Raptor Randy is so old.........

[Colorado700R]

His first grade teacher wore a toga and hemp sandals 

[Colorado700R]

RaptorRandy is so old that Jurassic Park brought back childhood memories

[Colorado700R]

Raptor Randy is so old that he was pissed off when he had to start counting is age in positive numbers after Christ was born

[Peelz]

...he farts dust.

[Peelz]

when they lit the candles on his b-day cake, the earth's average temperature went up 3 degrees.

[Colorado700R]

he bought his first used car from Fred Flintstone

[Peelz]

If he wants to reminisce, he reads the bible. 

[Colorado700R]

has a signed copy of the ten commandments

[Colorado700R]

was asked to be a historical reference to add authenticity to the movie 10,000BC

[Colorado700R]

wishes his TV had a hieroglyphic closed caption option

[Ranger]

His first car had square stone wheels and ran on foot power

[Colorado700R]

........he thought Yoda was a cocky punkass kid !! 

[Ranger]

He knows why the first chicken crossed the road

[Colorado700R]

that going "clubbing" to pick up chicks had a whole different meaning

[Colorado700R]

he gives Methuselah an E for effort