Guess what?

[Flynbyu]

I used to FERK a chick with asthma. She would have multiple orgasms and nealry pass out because she couldn't breath. I had to grab an inhaler and giver her a shot. It would freak me the FERK out.

~Brian

Nice!!!  First thing that came to mind was that shit that killed Micheal Hutchence from INXS.  A customer of mine's son died from that.  They found him in the closet.  What a way to go. 

No shit.

This is the same bitch that would get crazy and want to be choked. She like anal, and wasn't afraid of tossing salad. She also like fucking my co-workers, thus the reason we are no longer an item.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

I used to FERK a chick with asthma. She would have multiple orgasms and nealry pass out because she couldn't breath. I had to grab an inhaler and giver her a shot. It would freak me the FERK out.

~Brian

Nice!!!  First thing that came to mind was that shit that killed Micheal Hutchence from INXS.  A customer of mine's son died from that.  They found him in the closet.  What a way to go. 

No shit.

This is the same bitch that would get crazy and want to be choked. She like anal, and wasn't afraid of tossing salad. She also like fucking my co-workers, thus the reason we are no longer an item.

~Brian

And there's the rub.  If they really like they fuckin', they probably really like fuckin' everybody. 

[Flynbyu]

Yeah, but I was no saint.

I had an issue with a stripper named Vanessa and she had friends. While the hose hound was at work, I was working Vanessa and her friends over.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

Yeah, but I was no saint.

I had an issue with a stripper named Vanessa and she had friends. While the hose hound was at work, I was working Vanessa and her friends over.

~Brian

Quid pro quo Clarice...

[Flynbyu]

"Just put the f*ckin' lotion in the basket."

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

I'd FERK me...

[Jester2893]

effing whores. 

[Flynbyu]

effing whores. 

You didn't really think you had four pages of Happy Birthday did you?

I hope you did have a good birthday though!

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

effing whores. 

You didn't really think you had four pages of Happy Birthday did you?

I hope you did have a good birthday though!

~Brian

I hope you had a good birthday too Jester.   

[Jester2893]

effing whores. 

You didn't really think you had four pages of Happy Birthday did you?

I hope you did have a good birthday though!

~Brian

Not with this site, thats for sure. 

Thanks guys, it was just another birthday. I can't wait till next year when I can get my permit. 

[RR34]

effing whores. 

You didn't really think you had four pages of Happy Birthday did you?

I hope you did have a good birthday though!

~Brian

Not with this site, thats for sure. 

Thanks guys, it was just another birthday. I can't wait till next year when I can get my permit. 

oh, you dont get it till next year?   how old are you as of today?

[Jester2893]

effing whores. 

You didn't really think you had four pages of Happy Birthday did you?

I hope you did have a good birthday though!

~Brian

Not with this site, thats for sure. 

Thanks guys, it was just another birthday. I can't wait till next year when I can get my permit. 

oh, you dont get it till next year?   how old are you as of today?

15. In NY you have to be 16 to get a permit.  :'(

[Yamahauler]

15? Damn, I feel like I might go to jail for talking to a 15 year old boy on the internet, isn't that illegal in 45 states?  There going to do a whole segment on dateline nbc about us.  Just kidding, happy birthday man. Driving is fun for a while, but then it gets boring as shit and starts to piss you off everytime you fill the gas tank up. 

[LittleBuddha]

15?  My son is gonna be 13 in July.  

[Jester2893]

15? Damn, I feel like I might go to jail for talking to a 15 year old boy on the internet, isn't that illegal in 45 states?  There going to do a whole segment on dateline nbc about us.  Just kidding, happy birthday man. Driving is fun for a while, but then it gets boring as shit and starts to piss you off everytime you fill the gas tank up. 

I made myself a HAPPY B-DAY car in forza 2.