Quote O' The Day

[Krandall]

[Today at 09:43:45 AM] del ban Adam700Raptor08: daaaaaaaaaaamn my leg was swolen this mornin

[Today at 09:44:18 AM] del ban preddy08: DID IT GET UP AND WALK OFF?

[Today at 09:44:27 AM] del ban preddy08: 

[Peelz]

[Today at 09:43:45 AM] del ban Adam700Raptor08: daaaaaaaaaaamn my leg was swolen this mornin

[Today at 09:44:18 AM] del ban preddy08: DID IT GET UP AND WALK OFF?

[Today at 09:44:27 AM] del ban preddy08: 

LOL maybe it got up and kicked him in the ass

[Gunz]

[Today at 09:47:38 PM] del ban Oilfield_Mafia: not at all actually.. we are tripping out to get a new bit.

[Today at 09:49:01 PM] del ban Spartan727: ahh that sucks

[Today at 09:49:29 PM] del ban oooh Biiiilly: oil just sent me this

[Today at 09:49:33 PM] del ban Oilfield_Mafia: its all good. the bit is worn out

[Today at 09:49:35 PM] del ban oooh Biiiilly:

[Today at 09:50:14 PM] del ban oooh Biiiilly: oilfield?? More like oillyfield..

[Today at 09:50:15 PM] del ban Spartan727: rofl

[Today at 09:50:27 PM] del ban oooh Biiiilly: bawhahahahaha!!!!

[Today at 09:50:35 PM] del ban Oilfield_Mafia: Gunny is a nasty whore..

[Krandall]

"Self-trust is the essence of heroism." -Ralph Waldo Emerson


"Our culture... must not omit the arming of the man," writes Emerson."Heroism is an obedience to a secret impulse of an individual's character," and self-trust (or self-confidence), "is generous, hospitable, temperate, scornful of petty
calculations and scornful of being scorned." The father of his own school of American individualism, Emerson continues: "When you have resolved to be great, abide by yourself and do not weakly try to reconcile yourself with the world."

[Krandall]

"A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's." -Jean Paul Richter


German Romanticism was characterized more by wit and satire than the literary facets of many other major European artistic movements, which were typically more serious in their subject matter and ornate in their prose. But like the others, it idealized past eras as both simpler than and superior to the present. The naturalistic tone of Bavarian author Jean Paul Richter's writing fits the period: "Lift thyself up, look around and see something higher and brighter than earth, earthworms and earthly darkness."

[preddy08]

Today at 12:08:29 PM] preddy08: you'd be better off calling them

[Today at 12:08:55 PM] funyun: bout to work some jew magic

[Today at 12:09:04 PM] Krandall: 

[Today at 12:09:07 PM] preddy08: get two sets mega jew

[Today at 12:09:12 PM] Krandall: put the yamika on and DO WERK!

[Today at 12:09:17 PM] preddy08: I want some gen twos

[Today at 12:09:45 PM] funyun: you have gen 2s

[Today at 12:09:52 PM] funyun: yamika is my thinkin cap

[Today at 12:09:53 PM] preddy08: yes sir

[Today at 12:10:16 PM] preddy08: 

[Krandall]

[Today at 04:11:02 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: Ethan has a girl HERE!

[Today at 04:11:09 PM] del ban Colorado700R:

[Today at 04:11:16 PM] del ban Colorado700R: check for penis!

[Today at 04:11:18 PM] del ban Spartan727: Are you sure it's a girl?

[Today at 04:11:20 PM] del ban phucker: is she tied up?

[Today at 04:11:21 PM] del ban Colorado700R: 

[Today at 04:11:23 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: I think he was planning on this

[Krandall]

[Today at 04:13:11 PM] del ban Mad Dog: but is there an adam's apple lady?  "she" may be post-op.

[Today at 04:13:17 PM] del ban Krandall:

[Today at 04:13:20 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: no adams apple

[Today at 04:13:20 PM] del ban Colorado700R:

[funyun]

Today at 12:08:29 PM] preddy08: you'd be better off calling them

[Today at 12:08:55 PM] funyun: bout to work some jew magic

[Today at 12:09:04 PM] Krandall: 

[Today at 12:09:07 PM] preddy08: get two sets mega jew

[Today at 12:09:12 PM] Krandall: put the yamika on and DO WERK!

[Today at 12:09:17 PM] preddy08: I want some gen twos

[Today at 12:09:45 PM] funyun: you have gen 2s

[Today at 12:09:52 PM] funyun: yamika is my thinkin cap

[Today at 12:09:53 PM] preddy08: yes sir

[Today at 12:10:16 PM] preddy08: 

You think I was joking? Guess who has some FREE gen 2 stickers being shipped out on monday

[Langford]

I think this should win quote of the year...


(came from a thread on Raptor Forum about turbo chargers)

So, how do you turn up the psi, like a pump for Fox FLOAT shocks, or an air compressor?

[Peelz]

I think this should win quote of the year...


(came from a thread on Raptor Forum about turbo chargers)

So, how do you turn up the psi, like a pump for Fox FLOAT shocks, or an air compressor?

dats a good one right there

[Colorado700R]

ERMAHGERD.......maybe that's krandalls rf alter ego lol

[SprinterX]

JOKE OF THE YEAR

Two women were sitting quietly together,  minding their own business.

[Krandall]

"Every actual animal is somewhat dull and somewhat mad." -George Santayana


Writer and philosopher George Santayana wrote the above in describing the condition of man in The Life of Reason. Encased in ignorance, man "is amused by the antics of the brute dreaming within his breast," and thus "the best human intelligence is still decidedly barbarous; it fights in heavy armour and keeps a fool at court." Nonetheless, Santayana adds, "these imperfections are so human that we should hardly recognise ourselves if we could shake them off altogether."

[Krandall]

"A woman can only become a man's friend in three stages: first, she's an agreeable acquaintance, then a mistress, and only after that a friend." -Anton Chekhov


This line is spoken by the character Astrov in Chekhov's Uncle Vanya. Astrov is the play's cynical doctor-philosopher, a character who, like the rest of the cast, is steeped in a sense of malaise from an apparently directionless life. Astrov mourns that his small-minded country life has ruined him (as another character says, "the world is not destroyed by villains and conflagrations, but by hate and malice and all this spiteful tattling"). Astrov, for his part, apologizes for his above comment: "Yes, I must confess I am getting vulgar, but then, you see, I am drunk."