Quote O' The Day

[Krandall]

[Today  at 02:45:58 PM] del ban preddy08: Peelz could have a Raptor Raly in his back yard and he would'nt make it.

[Peelz]

oh, and a big f**k off to Krandall too.

[Spartan]

[Today at 04:32:44 PM] phucker: i went to the gas   station today and some hot 18 year old bimbo asked me what the noise was that she kept hearing
[Today at 04:33:19 PM] phucker: i told her they were my vibrators and she said"pfft what a pig" and walked away

[Krandall]

'GERD, I mind getting older. It's horrible. I open old people's homes and once, when I got to one, I was the oldest person there.'  -David Bellamy

The outspoken British botanist is nearly 80, but age has hardly slowed him down. He currently serves as patron of Butterfly World in St. Albans, Hertfordshire, and continues to publish in journals and present on television. He was one of the early voices decrying global warming back in the 1980s, but his opinion on the matter has since done a complete turnaround.

[Peelz]

[Today at 10:37:41 AM] Spartan727: I worked last night  Damn that sucked balls

[Today at 10:37:52 AM] Spartan727: Didn't get home til like 1:30am

[Today at 10:37:55 AM] PeelsSE2: that is part of your job?

[Today at 10:38:09 AM] Spartan727: Well I was doing a little bit of sucking....

[Today at 10:38:13 AM] PeelsSE2: make them dollaz!


do work son! 

[Spartan]

Hey no quote changes

[Today at 11:38:09 AM] Spartan727: Well I was doing a little bit of sucking....with a shop vac

[Peelz]

busted.

[Krandall]

'Adversity is the trial of principle. Without it a man hardly knows whether he is honest or not. '  -Henry Fielding


Early 18th century English writer Henry Fielding is best known for his epic comedic novel Tom Jones. But Fielding contributed much more to society than books: While serving as London's Chief Magistrate, some credit him with having founded London's first police force, the Bow Street Runners.

[Krandall]

'Nine-tenths of the people were created so that you would want be with the other tenth.'  -Horace Walpole

Walpole was an 18th century English man of letters credited with having written the first so-termed "gothic" novel (a novel combining elements of romance and horror), The Castle of Otranto. Walpole published the novel anonymously and included a claim on the title page that the book was a translation from Italian.

[preddy08]

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY.....


"Today at 09:36:30 AM] Lady4Fiddy: queef does not come from the butt pat"

[Lady4Fiddy]

 

[Peelz]

Holy cow...

I always wondered that! 

[Krandall]

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY.....


"Today at 09:36:30 AM] Lady4Fiddy: queef does not come from the butt pat"

ERMAHGERD                

[exentix]

  there are no words....

[Magz]

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY.....


"Today at 09:36:30 AM] Lady4Fiddy: queef does not come from the butt pat"

ERMAHGERD again no words to say