Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XX

[Peelz]

Rusty Trombone: To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.

~Brian

Marvelous 

[Krandall]

 

awesome.

[Flynbyu]

Angry Pirate: When a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Angry Pirate: When a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

~Brian

OMFG



  Funniest thing yet.

[Flynbyu]

Tony Danza: When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!

~Brian

[Peelz]

You posted that one before, hysterical!

[Flynbyu]

Houdini: As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.

~Brian

[Colorado700R]

Amigos + Peels and Preddy check Email 

[Krandall]

freaking AWESOME!!!

[Flynbyu]

Peels drinks his own pee because it's sterile and he likes the taste.

~Brian

[Colorado700R]

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!!!" 



DING



and IBTL 

[Flynbyu]

IBTMH

In before the mini hos.



~Brian

[Krandall]

Putting in an offer on the house tomorrow!

[Flynbyu]

Putting in an offer on the house tomorrow!

Same one you were looking at or a different one?

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

Crickets.

~Brian