Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXI

[Krandall]

Big time. I've got mafia skillz.... anyone need those...

[Flynbyu]

Big time. I've got mafia skillz.... anyone need those...

I do! Shit, I need an energy pack!

~Brian

[kyledvor61]

you guys are so ghay

[Flynbyu]

you guys are so ghay

It's addictive. Sort of like getting some stinky on your pinky the first time.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Big time. I've got mafia skillz.... anyone need those...

I do! Shit, I need an energy pack!

~Brian

didn't I send you one this AM?

I got one from E earlier.

[Flynbyu]

No, I haven't got one from anyone all day. My homeboy Jeff is SLACKING!

~Brian

[Krandall]

No, I haven't got one from anyone all day. My homeboy Jeff is SLACKING!

~Brian

one sec.


did you get one? I just clicked the "send energy to your mafia"

[Flynbyu]

Thanks! I just hit level 15. I think I can start robbing people now.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Alright butt nuggets. You have another thread for this gay-ocity. Please transfer your sweet talk to there. 

[Krandall]

this is the off topic thread..

you guys made a thread about rock climbing and it's about some fugly chick..

K, thanks, bye.

[Peelz]

this is the off topic thread..

you guys made a thread about rock climbing and it's about some fugly chick..

K, thanks, bye.

check and mate

[Krandall]

 

we were down 1/2 our staff today. been runnin around like a chicken w/ its head cut off.

[Flynbyu]

I just took some asshole for $75K and put his apartment complex out of business!

~Brian

[disco]

this is the off topic thread..

you guys made a thread about rock climbing and it's about some fugly chick..

K, thanks, bye.

     I'm dying over here.  Good thing nobody is around.

I just took some asshole for $75K and put his apartment complex out of business!

~Brian

This has me cracking up too.  That guy is either cussing his computer right now or just cut it off and went to bed.

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Apr 18 1906

A devastating earthquake strikes San Francisco at 5:13 a.m., followed by a major aftershock three hours later. More than 3,000 people are killed from either collapsing structures or any of the 59 separate fires which burn over the next three days. In the downtown area, the U.S. Army is forced to dynamite whole city blocks in order to contain the flames, due to the lack of water pressure.

Apr 18 1955

Nobel Prize recipient Albert Einstein dies in his hospital bed from a ruptured aortic aneurysm. Seven hours later, his brain is plunked into a jar of formalin and taken away by the pathologist. It will remain missing for 23 years.

Apr 18 1983

62 people are killed and more than 100 injured in a suicide bombing against the U.S. Embassy in Beirut. The attacker used a van packed with one ton of high explosives. Included among the dead is the CIA's entire Middle East bureau. The group Islamic Jihad claims responsibility, although the intelligence community believes it was actually the work of Hezbollah.

Apr 18 1988

American auto worker John Demjanjuk is convicted of crimes against humanity by an Israeli court. They determined that he was Treblinka's notorious "Ivan the Terrible." The court sentences him to hang one week later, but the conviction is later overturned when it appears to have been a case of mistaken identity. In 2002, a U.S. federal court later strips Demjanjuk of his citizenship after it rules that he did in fact work as a Nazi prison guard, although at Sobibor, Majdanek, and Flossenburg.

Birthdays today...
1480 – Lucrezia Borgia, Florentine ruler and daughter of Pope Alexander VI (d. 1519)
1580 – Thomas Middleton, English dramatist (d. 1627)
1590 – Ahmed I, Ottoman Emperor (d. 1617)
1605 – Giacomo Carissimi, Italian composer (d. 1674)
1771 – Karl Philipp Fürst zu Schwarzenberg, Austrian field marshal (d. 1820)
1772 – David Ricardo, English economist (d. 1823)
1797 – Adolphe Thiers, French statesman (d. 1877)
1813 – James McCune Smith, African-American doctor and abolitionist (d. 1865)
1819 – Carlos Manuel de Céspedes, Cuban Revolutionary (d. 1874)
1819 – Franz von Suppé, Austrian composer (d. 1895)
1838 – Paul Emile Lecoq de Boisbaudran, French scientist (d. 1912)
1857 – Clarence Darrow, American attorney (d. 1938)
1863 – Leopold Graf Berchtold, Austro-Hungarian foreign minister (d. 1942)
1864 – Richard Harding Davis, American author (d. 1916)
1874 – Oskar Ernst Bernhardt, German author (d. 1941)
1874 – Ivana Brlic-Mazuranic, Croatian writer (d. 1938)
1877 – Vicente Sotto, Filipino patriot, author (d. 1950)
1880 – Sam Crawford, baseball player (d. 1968)
1882 – Leopold Stokowski, Polish conductor (d. 1977)
1888 – Duffy Lewis, American baseball player (d. 1979)
1889 – Jessie Street, Australian suffragette, feminist, and human rights activist (d. 1970)
1893 – Violette Morris, French athlete (d. 1944)
1897 – Ardito Desio, Italian topographer (d. 2001)
1901 – Al Lewis, American lyricist (d. 1967)
1902 – Giuseppe Pella, Prime Minister of Italy (d. 1981)
1902 – Menachem Mendel Schneerson, Hasidic Judaism leader (d. 1994)
1904 – Pigmeat Markham, American comedian (d. 1981)
1905 – George H. Hitchings, American scientist, Nobel laureate (d. 1998)
1907 – Miklós Rózsa, Hungarian-born composer (d. 1995)
1915 – Joy Gresham Lewis, American writer, wife of C. S. Lewis (d. 1960)
1917 – Ty LaForest, Canadian baseball player (d. 1947)
1917 – Frederika of Hanover, Queen Consort of Greece (d. 1981)
1918 – Cliff Hillegass, American publisher (d. 2001)
1918 – Tony Mottola, American guitarist (d. 2004)
1919 – Virginia O'Brien, American singer and actress (d. 2001)
1921 – Jean Richard, French actor (d. 2001)
1922 – Barbara Hale, American actress
1924 – Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown, American musician (d. 2005)
1924 – Henry Hyde, American politician (d. 2007)
1927 – Samuel P. Huntington, American political scientist (d. 2008)
1930 – Clive Revill, New Zealand born actor
1934 – George Shirley, American tenor
1936 – Tommy Ivo, American race car driver
1937 – Jan Kaplický, British architect of Czech origin
1939 – Ali Khamenei, the Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran
1939 – Thomas J. Moyer, American judge
1940 – Joseph L. Goldstein, American scientist, Nobel laureate
1940 – Mike Vickers, British guitarist and saxophonist (Manfred Mann)
1942 – Jochen Rindt, German-Austrian racer and F1 (posthumous) world champion (d. 1970)
1942 – Steve Blass, American professional baseball player
1945 – Margaret Hassan, Irish-born aid worker (d. 2004)
1946 – Hayley Mills, English actress
1946 – Skip Spence, Canadian-born guitarist, singer and songwriter (Jefferson Airplane) (d. 1999)
1947 – Kathy Acker, American author (d. 1997)
1947 – Dorothy Lyman, American actress
1947 – Herbert Mullin, American serial killer
1947 – Cindy Pickett, American actress
1947 – James Woods, American actor
1949 – Geoff Bodine, American race car driver
1950 – Kenny Ortega, American film and TV producer and choreographer
1951 – Ricardo Fortaleza, Australian-Filipino boxer
1951 – Pierre Pettigrew, Canadian politician
1953 – Rick Moranis, Canadian comedian
1956 – Anna Kathryn Holbrook, American actress
1956 – Eric Roberts, American actor
1956 – Melody Thomas Scott, American actress
1956 – Poonam Dhillon, Indian actress
1958 – Malcolm Marshall, Barbadian West Indies cricketer (d. 1999)
1961 – Jane Leeves, British actress
1961 – Steve Lombardi, American wrestler
1963 – Eric McCormack, Canadian actor
1963 – Conan O'Brien, American comedian
1964 – Niall Ferguson, British historian
1964 – Rithy Panh, Cambodian film director
1964 – Jim Ellison, musician
1964 – Mark Berry, aka Bez, Dancer in Happy Mondays
1965 – Rob Stenders, Dutch radio discjockey
1966 – Trine Hattestad, Norwegian athlete
1966 – Valeri Kamensky, Russian ice hockey player
1967 – Maria Bello, American actress
1968 – Mary Birdsong, American actress
1968 – David Hewlett, English born Canadian actor
1969 – Princess Sayako of Japan
1969 – Keith R.A. DeCandido, American author
1970 – Greg Eklund, American musician
1970 – Rico Brogna, American baseball player
1971 – Tamara Braun, American actress
1971 – Russell Payne, English writer
1971 – David Tennant, Scottish actor
1971 – Oleg Petrov, Russian ice hockey player
1971 – Fredro Starr, American rapper (Onyx)
1972 – Rosa Clemente, American activist and hip-hop artist
1972 – Eli Roth, American film director
1973 – Derrick Brooks, American football player
1973 – Haile Gebrselassie, Ethiopian athlete
1973 – Brady Clark, American baseball player
1974 – Mark Tremonti, American musician
1974 – Millie Corretjer, Puerto Rican singer
1974 – Edgar Wright, British director
1976 – Melissa Joan Hart, American actress
1976 – Fayray, Japanese singer
1976 – Jo Gibb, Scottish Actress
1976 – Justin Ross, American politician
1977 – Dan Lacouture, NHL hockey player
1979 – Michael Bradley, American basketball player
1979 – Anthony Davidson, British Formula One driver
1979 – Nuria Fergó, Spanish singer
1979 – Matthew Upson, English footballer
1979 – Kourtney Kardashian, American reality television star
1980 – Robyn Regehr, Canadian ice hockey player
1981 – Brian Buscher, American baseball player
1982 – Marie-Élaine Thibert, Canadian singer
1982 – Scott Hartnell, NHL hockey player
1983 – Miguel Cabrera, Venezuelan baseball player (currently for the Detroit Tigers)
1983 – Fodil Hadjadj, Algerian footballer
1984 – America Ferrera, American actress
1985 – Łukasz Fabiański, Polish footballer
1985 – Karl Reindler, Australian racing driver
1985 – Elena Temnikova, Russian singer (Serebro)
1986 – Maurice Edu, American soccer player
1986 – Billy Butler, American baseball player
1987 – Brett Deledio, Australian Rules Football
1987 – Danny Guthrie, English footballer
1987 – Sandra Lyng Haugen, Norwegian singer
1989 – Alia Shawkat, American actress
1989 – Simas Buterlevičius, Lithuanian basketball player
1994 – Moises Arias, American Actor
1996 – Alexey Zhigalkovich, Belarusian Singer
2007 – Hayah bint Hamzah, Princess of Jordan

Famous deaths...
1161 – Theobald of Bec, Archbishop of Canterbury
1552 – John Leland, English antiquarian (b. 1502)
1556 – Luigi Alamanni, Italian poet (b. 1495)
1567 – Wilhelm von Grumbach, German adventurer (b. 1503)
1558 – Roxelana, wife of Suleiman the Magnificent
1636 – Julius Caesar, English judge
1650 – Simonds d'Ewes, English antiquarian (b. 1602)
1674 – John Graunt, English statistician (b. 1620)
1689 – George Jeffreys, British Chief Justice (b. 1648)
1732 – Louis Feuillée, French explorer (b. 1660)
1794 – Charles Pratt, 1st Earl Camden, Lord Chancellor of Great Britain (b. 1714)
1796 – Johan Wilcke, Swedish physicist (b. 1732)
1802 – Erasmus Darwin, English physician and botanist (b. 1731)
1873 – Justus von Liebig, German chemist (b. 1803)
1898 – Gustave Moreau, French painter (b. 1826)
1906 – Luis Martín, Spanish Superior-General of the Society of Jesus (b. 1846)
1917 – Vladimir Serbsky, Russian psychiatrist (b. 1858)
1935 – Panait Istrati, Romanian writer (b. 1884)
1936 – Ottorino Respighi, Italian composer (b. 1879)
1942 – Gertrude Vanderbilt Whitney, American socialite (b. 1875)
1943 – Isoroku Yamamoto, Japanese admiral. (b. 1884)
1945 – John Ambrose Fleming, English physicist and engineer (b. 1849)
1945 – Ernie Pyle, American journalist (b. 1900)
1945 – Prince William of Wied, sovereign Prince of Albania (b. 1876)
1947 – Josef Tiso, Slovakian leader (b. 1887), Nazi collaborator and puppet ruler.
1949 – Will Hay, English comedian and actor (b. 1888)
1951 – António Óscar Carmona, 97th Prime Minister of Portugal and 11th President of Portugal (b. 1869)
1955 – Albert Einstein, Nobel laureate (b. 1879)
1958 – Maurice Gamelin, French general (b. 1872)
1963 – Meyer Jacobstein, American politician (b. 1880)
1964 – Ben Hecht, American writer (b. 1894)
1965 – Guillermo González Camarena, Mexican inventor (b. 1917)
1967 – Karl Miller, German footballer (b. 1913)
1974 – Marcel Pagnol, French novelist, playwright and filmmaker (b. 1895)
1976 – Mahmoud Younis, Suez Canal nationalization Engineer (b. 1911)
1988 – Pierre Desproges, French humorist (b. 1939)
1990 – Gory Guerrero, professional wrestler (b. 1921)
1993 – Masahiko Kimura, Japanese judoka (b. 1917)
1995 – Arturo Frondizi, President of Argentina (b. 1908)
1996 – Brook Berringer, American football player (b. 1973)
1996 – Bernard Edwards, American record producer (b. 1952)
1998 – Terry Sanford, American politician (b. 1917)
2002 – Thor Heyerdahl, Norwegian explorer (b. 1914)
2002 – Wahoo McDaniel, American football player and professional wrestler (b. 1938)
2003 – Edgar F. Codd, English computer scientist (b. 1923)
2004 – Ratu Sir Kamisese Mara, first Prime Minister of Fiji and President of Fiji (b. 1920)
2005 – Sam Mills, American football player (b. 1959)
2007 – Iccho Itoh, mayor of Nagasaki (b. 1945)

Holidays and observances...
Iran – Army Day
Zimbabwe – Independence Day.

Have a great Saturday.

~Brian