Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume IV

[kyledvor61]

lol i know i dont like him... what a gay   

haha yea you wish lol, they prolly ride bicycles right?

so................

nah





he's 8!

[dick-84]

Where is everyone?

[Sand84]

Its not even hot today! Quit your bitching. U done even have a tv to watch it on. 

Whats the LG 42" in the living room?

[kyledvor61]

Where is everyone?

haha your sleeping and im whoring :grin_nod:

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Jun 14 1648

Midwife Margaret Jones is hanged in Boston for witchcraft. It is the first such execution for the Massachusetts colony, but not the first in the colonies.

Jun 14 1954

At the Lincoln Memorial, President Dwight Eisenhower signs a law inserting the words "under GERD" into the Pledge of Allegiance. Eisenhower declares: "From this day forward, the millions of our schoolchildren will daily proclaim in every city and town, every village and rural schoolhouse, the dedication of our nation and our people to the Almighty." Precisely which Almighty is left to the listener's imagination.

Jun 14 1961

1980s pop music star Boy George is born in Kent, England. As he later comes to describe his childhood, "I had five brothers and I was brought up drinking the same water and being fed the same doctrine as my brothers, but somehow I turned out to be a fabulous homosexual."

Jun 14 1962

Albert DeSalvo murders Anna Slesersby by strangling her with the belt from her robe. She is only the first victim of "The Boston Strangler."

Jun 14 1966

The Vatican announces the abolition of its Index librorum prohibitum (Index of Prohibited Books), originally instituted in 1557 by Pope Paul IV.

Jun 14 1976

The Gong Show debuts on NBC. People with dubious talents perform their acts before a celebrity panel of judges, who are free to eject the performer at any time by banging a large gong. The best non-gonged performer each night wins $516.32.

Jun 14 1989

Zsa Zsa Gabor is arrested for slapping a Beverly Hills police officer and driving with an expired license. Afterwards Zsa Zsa complains to the press that the handling she received from the BHPD "was like Nazi Germany." Ultimately, Gabor is convicted and sentenced to 72 hours in jail.

Jun 14 1993

During a weeklong Product Tampering scare, Pepsi-Cola suspends its advertising campaign after nationwide reports of customers discovering syringes in unopened cans of Diet Pepsi. In response, television host David Letterman suggests ten new slogans, including "200cc's of great taste" and "Every can inspected by Ray Charles" (the company's blind celebrity spokesman).

Birthdays today...
1444 - Nilakantha Somayaji, Indian mathematician (d. 1544)
1479 - Giglio Gregorio Giraldi, Italian poet (d. 1552)
1529 - Archduke Ferdinand II of Austria (d. 1595)
1726 - James Hutton, Scottish geologist (d. 1797)
1736 - Charles Augustin de Coulomb, French physicist (d. 1806)
1796 - Nikolai Brashman, Russian mathematician (d. 1866)
1801 - Heber C. Kimball, American religious leader (d. 1868)
1811 - Harriet Beecher Stowe, American author (d. 1896)
1812 - Fernando Wood, New York City mayor (d. 1881)
1819 - Henry J. Gardner, 23rd Governor of Massachusetts (d. 1892)
1820 - John Bartlett, publisher of Bartlett's Familiar Quotations (d. 1905)
1832 - Nikolaus Otto, German engineer (d. 1891)
1855 - Robert La Follette, U.S. Senator (d. 1925)
1856 - Andrey Markov, Russian mathematician (d. 1922)
1864 - Alois Alzheimer, German physician (d. 1915)
1868 - Karl Landsteiner, Austrian biologist and physician, recipient of the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine (d. 1943)
1870 - Sophia of Prussia, consort of Constantine I of Greece (d. 1932)
1871 - Jacob Ellehammer, Danish inventor (d. 1946)
1877 - Jane Bathori, French mezzo-soprano (d. 1970)
1890 - May Allison, American actress (d. 1989)
1893 - Siggie Nordstrom, Swedish singer (The Nordstrom Sisters) (d. 1980)
1894 - Marie-Adélaïde, Grand Duchess of Luxembourg (d. 1924)
1895 - Jack Adams, Canadian ice hockey player, coach and general manager (d. 1968)
1899 - Yasunari Kawabata, Japanese writer, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1972)
1903 - Alonzo Church, American mathematician and logician (d. 1995)
1905 - Steve Broidy, American motion picture executive (d. 1991)
1906 - Margaret Bourke-White, American photojournalist (d. 1971)
1907 - Nicolas Bentley, British writer and illustrator (d. 1978)
1907 - Chico Landi, Brazilian racing driver (d. 1989)
1909 - Burl Ives, American musician (d. 1995)
1910 - Rudolf Kempe, German conductor (d. 1976)
1913 - Joe Morris, C.C., LL.D., Canadian trade unionist (d.1996)
1914 - Pauline Moore, American actress (d. 2001)
1916 - Dorothy McGuire, American actress (d. 2001)
1917 - Atle Selberg, Norwegian mathematician
1919 - Sam Wanamaker, American actor (d. 1993)
1921 - Gene Barry, American actor
1922 - Kevin Roche, Irish architect
1925 - Pierre Salinger, John F. Kennedy's Press Secretary (d. 2004)
1926 - Hermann Kant, German author
1926 - Don Newcombe, baseball player
1928- Ernesto "Che" Guevara, Marxist Revolutionary (d. 1967)
1929 - Cy Coleman, American composer (d. 2004)
1931 - Junior Walker, Saxophonist and singer (Jr. Walker & the All Stars) (d. 1995)
1931 - Marla Gibbs, American actress
1932 - Joe Arpaio, sheriff of Maricopa County, Arizona
1933 - Jerzy Kosinski, Polish author (d. 1991)
1933 - Vladislav Rastorotsky, Soviet gymnastics coach
1936 - Renaldo "Obie" Benson, singer (The Four Tops) (d. 2005)
1936 - Irmelin Sandman Lilius, Finnish actor
1937 - Jørgen Leth, Danish film director
1939 - John F. MacArthur, American evangelist
1939 - Steny Hoyer, U.S. Congressman
1943 - Harold Wheeler, American composer
1943 - John Miles, British racing driver
1944 - Laurie Colwin, American author (d. 1992)
1945 - Rod Argent, English musician (The Zombies)
1946 - Donald Trump, American businessman and entrepreneur
1947 - Barry Melton, American guitarist (Country Joe and the Fish)
1949 - Jimmy Lea, British musician (Slade)
1949 - Harry Turtledove, American author
1949 - Alan White, British drummer (Yes)
1950 - Rowan Williams, 104th Archbishop of Canterbury
1951 - Paul Boateng, British politician
1952 - Pat Summitt, American basketball coach
1952 - Leon Wieseltier, American writer.
1953 - Janet Mackey, New Zealand politician
1954 - Will Patton, American actor
1955 - Michael D. Duvall, California State Assemblyman
1955 - Paul O'Grady, British comedian and television presenter
1956 - King Diamond, Danish singer (King Diamond, Mercyful Fate)
1957 - Maxi Jazz, British rapper (Faithless) and racing driver
1958 - Eric Heiden, American speed skater
1960 - Mike Laga, American baseball player
1961 - Boy George, British singer (Culture Club)
1961 - Sam Perkins, American basketball player
1964 - Peter Gilliver, English lexicographer
1966 - Traylor Howard, American actress
1967 - Kelly Nash, American radio personality
1968 - Yasmine Bleeth, American actress
1968 - Faizon Love, American actor
1969 - Steffi Graf, German tennis player
1969 - Éric Desjardins, Canadian hockey player
1969 - Kyle Hebert, American voice actor
1969 - MC Ren, American rapper
1969 - Michael Gerber, American parody author
1971 - Bruce Bowen, American basketball player
1971 - Ramon Vega, former Swiss footballer
1972 - Matthias Ettrich, German computer scientist (KDE)
1972 - Shaun Keaveny, British radio DJ
1973 - Ceca Raznatovic, Serbian singer
1974 - Jang Jin-young, South Korean actress
1975 - Ryuji Miki, Japanese racing driver
1975 - Chris Onstad, American cartoonist
1976 - Alan Carr, British Stand-up comedian, Television presenter
1976 - Massimo Oddo, Italian football player
1977 - Chris McAlister, American football player
1977 - Massimiliano Neri, Italian Supermodel
1978 - Steve Bégin, French-Canadian hockey player
1978 - Diablo Cody, American screenwriter
1978 - Annia Hatch, Cuban-American gymnast
1981 - Chauncey Leopardi, American actor
1981 - Lonneke Engel, Dutch model
1982 - Lang Lang, Chinese pianist
1982 - Jamie Green, British racing driver
1983 - John Stocco, American football player
1983 - Louis Garrel, French actor
1984 - Siobhán Donaghy, British singer (ex-Sugababes)
1984 - Lorenzo Booker, American football player
1985 - Andrew Bonner, Scottish football player
1985 - Andy Soucek, Spanish racing driver
1988 - Kevin Michael McHale, American singer
1989 - Courtney Halverson, American actress
1992 - Daryl Sabara, American actor

Famous deaths...
1161 - Emperor Qinzong of China (b. 1100)
1381 - Simon Sudbury, Archbishop of Canterbury
1497 - Giovanni Borgia, Duke of Borgia (assassinated)
1544 - Antoine, Duke of Lorraine (b. 1489)
1548 - Carpentras, French composer
1594 - Orlande de Lassus, Flemish composer
1662 - Henry Vane the Younger, British Governor of Massachusetts (b. 1613)
1674 - Marin le Roy de Gomberville, French writer (b. 1600)
1703 - Jean Herauld Gourville, French adventurer (b. 1625)
1794 - Francis Seymour-Conway, 1st Marquess of Hertford, Viceroy of Ireland (b. 1718)
1800 - Louis Charles Antoine Desaix, French military leader (killed in battle) (b. August 17, 1768)
1800 - Jean-Baptiste Kleber, French general (assassinated) (b. 1753)
1801 - Benedict Arnold, American general (b. 1741)
1825 - Pierre Charles L'Enfant, French architect (b. 1754)
1837 - Giacomo Leopardi, Italian writer (b. 1798)
1883 - Edward FitzGerald, English poet (b. 1809)
1886 - Alexandr Ostrovsky, Russian dramatist (b. 1823)
1908 - Frederick Arthur Stanley, Governor general of Canada (b. 1841)
1916 - João Simões Lopes Neto, Brazilian writer (b. 1865)
1920 - Max Weber, German sociologist (b. 1864)
1926 - Mary Cassatt, American artist (b. 1843)
1927 - Ottavio Bottecchia, Italian cyclist (b. 1894)
1927 - Jerome K. Jerome, British author (b. 1859)
1928 - Emmeline Pankhurst, British feminist (b. 1857)
1932 - Dorimène Roy Desjardins, Canadian business pioneer
1936 - G. K. Chesterton, English author (b. 1874)
1936 - Hans Poelzig, German architect (b. 1869)
1946 - John Logie Baird, Scottish television pioneer (b. 1888)
1967 - Eddie Eagan, American sportsman (b. 1897)
1968 - Salvatore Quasimodo, Italian writer, Nobel Laureate (b. 1901)
1975 - Pablo Antonio, Filipino modernist architect (b. 1902)
1977 - Robert Middleton, American actor (b. 1911)
1986 - Jorge Luis Borges, Argentine writer (b. 1899)
1986 - Alan Jay Lerner, American composer (b. 1918)
1990 - Erna Berger, German soprano (b. 1900)
1991 - Dame Peggy Ashcroft, British actress (b. 1907)
1994 - Henry Mancini, American composer (b. 1924)
1994 - Marcel Mouloudji, French singer and actor (b. 1922)
1995 - Rory Gallagher, Irish guitarist (b. 1949)
1995 - Roger Zelazny, American author (b. 1937)
1997 - Tesslynn O'Cull, child abuse victim (b. 1995)
1997 - Richard Jaeckel, American actor (b. 1926)
1999 - Bernie Faloney, professional football player (b. 1932)
2000 - Attilio Bertolucci, Italian poet and writer (b. 1911)
2002 - June Jordan, American writer and teacher (b. 1936)
2003 - Dale Whittington, American racing driver (b. 1959)
2004 - Ulrich Inderbinen, Swiss mountain guide (b. 1900)
2004 - Eamonn McGirr, Irish-born singer and entertainer
2005 - Carlo Maria Giulini, Italian conductor (b. 1914)
2005 - Mimi Parent, Canadian painter (b. 1924)
2006 - Jean Roba, Belgian comics author (b. 1930)
2007 - Ruth Graham, wife of evangelist Billy Graham (b. 1920)
2007 - Robin Olds, American World War II and Vietnam War ace fighter pilot (b. 1922)
2007 - Kurt Waldheim, Austrian United Nations Secretary-General and Federal President of Austria (b. 1918)

Holidays and observances...
Liberation Day (Falkland Islands)
Flag Day (United States)
Roman Empire – eighth day of the Vestalia in honor of Vesta
St. Eliseus, Prophet
World Blood Donor Day

Have a great Saturday.

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

Guys I'm at one of satellite stores today, so I'll be in and out.

~Brian

[who else but rk]

yea im going sailling today  kind of :fruity:

[dungbeetle06]

Guys I'm at one of satellite stores today, so I'll be in and out.

~Brian

More like someone will be in and out of you

[who else but rk]

you really like to shake your ass huh dung?

[Krandall]

 


Well I'm headed to an implement auction, my dad is looking to buy a skidsteer! :wootwoot:

[dungbeetle06]

Just gettin the homos excited so I can leave them with you

[Jester2893]

Stupid finals keeping me away from this site.  :'(

I am awaiting my dad to arrive home from work, so I can talk to him about this 94 S10 I found. It doesn't need anything. It just has some damage to one side of the bed. He is asking 1600 for it with 80k miles. I was thinking it be good for my first car and a little project. Eventually if gas prices go down drop a small block in it. 

[kyledvor61]

Stupid finals keeping me away from this site.  :'(

I am awaiting my dad to arrive home from work, so I can talk to him about this 94 S10 I found. It doesn't need anything. It just has some damage to one side of the bed. He is asking 1600 for it with 80k miles. I was thinking it be good for my first car and a little project. Eventually if gas prices go down drop a small block in it. 

and you can haul the raptor in the ba...


oh wait, you dont have one

[Jester2893]

Stupid finals keeping me away from this site.  :'(

I am awaiting my dad to arrive home from work, so I can talk to him about this 94 S10 I found. It doesn't need anything. It just has some damage to one side of the bed. He is asking 1600 for it with 80k miles. I was thinking it be good for my first car and a little project. Eventually if gas prices go down drop a small block in it. 

and you can haul the raptor in the ba...


oh wait, you dont have one

But if I get the truck, I can afford too. =] Where as if I bought a srt 4 or car like it I would barley afford to pay for gas lol.

I hope it is still for sale because it doesn't need work, but It can sit in the garage until I save the money for air ride.

I emailed him, and if my dad don't mind it getting stored in the garage then I will go and look at it.

[Jester2893]

My luck sucks.  Its been sold. GERD it was such a great deal. 1600 for an s10 with 80k miles, in great condition.


:'( :'( :'( :'(