Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[disco]

Granted. You are now $5 richer.

I wish my phone was faster. Edge network thing sux. 

[kyledvor61]

granted, you are now being buttraped for 3G service

I wish my shoulder and back would feel better

[Colorado700R]

granted, Erich is now "taking your mind of that pain", by inflicting rectal bleeding


I wish these nice evenings would last for awhile.

[FoundArealQuad]

The evenings are going to last for ever, but you'll be enjoying them in the arms of a man


I wish it was April

[fire raptor]

Granted then you would have more daylight to go beat the shit out of the guy that lives behind you. Damn I wish i did not have that violent streak towards dickheads.

[Out Back Welding]

granted, hope u like being beaten by "dickheads"

i wish i didnt have to work tomarrow

[Krandall]

Granted. Hope you like being laid off.

I wish it was lunch time.

[NaturalRaptor]

Granted roaches just took over the cafeteria!  I wish I did not have school tonight.

[BRAD]

Granted. you flunk out


I wish I wasnt at school right now

[Krandall]

granted. You're @ home bangin your sista!


I wish it was time to go

[Lady4Fiddy]

Granted... but it is "time to go to the bathroom" and there are no empty stalls.

I wish the wind would stop blowing so much.

[BRAD]

Granted. Your in the eye of the tornado



I wish i was off work now

[Lady4Fiddy]

Granted... you are unemployed!

I wish for a tropical vacation.

[FoundArealQuad]

Granted, but you are in Cuba and Castro's personal sex slave


I wish there was no oil in the middle east

[Peelz]

Granted, now all of it is in North Korea.


I wish June was here.