepper in it. You'd know right away. SERIOUSLY DO IT!

[Peelz]

what double post?


SOrry I was stealing internet from the elem,entary school, and it was slow, then froze.

Yeah, my sister said to make a catfood sandwich.

[Krandall]

DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Peelz]

My sister made this for me! I was on the phone with her while I was grabbing my lunch, she nearly died!

[Krandall]

[Peelz]

you can't see it?

picture of jeebus with caption: "there is a special place in hell for PBJ thieves"

[Krandall]

there's no pic there. 

[Peelz]

shush up

[Krandall]