Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXI

[Peelz]

Happy dominican republic national day!

I am saying we go get a rhino, some smokes, stop at McD's for some hot coffee(ignoring printed warning on cup), drive it through a building where they are removing asbestos tiles, and flip it while smoking. Burning ourselves with the coffee.
Emphysema from smoking, mesothelioma from the tiles, burned mouth and face, and broken verterbrae from the crash.


Then move to mexico and live like kings with settlement $. Albeit in a wheelchair on oxygen with a skin graft on my face.

Actually laughing out loud!

you can have the passenger seat. 

Oh wait, we can watch Pokemon on a little tv and sue for seizures too. Oh almost forgot, sue the another fast food company, because we are fat f**ks as well.   

[Krandall]

Can we have our ipod/headphones on too.. Sue apple for hearing loss. those f*ckers.

[Peelz]

Can we have our ipod/headphones on too.. Sue apple for hearing loss. those f*ckers.

done. 

Also: Snowmobiling..the laws are such that as long as ground is snow covered, you are free to roam. I know somebody who got sued because some sled riding a$$hats crashed into their clothesline, with their kid on the back, no helmet. They were OK, but 150k later in medical bills...sued the land-owner, and won. Sad but f**king ridiculous!

All because there was no sign telling them to keep off property. FYI. we need to be putting these signs up out at mom and dad's. They fly by there all the time.

Oh, but atv's do not get same treatment. $100 instant fine for driving on road or state property, as well as private. I like snowmobiles as much as the next guy, but that burns my A$$! I understand we don't want to tear up the ground, but there should be some common ground.

Otay, sorry. My factoid turned into a rant, I feel better. 

[Flynbyu]

OKAY, I FEEL MUCH BETTER.

Continue.

~Brian

[Peelz]

we are no strangers to love, mano!

[Flynbyu]

Apparently, some of us are stangers to blowjobs.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Apparently, some of us are * stangers to blowjobs.

~Brian

I get them regularly, you? 

Did you mean to put a no there?

[Flynbyu]

I'm fairly regular myself.



I'm saying their are some that are strangers to the proceedure.



~Brian

[Krandall]

Regular here too!

[Colorado700R]

Regular here too!

The local dairy calves don't count

[Krandall]

Regular here too!

The local dairy calves don't count

dang

[Peelz]

Regular here too!

The local dairy calves don't count

win win situation. They can milk each other. How sweet.

[Colorado700R]

For Peels...

[Colorado700R]

and http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/ninja-faceplam/280963432

[Peelz]

and

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Awesome. Now if only the rest of the world would get it.