Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume IV

[RR34]

im in my cool whip, inside jello, hop up outa that prety mutha fucka like " hello, hello ,ladies how u doing"
that jugga crazy girl dont say nuthin too him. they kno they kno, got white, lolo, rock who, take what, ( loading a gun) hello. they kno i give a FERK about them haterz, young jizzle, been gettin paper

[exentix]

Now kyle just needs to get laid.  So was it any good?

you have NOOOOOO idea how good it was holy shit

dude, if it was with a girl, it prolly would have been better, there is other fish in the sea besides jester!

[shookie]

Is that a yes or no? 

yes

The question is do your parents know. I mite have to give them a call some time. :thumbs:jk

[dick-84]

Whats going on ladies?

[dick-84]

Everyone has to watch out for the kid kyle he like guys with little peckers!

 

[kyledvor61]

Everyone has to watch out for the kid exentix he like guys with little peckers!

 

sup ho's. RR34 was it verrry niiiice?



and dick im workin on it :'(

[dick-84]

U need to work harder damnit!

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Jun 17 1939

In Versailles, Eugene Weidmann becomes the last person to be publicly guillotined.

Jun 17 1968

Ohio Express' "Yummy Yummy Yummy (I've got love in my tummy)" goes gold.

Jun 17 1972

The "plumbers" break into Democratic National Committee Headquarters in the Watergate complex, in the course of what President Nixon will later describe as a "third rate burglary." In actuality, it is an attempt by the Republican Party to illegally wiretap the opposition.

Jun 17 1994

O.J. Simpson fails to turn himself in to the LAPD at a prearranged time and is later spotted in a white Ford Bronco on a Los Angeles expressway. After a low-speed pursuit through the freeways and streets of Brentwood, O.J. is finally arrested live on television in the driveway of his mansion. According to one of the defense attorneys who served on O.J.'s "Dream Team," Simpson tried to kill himself in the car, but the gun misfired. The Juice allegedly told him: "I pulled the trigger and it didn't go off."

Birthdays today...
1239 - King Edward I of England (d. 1307)
1603 - Joseph of Cupertino, Italian saint (d. 1663)
1682 - King Charles XII of Sweden (d. 1718)
1691 - Giovanni Paolo Pannini, Italian painter and architect (d. 1765)
1693 - Johann Georg Walch, German theologian (d. 1775)
1704 - John Kay, English inventor (d. 1780)
1714 - Alexander Gottlieb Baumgarten, German philosopher (d. 1762)
1714 - César-François Cassini de Thury, French astronomer (d. 1784)
1718 - George Howard, British field marshal (d. 1796)
1742 - William Hooper, American signer of the Declaration of Independence (d. 1790)
1808 - Henrik Wergeland, Norwegian author (d. 1845)
1810 - Ferdinand Freiligrath, German writer (d. 1876)
1811 - Jón Sigurðsson, Icelandic independence fighter (d. 1879)
1818 - Charles Gounod, French composer (d. 1893)
1818 - Sophie of Württemberg, queen of the Netherlands (d. 1877)
1832 - Sir William Crookes, English physicist and chemist (d. 1919)
1839 - Fr. Arthur Tooth SSC, Anglican Clergyman prosecuted for ritualist activities (d. 1931)
1858 - Ebenezer Sumner Draper, 44th Governor of Massachusetts (d. 1914)
1861 - Pete Browning, American baseball player (d. 1905)
1861 - Omar Bundy, U.S. army general and soldier (d. 1940)
1863 - Duke Charles Michael of Mecklenburg, head of the House of Mecklenburg-Strelitz (d. 1934)
1867 - John Robert Gregg, inventor of shorthand system (d. 1948)
1867 - Henry Lawson, Australian poet (d. 1922)
1880 - Carl Van Vechten, American writer and photographer (d. 1964)
1881 - Tommy Burns, Canadian boxer (d. 1955)
1882 - Igor Stravinsky, Russian composer (d. 1971)
1882 - Adolf Friedrich VI, Grand Duke of Mecklenburg-Strelitz (d. 1918)
1888 - Heinz Guderian, German General (d. 1954)
1898 - M. C. Escher, Dutch artist (d. 1972)
1898 - Carl Hermann, German physicist (d. 1961)
1900 - Martin Bormann, Nazi official (d. 1945)
1902 - Sammy Fain, American popular music composer (d. 1989)
1902 - Alec Hurwood, Australian cricketer (d. 1982)
1903 - Ruth Wakefield, inventor of the Toll House Cookie, the first chocolate chip cookie (d. 1977)
1904 - Ralph Bellamy, American actor (d. 1991)
1907 - Maurice Cloche, French film director and screenwriter (d. 1990)
1907 - Charles Eames, American designer and architect (d. 1978)
1909 - Elmer Lee Andersen, Governor of Minnesota (d. 2004)
1909 - Ralph E. Winters, Canadian film editor (d. 2004)
1910 - Red Foley, American musician (d. 1968)
1910 - George Hees, Canadian politician (d. 1996)
1914 - John Hersey, American author (d. 1993)
1915 - Karl Targownik, Hungarian psychiatrist (d. 1996)
1915 - David "Stringbean" Akeman, American banjo player and actor (d. 1973)
1917 - Atle Selberg, Norwegian mathematician (d. 2007)
1918 - Ajahn Chah, Buddhist meditation master (d. 1992)
1920 - Jacob H. Gilbert, American politician (d. 1981)
1920 - François Jacob, French biologist, Nobel laureate
1923 - Elroy 'Crazylegs' Hirsch, American football player (d. 2004)
1927 - Martin Böttcher, German conductor
1929 - Tigran Petrosian, Armenian chess player (d. 1984)
1930 - Brian Statham, English cricketer (d. 2000)
1932 - John Murtha, American politician
1933 - Harry Browne, American free-market libertarian writer, politician, and investment analyst (d. 2006)
1933 - Christian Ferras, French violinist (d. 1982)
1933 - Maurice Stokes, American basketball player (d. 1970)
1936 - Ken Loach, British film director
1940 - George Akerlof, American economist, Nobel laureate
1942 - Mohamed ElBaradei, Egyptian IAEA director, recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize
1943 - Newt Gingrich, American politician
1943 - Barry Manilow, American musician
1945 - Frank Ashmore, American actor
1945 - Tommy Franks, American General
1945 - Ken Livingstone, English politician
1945 - Eddy Merckx, Belgian cyclist
1946 - Peter Rosei, Austrian writer
1947 - Paul Young, English singer and percussionist (d. 2000)
1947 - Christopher Allport, American actor (d. 2008)
1948 - Dave Concepción, Venezuelan baseball player
1948 - Aurelio López, Mexican baseball player (d. 1992)
1949 - Snakefinger, British-born musician (d. 1987)
1951 - Joe Piscopo, American actor
1952 - Mike Milbury, American ice hockey player, coach and executive
1957 - Phil Chevron, Irish musician (The Pogues, The Radiators From Space)
1957 - Martin Dillon, American opera singer (d. 2005)
1957 - Jon Gries, American actor
1957 - Jack Wouterse, Dutch actor
1958 - Jello Biafra, American musician and activist
1958 - Bobby Farrelly, American film director
1958 - Sam Hamad, Syrian-born Canadian politician
1958 - Derek Lee Ragin, American countertenor
1960 - Thomas Haden Church, American actor
1960 - Adrián Campos, Spanish racing driver
1962 - Michael Monroe, Finnish singer (Hanoi Rocks)
1963 - Greg Kinnear, American actor
1964 - Michael Gross, German swimmer
1964 - Rinaldo Capello, Italian racing driver
1964 - Erin Murphy, American actress
1965 - Dermontti Dawson, American football player
1966 - Jason Patric, American actor
1967 - Eric Stefani, American musician
1968 - Minoru Suzuki, Japanese professional wrestler
1969 - Paul Tergat, Kenyan athlete
1970 - Jason Hanson, American football player
1970 - Sasha Sokol, Mexican singer and actress
1970 - Will Forte, American writer, actor and comedian
1970 - Stéphane Fiset, Canadian ice hockey player
1970 - Michael Showalter, American comedian
1971 - Paulina Rubio, Mexican singer
1971 - Mildred Fox, Irish politician
1972 - Sebastian White, musician and artist
1973 - Krayzie Bone, American rapper (Bone Thugs-N-Harmony)
1973 - Louis Leterrier, French film director
1973 - Leander Paes, Indian tennis player
1973 - Christian Claudio, Puerto Rican Business Consultant
1974 - Evangelia Psarra, Greek archer
1975 - Joshua Leonard, American actor
1975 - Chloe Jones, American actress (d. 2005)
1977 - Mark Tauscher, American football player
1977 - Branko Tomovic, Serbian actor
1977 - Roger Manganelli, American bassist (Less Than Jake)
1978 - Kumiko Aso, Japanese actress
1978 - Isabelle Delobel, French European ice dancer
1979 - Nick Rimando, American soccer player
1980 - Kimeru, Japanese singer
1980 - Venus Williams, American tennis player
1981 - Kyle Boller, American football quarterback
1981 - Shane Watson, Australian cricket all-rounder
1982 - Marek Svatoš, Slovakian ice hockey player
1983 - Lee Ryan, British singer (Blue)
1983 - Kazunari Ninomiya, Japanese singer and actor
1983 - Connie Fisher, English stage actress
1984 - John Gallagher Jr. American stage actor
1985 - Marcos Baghdatis, Cypriot professional tennis player
1985 - Rafael Sóbis, Brazilian footballer
1988 - Andrew Ogilvy, Australian basketball player

Famous deaths...
1025 - Bolesław I the Brave, first king of Poland
1091 - Dirk V, Count of Holland (b. 1052)
1463 - Princess Catherine of Portugal, writer (b. 1436)
1565 - Ashikaga Yoshiteru, Japanese shogun (b. 1536)
1694 - Philip Cardinal Howard, English Catholic Cardinal (b. 1629)
1696 - John III Sobieski, King of Poland (b. 1629)
1719 - Joseph Addison, English politician and writer (b. 1672)
1734 - Claude-Louis-Hector de Villars, Marshal of France (b. 1653)
1740 - Sir William Wyndham, English politician (b. 1687)
1762 - Prosper Jolyot de Crébillon, French writer (b. 1674)
1775 - Major John Pitcairn, British marine (killed in battle) (b. 1722)
1797 - Agha Muhammad Khan, Shah of Persia (b. 1742)
1813 - Charles Middleton, 1st Baron Barham, English sailor and politician (b. 1726)
1821 - Martín Miguel de Güemes Argentine military leader (b. 1785)
1858 - Rani Lakshmibai, queen of Jhansi in North India, one of the leading figures of the Indian rebellion of 1857 (b. 1828)
1898 - Edward Burne-Jones, English artist (b. 1833)
1904 - Nikolai Ivanovich Bobrikov, Russian politician, Governor-General of Finland (assassinated) (b. 1839)
1939 - Allen Sothoron, American baseball player (b. 1893)
1940 - Arthur Harden, English chemist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1865)
1942 - Charles Fitzpatrick, Canadian politician (b. 1853)
1952 - Jack Parsons, American rocket-fuel pioneer and renegade occultist (b. 1914)
1956 - Paul Rostock, German doctor (b. 1892)
1956 - Bob Sweikert, American racing driver (b. 1926)
1957 - Dorothy Richardson, English writer (b. 1873)
1961 - Jeff Chandler, American actor (b. 1918)
1968 - José Nasazzi, Uruguayan footballer (b. 1901)
1974 - Pamela Britton, American actress (b. 1923)
1979 - Duffy Lewis, baseball player (b. 1888)
1981 - Richard O'Connor, British general (b. 1889)
1981 - Zerna Sharp, American writer and educator (Dick and Jane) (b. 1889)
1982 - Roberto Calvi, Italian banker (b. 1920)
1983 - Peter Mennin, American composer and teacher (b. 1923)
1986 - Kate Smith, American singer (GERD Bless America) (b. 1907)
1987 - Dick Howser, American baseball player and manager (b. 1936)
1996 - Thomas Kuhn, American philosopher of science (b. 1922)
2001 - Donald J. Cram, American chemist, Nobel laureate (b. 1919)
2002 - Willie Davenport, American athlete (b. 1943)
2002 - Fritz Walter, German footballer (b. 1920)
2004 - Gerry McNeil, Canadian ice hockey player (b. 1926)
2005 - Karl Mueller, American bassist (Soul Asylum) (b. 1962)
2005 - Sam Loeb, comic book writer (b. 1988)
2006 - Cláudio Besserman Vianna, aka "Bussunda", Brazilian comedian (b. 1962)
2006 - Arthur Franz, American actor (b. 1920)
2007 - Gianfranco Ferrè, Italian fashion designer (b. 1944)
2007 - Serena Wilson, American belly dancer (b. 1933)

Holidays and observances...
Iceland's national day, celebrating independence from Denmark in 1944.
National holiday of West Germany until 1990, see Workers' Uprising of 1953 in East Germany.

Have a great Tuesday.

~Brian

[Peelz]

mornin' I wasn't aware that the guillotine had been used that recently. Nifty.

[Krandall]

Jun 17 1994

O.J. Simpson fails to turn himself in to the LAPD at a prearranged time and is later spotted in a white Ford Bronco on a Los Angeles expressway. After a low-speed pursuit through the freeways and streets of Brentwood, O.J. is finally arrested live on television in the driveway of his mansion. According to one of the defense attorneys who served on O.J.'s "Dream Team," Simpson tried to kill himself in the car, but the gun misfired. The Juice allegedly told him: "I pulled the trigger and it didn't go off."



someone should "fix" that mistake...

[Krandall]

"Allll by myyseeellllllllllllllf...... Don't want to be... Allllll byy myyyseeelllllllllllllllllllllf" 

[Flynbyu]

mornin' I wasn't aware that the guillotine had been used that recently. Nifty.

I read this morning and thought it would make a nice addition.

~Brian

[RR34]

Everyone has to watch out for the kid exentix he like guys with little peckers!

 

sup ho's. RR34 was it verrry niiiice?



and dick im workin on it :'(

i made a de sexy time. is nicccccccce

[who else but rk]

go kill yourself for just making a borat refrence

[Flynbyu]

You don't like Borat?

~Brian