Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume IV

[socalrappy700]

mornin scott

How is ya? 

Doing good, had a blast at the dunes last weekend.  I can't say enough about the new front end.

I can imagine.  I was just talking about that to my coworker who has a 660 727 Kenz built being my next upgrade.

Sweet.  Kenz does a nice build.  But these shocks topped that for mods.  I floated over everything.  I hit a really bad whoop area....just kept it pinned.

That's why I'm gonna do the mod.  I've got plenty of motor.  Go ahead laugh at my small size now (I lack vocabulary).  You goddamn Yeti's gotta bulid those motors to haul those big asses around.  

What, don't think you can handle my quad?

[LittleBuddha]

Wanna hear something disgusting?  Silverback's contact fell out and he grabbed it (with filthy hands of course) put in his mouth (he thinks this actually cleans it but it actually infuses it with Camel and Mt Dew) and put it back in eye.  Discuss.

Ok, thats just friggin wrong!

He's repugnant.  He truly is a filthy creature. 

[socalrappy700]

Wanna hear something disgusting?  Silverback's contact fell out and he grabbed it (with filthy hands of course) put in his mouth (he thinks this actually cleans it but it actually infuses it with Camel and Mt Dew) and put it back in eye.  Discuss.

Ok, thats just friggin wrong!

He's repugnant.  He truly is a filthy creature. 

I just don't think I could get rid of the image of him shitting naked if I saw that.

:'(

[Flynbyu]

Wanna hear something disgusting?  Silverback's contact fell out and he grabbed it (with filthy hands of course) put in his mouth (he thinks this actually cleans it but it actually infuses it with Camel and Mt Dew) and put it back in eye.  Discuss.

Ok, thats just friggin wrong!

He's repugnant.  He truly is a filthy creature. 

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

Wanna hear something disgusting?  Silverback's contact fell out and he grabbed it (with filthy hands of course) put in his mouth (he thinks this actually cleans it but it actually infuses it with Camel and Mt Dew) and put it back in eye.  Discuss.

Ok, thats just friggin wrong!

He's repugnant.  He truly is a filthy creature. 

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

~Brian

And jerked it.....didn't you?

[LittleBuddha]

Wanna hear something disgusting?  Silverback's contact fell out and he grabbed it (with filthy hands of course) put in his mouth (he thinks this actually cleans it but it actually infuses it with Camel and Mt Dew) and put it back in eye.  Discuss.

Ok, thats just friggin wrong!

He's repugnant.  He truly is a filthy creature. 

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

~Brian

You're welcome.   :grin_nod:

One year he decided he was going to wear a tshirt instead of the normal uniform we wear.  Well, after the shirt had white sweat stains all over it I had to pull rank and put an end to that shit.  He tried to tell me that my dad said it was ok.  I said, do you see my fuckin' dad here?  No you don't.  Change your fuckin' shirt or change your job.  

[socalrappy700]

Wanna hear something disgusting?  Silverback's contact fell out and he grabbed it (with filthy hands of course) put in his mouth (he thinks this actually cleans it but it actually infuses it with Camel and Mt Dew) and put it back in eye.  Discuss.

Ok, thats just friggin wrong!

He's repugnant.  He truly is a filthy creature. 

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

~Brian

You're welcome.   :grin_nod:

One year he decided he was going to wear a tshirt instead of the normal uniform we wear.  Well, after the shirt had white sweat stains all over it I had to pull rank and put an end to that shit.  He tried to tell me that my dad said it was ok.  I said, do you see my fuckin' dad here?  No you don't.  Change your fuckin' shirt or change your job.  

Dude, you need to trump your dad on that one.  He needs to go.

[LittleBuddha]

Wanna hear something disgusting?  Silverback's contact fell out and he grabbed it (with filthy hands of course) put in his mouth (he thinks this actually cleans it but it actually infuses it with Camel and Mt Dew) and put it back in eye.  Discuss.

Ok, thats just friggin wrong!

He's repugnant.  He truly is a filthy creature. 

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

~Brian

You're welcome.   :grin_nod:

One year he decided he was going to wear a tshirt instead of the normal uniform we wear.  Well, after the shirt had white sweat stains all over it I had to pull rank and put an end to that shit.  He tried to tell me that my dad said it was ok.  I said, do you see my fuckin' dad here?  No you don't.  Change your fuckin' shirt or change your job.  

Dude, you need to trump your dad on that one.  He needs to go.

Oh yeah, motherfuckers know it's my show.  That was a couple years ago.  He's an idiot.  He hates Chrysler alignments so guess what he gets a steady diet of?  He bitches about only getting diag when he bought his own Snap On Modis.  Dumb ass.

[Flynbyu]

Wanna hear something disgusting?  Silverback's contact fell out and he grabbed it (with filthy hands of course) put in his mouth (he thinks this actually cleans it but it actually infuses it with Camel and Mt Dew) and put it back in eye.  Discuss.

Ok, thats just friggin wrong!

He's repugnant.  He truly is a filthy creature. 

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

~Brian

And jerked it.....didn't you?

After I smelt sweaty ball sack.

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

Wanna hear something disgusting?  Silverback's contact fell out and he grabbed it (with filthy hands of course) put in his mouth (he thinks this actually cleans it but it actually infuses it with Camel and Mt Dew) and put it back in eye.  Discuss.

Ok, thats just friggin wrong!

He's repugnant.  He truly is a filthy creature. 

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

~Brian

And jerked it.....didn't you?

After I smelt sweaty ball sack.

~Brian

Oh GERD, there went my puke.   

[Flynbyu]

Silverback is slow, and that costs you guys money. Especially if he's not fixing stuff right the first time.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

Wanna hear something disgusting?  Silverback's contact fell out and he grabbed it (with filthy hands of course) put in his mouth (he thinks this actually cleans it but it actually infuses it with Camel and Mt Dew) and put it back in eye.  Discuss.

Ok, thats just friggin wrong!

He's repugnant.  He truly is a filthy creature. 

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

~Brian

And jerked it.....didn't you?

After I smelt sweaty ball sack.

~Brian

Oh GERD, there went my puke.   

We all know you puked on your junk and used it for lube to jerk it.  

[socalrappy700]

Wanna hear something disgusting?  Silverback's contact fell out and he grabbed it (with filthy hands of course) put in his mouth (he thinks this actually cleans it but it actually infuses it with Camel and Mt Dew) and put it back in eye.  Discuss.

Ok, thats just friggin wrong!

He's repugnant.  He truly is a filthy creature. 

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

~Brian

And jerked it.....didn't you?

After I smelt sweaty ball sack.

~Brian

Oh GERD, there went my puke.   

We all know you puked on your junk and used it for lube to jerk it.  

OH IT BURNS!!!!

[Flynbyu]

It always burns when it's in the wrong hole. Good job.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

Silverback is slow, and that costs you guys money. Especially if he's not fixing stuff right the first time.

~Brian

Well, here' the deal.  I've got five techs.  Three of them (inc Silverback) have been with me almost twenty years.  I've got another guy that's been wrenching nearly as long, just not here.  He's been here for almost four years.   And I've got another kid that's young and kind of the pivot guy.  I know what to give Silverback so he can be somewhat profitable.  I've got two guys that will probably crack 100k and another that will be very close.  Silverback will probably be in the low 70's.  He serves a purpose.  He doesn't have a lot of comebacks, strangely.  If he tried to hustle he just fucks shit up 'cause he has ADD or something.  That's why he stutters when he gets excited.  Jesus, this post has gotten outta hand.  Yeah, he sucks but he's not the worst we've had.