Guess what?

[Colorado700R]

I screwed a chick in a Yugo.  

You're the only one that could fit.

Quit stealing Aaron's material.  You know what happens when Marines have to think.   

Owwwwwww!!!  Fucker!!!  I think I got a tumor  :'(

[Flynbyu]

I screwed a chick in a Yugo.  

Did you have 40 "friends" from the circus in the car with you?

Yugo = Clown car

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

I screwed a chick in a Yugo.  

Did you have 40 "friends" from the circus in the car with you?

Yugo = Clown car

~Brian

She had great tits.  Not so good in the face.  But the tits...

[Flynbyu]

Only had one that was borderline in the face......She had a great ass though.

I even have a picture of her.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

Only had one that was borderline in the face......She had a great ass though.

I even have a picture of her.

~Brian

I love a great ass.  The wife has a great ass.  The baby wrecked the titties, but the ass is fantastic.   

[Flynbyu]

Tonya.

~Brian

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[LittleBuddha]

 

[Flynbyu]

She has a tat of a white tiger on her righ cheek, a tat of a flower on the inside of her thigh, a tiny tat on her toe, and she liked to FERK.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

She has a tat of a white tiger on her righ cheek, a tat of a flower on the inside of her thigh, a tiny tat on her toe, and she liked to FERK.

~Brian

She looks like she likes to FERK.  I married a nun.   

[Flynbyu]

She has a tat of a white tiger on her righ cheek, a tat of a flower on the inside of her thigh, a tiny tat on her toe, and she liked to FERK.

~Brian

She looks like she likes to FERK.  I married a nun.   

She would always tell me...."I'm about to get off......"

Then.......





Her shit would go off and put my pork in a vice grip. It was AWESOME.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

She has a tat of a white tiger on her righ cheek, a tat of a flower on the inside of her thigh, a tiny tat on her toe, and she liked to FERK.

~Brian

She looks like she likes to FERK.  I married a nun.   

She would always tell me...."I'm about to get off......"

Then.......





Her shit would go off and put my pork in a vice grip. It was AWESOME.

~Brian

I was banging a skank like that, except she got off by drinking my baby batter.  She was voracious.  She would get pissed if it went anywhere else.  And yes my boy and I tag teamed that ass.  I would make funny porn faces when I was railin' her from behind and he would crack up while getting his pole smoked and that kinda pissed her off.   

[Flynbyu]

I took Tonya home and let her meet mom and dad. We stayed a couple of nights, and had to bust ass in the house. While she was in the shower next morning, dad said "Damn son, she's loud."

She liked sucking it, and when I would spider man her she would get ultra excited. She would rub it all over and eat the shit.

Crazy.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

I took Tonya home and let her meet mom and dad. We stayed a couple of nights, and had to bust ass in the house. While she was in the shower next morning, dad said "Damn son, she's loud."

She liked sucking it, and when I would spider man her she would get ultra excited. She would rub it all over and eat the shit.

Crazy.

~Brian

My dad always hated when I'd bang a chick in the house.  I think he was jealous.  One time I passed out and the chick had to let herself out.  Quietly.   

[Flynbyu]

I used to FERK a chick with asthma. She would have multiple orgasms and nealry pass out because she couldn't breath. I had to grab an inhaler and giver her a shot. It would freak me the FERK out.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

I used to FERK a chick with asthma. She would have multiple orgasms and nealry pass out because she couldn't breath. I had to grab an inhaler and giver her a shot. It would freak me the FERK out.

~Brian

Nice!!!  First thing that came to mind was that shit that killed Micheal Hutchence from INXS.  A customer of mine's son died from that.  They found him in the closet.  What a way to go.