have fun with this

[Krandall]

You: What are your thoughts on goat humping?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Gunz]

Stranger: Hello
You: Hi
Stranger: What's up stranger?
You: Nadda, u?
Stranger: Lol. Setting up things for an online shop.
You: Im gay
Stranger: Wonderful
Stranger: Are you looking to cyber/
Stranger: ?
You: I know right
You: why yes I am
Stranger: well, good luck with that then, good sir or ma'am.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Gunz]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: Hola
You: Mi llamo Miguel y tu?
Stranger: mi llamo Grant
You: Mama me la vergo puto
You: si
Stranger: tu madre chupo mi pito
Stranger: mmmmmm....
You: El bano porvavor
Stranger: mui bueno
You: Que?
You: Donde esta tu el bano?
You: Que?
Stranger: mi bano in tu pito
You: Que?
You: No comprendo bitch
Stranger: you cant keep up, mother fucker?
You: I fucked your mom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Krandall]

You: Hi
Stranger: i'm bored.... what can you say that would unbore me?
You: Cock Blocker is a f*ckin cock block
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Gunz]

You: Do fish fart?
Stranger: i dont konw
You: You misspelled "know"
Stranger: lol
You: Do Ostriches pee on their legs?
Stranger: are you having a exam?
You: No.
You: Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
You: Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
You: Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
You: Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Stranger: what's wrong with you?
You: Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
You: I'm just curious.
You: Does my intelligence bother you?
You: I'll tone it down.
You: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[preddy08]

preview, still working it

You: You down with the multiple orgasms? Or have you had one yet?
Stranger: i haven't had one
Stranger: in the last six hours
You: Last six hours?
Stranger: eh longer than that
Stranger: i masturbated this afternoon
You: That hot!
Stranger: i do pretty much daily
You: That too is hot lol
Stranger: lol
You: its just not a good day unless you do

[Gunz]

preview, still working it

You: You down with the multiple orgasms? Or have you had one yet?
Stranger: i haven't had one
Stranger: in the last six hours
You: Last six hours?
Stranger: eh longer than that
Stranger: i masturbated this afternoon
You: That hot!
Stranger: i do pretty much daily
You: That too is hot lol
Stranger: lol
You: its just not a good day unless you do

Guy on guy action?

[preddy08]

Nothin but!


"shes" 18 and from Maine

[Gunz]

Nothin but!


"he's" 18 and from Maine

Fixed it for you.

[Gunz]

Stranger: Yes way! Vacay!
You: Shush!
Stranger:
You: GET OUT!
You: NOW PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GERD
Stranger: NO
You: Darn it
Stranger: YOU LEAVE THEN
You: No way Jose
Stranger: fine then?
You: Soooo?
Stranger: Vasssup? I'm Bruno!
You: Im Gayno
Stranger: Really?
You: Yes way! Gayday!
Stranger: your not so nice...
You: ...but I am horny.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Peelz]

Stranger: hi,i'm male/24
You: wanna go halves on a bastard?

Your conversational partner has disconnected


That you preddy? Busted

[preddy08]

maybe 

[Gunz]

 

[Krandall]

Stranger: hi,i'm male/24
You: wanna go halves on a bastard?

Your conversational partner has disconnected


That you preddy? Busted

I was thinking/hoping I'd get on a convo w/ one of you guys. 

[Peelz]

Stranger: hi,i'm male/24
You: wanna go halves on a bastard?

Your conversational partner has disconnected


That you preddy? Busted

I was thinking/hoping I'd get on a convo w/ one of you guys. 

Think of a code word for that purpose. How about Boats N hoes? secret password.