Worst Resume' Ever? or...

[Hefe]

man.. this little douche made me laugh.. I might have to hire him!

I blacked out his personal shit

this is REALLY real, I am not making any of it up

[kdanderson5]

WOW.......at least he is brutally honest about himself! 

[Peelz]

He used the word myriad. Hire him now.   

[Colorado700R]

Didn't think you'd put my resume on the forum :'(

[Diggs59]

Hire him...you can always fire him.

[Nick]

lol, depends on the position. What did he apply for? 

[Hefe]

this is just a small town Computer store, he just wants to be my helper..
I got no room for anyone else here..
what a tool
he had "a few successful re-imaging projects" .. are you fucking serious?
is this what you think I do..
never in my life have I re-imaged a PC to "fix" it
how about we FIX the problem, instead of destroying all of their Data..
what a goddamn fool!

[Colorado700R]

So does that mean I'm not hired 

[Peelz]

this is just a small town Computer store, he just wants to be my helper..
I got no room for anyone else here..
what a tool
he had "a few successful re-imaging projects" .. are you fucking serious?
is this what you think I do..
never in my life have I re-imaged a PC to "fix" it
how about we FIX the problem, instead of destroying all of their Data..
what a goddamn fool!

$hit, I can do that.

[Hefe]

most antisocial 3rd graders can do that!

[Colorado700R]

most antisocial 3rd graders can do that!

Don't Judge ;"(

[Hefe]

almost to 10k Aaron!

[Colorado700R]

I lost count after 11, ran out of fingers

[Peelz]

most antisocial 3rd graders can do that!

I try.

















asshole.


yeah help Aaron out, today is the day.

[Hefe]

I am tryin..

and I love you too Peeler!