Ever happen to you?

[Peelz]

  at first I was like WTF are you saying here? Good one. I'm sure there is "fatfuck equation" for adding weight when somebody lies: (weightx2)/1.5 

[kyledvor61]

at first I was like WTF are you saying here? Good one. I'm sure there is "fatfuck equation" for adding weight when somebody lies: (weightx2)/1.5 

150X2=300/1.5=450




...i think. schools out, im not doin this shit anymore

[Peelz]

  150 x 2 = 300 divided by 1.5 is 200. uh-oh, are you still in school? Or were you referring to the super-duper fatfuck equation? (weightx2) x 1.5.

[kyledvor61]

150 x 2 = 300 divided by 1.5 is 200. uh-oh, are you still in school? Or were you referring to the super-duper fatfuck equation? (weightx2) x 1.5.

ummmmmm yea i meant the super fatfuck equation

[Peelz]

  otherwise known as the John Madden formula. He always rode a bus because he didn't want to fly? My ass! They would'nt let his ass on the plane.

[kyledvor61]

otherwise known as the John Madden formula. He always rode a bus because he didn't want to fly? My ass! They would'nt let his ass on the plane.

he would take up an entire exit row. 

[Peelz]

good one. I was at Midway and watched this fat bastard get Irate-they were making him buy two tickets. I was in tears I was laughing so hard..

ha! I derailed my own thread

[kyledvor61]

good one. I was at Midway and watched this fat bastard get Irate-they were making him buy two tickets. I was in tears I was laughing so hard..

ha! I derailed my own thread

thats hilarious when fat people get mad about things about their weight. you did it yourself you fatfuck.




wow, just a little off topic here

[Peelz]

good one. I was at Midway and watched this fat bastard get Irate-they were making him buy two tickets. I was in tears I was laughing so hard..

ha! I derailed my own thread

thats hilarious when fat people get mad about things about their weight. you did it yourself you fatfuck.




wow, just a little off topic here

Yeah, but I started it so the gloves are off.

Yeah no $hit, I would have been embarrassed, but not this guy. Yelling "this is discrimination"
b.s. you should try discrimination at the buffet line fatazz!

[kyledvor61]

good one. I was at Midway and watched this fat bastard get Irate-they were making him buy two tickets. I was in tears I was laughing so hard..

ha! I derailed my own thread

thats hilarious when fat people get mad about things about their weight. you did it yourself you fatfuck.




wow, just a little off topic here

Yeah, but I started it so the gloves are off.

Yeah no $hit, I would have been embarrassed, but not this guy. Yelling "this is discrimination"
b.s. you should try discrimination at the buffet line fatazz!

its the truth you fatfuck!!

[Flynbyu]

I was on a small jet once, and the copilot came around asking us about our weight. We can only assume an error in fueling was made, they did not say. What got me was all the lying mofo's on the plane. Fat biotch across the said she was "150" Yeah, sure, you look like could eat me for lunch and still have room for dessert. So the guy flying with me, who weighed 120 soaking wet, goes, I'm just gonna say I weigh 1200 lbs to account for the "discrepancies" hope the plane doesn't go down on account of vanity. Needless to say we were freaking a bit.

I have to ask your weight before planning a long flight. It's for weight and balance information. Very important. If we are heavier, then I need to know how much fuel I need to put in.

~Brian

ever get slapped?

No, but I explain why I need the information. Everyone understands.

~Brian

[kyledvor61]

I was on a small jet once, and the copilot came around asking us about our weight. We can only assume an error in fueling was made, they did not say. What got me was all the lying mofo's on the plane. Fat biotch across the said she was "150" Yeah, sure, you look like could eat me for lunch and still have room for dessert. So the guy flying with me, who weighed 120 soaking wet, goes, I'm just gonna say I weigh 1200 lbs to account for the "discrepancies" hope the plane doesn't go down on account of vanity. Needless to say we were freaking a bit.

I have to ask your weight before planning a long flight. It's for weight and balance information. Very important. If we are heavier, then I need to know how much fuel I need to put in.

~Brian

ever get slapped?

No, but I explain why I need the information. Everyone understands.

~Brian

oh man

[RR34]

this happened to me back when i was on my 350. 10 miles away from camp on top of a mountain and wed just been through some of the most technical shit ever. on top of that, i popped a tire off the bead and broke my shifter while i was in 1st gear. that was a fun ride back to camp.

[Livingmylife93]

I seized a 250 once miles away from camp...
Couldnt even push it..
We left it on the trail and i rode bitch with a friend and they got a buddy with a truck to go pick it up for me..