Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XX

[Peelz]

Don't they have to drop first?   

they're in there somewhere.

[Flynbyu]

Since times are tough, Peels you may want to have the wife check into this.

~Brian

[Peelz]

  cute.

Procedure is free. Insurance like the idea of not having any more babies. 

[socalrappy700]

  cute.

Procedure is free. Insurance like the idea of not having any more babies. 

I'm sure society can agree, we have enough Peels.

[Flynbyu]

Here's the guy that gives you the local.
























































Okay relax.



He just got stronger glasses.





~Brian

[Peelz]

  cute.

Procedure is free. Insurance like the idea of not having any more babies. 

I'm sure society can agree, we have enough Peels.

word...kill that genetic code before it gets outta hand.

Brian, that first pic is my lead chemist.

[Peelz]

Alright asshats! I am punching out.

[Flynbyu]

I'm so ready to go home.

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Feb 24 1868



President Andrew Johnson impeached for High Crimes and Misdemeanors, which is fancy talk for removing Secretary of War Stanton. This remains an honor not bestowed again until the blowjob years of the Clinton Administration.

Feb 24 1921

Abe Vigoda's birthday. Not dead yet!

Feb 24 1988

Jerry Falwell loses his appeal to the Supreme Court, regarding an outrageous parody published by Hustler magazine. Falwell was shown as an incestuous drunk. As long as the material is not presented as factual, public figures may be sniped upon.

Feb 24 1990

Bisexual businessman Malcolm Forbes dead.

Feb 24 1992

In a very special episode of Geraldo, daytime talk show host Geraldo Rivera has fat cells removed from from his ass and injected into his forehead.

Feb 24 1998

A man "on a mission from GERD" hijacks a Turkish Airlines jet with 68 on board, claiming to have a bomb in his teddy bear, and attempts to divert it to Iran. Passengers put an end to his plans.

Birthdays today...
1103 - Emperor Toba of Japan (d. 1156)
1304 - Ibn Battuta, Arabian explorer
1463 - Giovanni Pico della Mirandola, Italian humanist (d. 1494)
1500 - Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor (d. 1558)
1545 - Don John of Austria, Spanish military leader (d. 1578)
1557 - Matthias, Holy Roman Emperor (d. 1619)
1597 - Vincent Voiture, French poet (d. 1648)
1619 - Charles Le Brun, French artist (d. 1690)
1622 - Johannes Clauberg, German theologian and philosopher (d. 1665)
1684 - Matthias Braun, Czech sculptor (d. 1738)
1693 - James Quin, English actor (d. 1766)
1709 - Jacques de Vaucanson, French inventor (d. 1782)
1723 - John Burgoyne, British general (d. 1792)
1774 - Prince Adolphus, 1st Duke of Cambridge (d. 1850)
1786 - Martin W. Bates. U.S. Senator from Delaware (d. 1869)
1786 - Wilhelm Grimm, German philologist and folklorist (d. 1859)
1831 - Leo von Caprivi, Chancellor of Germany (d. 1899)
1836 - Winslow Homer, American artist (d. 1910)
1842 - Arrigo Boito, Italian composer (d. 1918)
1846 - Luigi Denza, Italian composer (d. 1922)
1848 - Andrew Inglis Clark, Tasmanian politician (d. 1907)
1852 - George Moore, Irish writer (d. 1933)
1866 - Pyotr Nikolaevich Lebedev, Russian physicist (d. 1912)
1866 - Hubert Van Innis, Belgian archer (d. 1961)
1874 - Honus Wagner, American baseball player (d. 1955)
1877 - Ettie Rout, New Zealand activist (d. 1936)
1885 - Chester Nimitz, U.S. admiral (d. 1966)
1885 - Stanisław Ignacy Witkiewicz, Polish writer and painter (d. 1939)
1890 - Marjorie Main, American actress (d. 1975)
1898 - Kurt Tank, German aeronautical engineer and test pilot (d. 1983)
1909 - August Derleth, American writer (d. 1971)
1914 - Zachary Scott, American actor (d. 1965)
1914 - Ralph Erskine, British architect (Byker Wall) (d. 2005)
1919 - Árpád Bogsch, Hungarian turned American international civil servant (d. 2004)
1919 - Betty Marsden, English comedy actress (d. 1998)
1921 - Gaston Reiff, Belgian athlete (b. 1992)
1921 - Abe Vigoda, American actor
1921 - Douglass Watson, American actor (d. 1989)
1922 - Richard Hamilton, English painter
1922 - Steven Hill, American actor
1923 - David Soyer, American cellist
1926 - Jean Alexander, English actress
1926 - John Gunther Dean, American diplomat
1927 - Emmanuelle Riva, French actress
1928 - Barbara Lawrence, American actress
1931 - Dominic Chianese, American actor
1932 - Michel Legrand, French composer
1932 - John Vernon, Canadian actor (d. 2005)
1933 - Judah Folkman, American cancer researcher
1934 - Bettino Craxi, Prime Minister of Italy (d. 2000)
1934 - Renata Scotto, Italian soprano
1934 - Linda Cristal, Argentina-born actress
1938 - James Farentino, American actor
1938 - Phil Knight, American sportswear manufacturer
1938 - Kathleen Margaret Richardson, Baroness Richardson of Calow, British Baroness and Methodist reverend
1940 - Pete Duel, American actor (d. 1971)
1940 - Denis Law, Scottish footballer
1941 - Joanie Sommers, American singer and actress
1942 - Joe Lieberman, American politician
1942 - Paul Jones, English singer (Manfred Mann)
1942 - Colin Bond, Australian racing driver
1943 - Hristo Prodanov, Bulgarian mountaineer
1943 - Terry Semel, American business executive
1943 - Pablo Milanés, Cuban musician
1944 - Nicky Hopkins, British musician (d. 1994)
1945 - Barry Bostwick, American actor
1946 - Grigory Margulis, Russian mathematician
1946 - John Stapleton, English television presenter
1947 - Rupert Holmes, English musician
1947 - Edward James Olmos, American actor
1948 - J. Jayalalithaa, Indian politician
1948 - Walter Smith, Scottish football manager
1948 - Tim Staffell, English singer
1948 - Dennis Waterman, British actor
1950 - George Thorogood, American singer and guitarist
1951 - Tony Holiday, German singer (d. 1990)
1951 - Debra Jo Rupp, American actress
1951 - Helen Shaver, Canadian actress
1955 - Steve Jobs, American computer pioneer
1955 - Alain Prost, French race car driver
1956 - Paula Zahn, American journalist
1956 - Judith Butler, American philosopher
1956 - Eddie Murray, American baseball player
1958 - Sammy Kershaw, American musician
1958 - Plastic Bertrand, Belgian singer
1959 - Beth Broderick, American actress
1959 - Owen Gleiberman, American film critic
1962 - Michelle Shocked, American musician
1962 - Teri Weigel, American pornographic actress
1962 - Outi Mäenpää, Finnish actress
1963 - Mike Vernon, Canadian ice hockey player
1964 - Andy Crane, British children's television presenter
1964 - Todd Field, American actor and film director
1964 - Bill Bailey, British comedian
1964 - Russell Ingall, Australian racing driver
1965 - Lloyd McGrath, former English footballer
1965 - Jane Swift, American politician
1966 - Billy Zane, American actor
1966 - René Arocha, Cuban baseball player
1966 - Ben Miller, English comedian, director and actor
1968 - Mitch Hedberg, American comedian (d. 2005)
1970 - Jeff Garcia, American football player
1970 - Jonathan Ward, American television and movie actor
1970 - Kienast quintuplets, American quintuplets
1971 - Pedro de la Rosa, Spanish Formula One driver
1971 - Brian Savage, Canadian ice hockey player
1972 - Manon Rhéaume, Canadian female ice hockey player
1973 - Chris Fehn, American percussionist (Slipknot)
1973 - Jordan Jovtchev, Bulgarian gymnast
1973 - Alexei Kovalev, Russian ice hockey player
1973 - Richard Clapp, Canadian baseball player
1974 - Chad Hugo, American musician (N*E*R*D) and producer (The Neptunes)
1974 - Karim Bagheri, Iranian footballer
1974 - Mike Lowell, Puerto Rican baseball player
1974 - Bonnie Somerville, American actress and singer
1975 - Ashley MacIsaac, Canadian fiddler
1975 - Maurizio Giuliano, writer and traveller
1976 - Matt Skiba, American musician (Alkaline Trio, Heavens)
1976 - Eric Griffin, American rock guitarist
1976 - Bradley McGee, Australian cyclist
1976 - Crista Flanagan, American television comedian
1976 - Zach Johnson, American professional golfer
1976 - Marco Campos, Brazilian racing driver (d. 1995)
1977 - Floyd Mayweather Jr, American boxer
1977 - Jason Akermanis, Australian rules footballer
1977 - Bronson Arroyo, American baseball player
1978 - Shinya, Japanese musician (Dir en grey)
1978 - John Nolan, American musician (Straylight Run)
1979 - Jesse Billauer, American quadriplegic surfer
1980 - Anton Gustafsson, Swedish rock music fan (d. 2003)
1980 - Shinsuke Nakamura, Japanese professional wrestler
1980 - Roman Sloudnov, Russian swimmer
1981 - Lleyton Hewitt, Australian tennis player
1981 - Mohammad Sami, Pakistani cricketer
1982 - Nick Blackburn, American baseball player
1982 - Emanuel Villa, Argentine footballer
1982 - Klára Zakopalová, Czech tennis player
1984 - Clivio Piccione, Monegasque racing driver
1984 - Sterling James Keenan, American professional wrestler
1986 - Wojtek Wolski, Polish ice hockey player
1987 - Daniel Reilly, British entrepreneur
1987 - Mayuko Iwasa, Japanese entertainer and model
1987 - Chieko Kawabe, Japanese singer, model and actress
1989 - Kosta Koufos, American basketball player

Famous deaths...
616 - King Ethelbert of Kent
1525 - Guillaume Gouffier, seigneur de Bonnivet, French soldier
1563 - Francis, Duke of Guise, French soldier and politician (b. 1519)
1588 - Johann Weyer, Dutch physician and occultist
1666 - Nicholas Lanier, English composer (b. 1588)
1674 - Matthias Weckmann, German composer (b. 1616)
1685 - Charles Howard, 1st Earl of Carlisle, English politician and military leader (b. 1629)
1704 - Marc-Antoine Charpentier, French composer (b. 1643)
1714 - Edmund Andros, English governor in North America (b. 1637)
1721 - John Sheffield, 1st Duke of Buckingham and Normanby, English statesman and poet (b. 1648)
1732 - Colonel Francis Charteris, known as "The Rape-Master General". (b. 1675)
1777 - King Joseph I of Portugal (b. 1714)
1779 - Paul Daniel Longolius, German encylopedist (b. 1704)
1781 - Edward Capell, English critic (b. 1713)
1799 - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, German physicist (b. 1742)
1810 - Henry Cavendish, English scientist (b. 1756)
1812 - Etienne-Louis Malus, French physicist and mathematician (b. 1775)
1815 - Robert Fulton, American inventor (b. 1765)
1825 - Thomas Bowdler, English physician and editor (b. 1754)
1856 - Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky, Russian mathematician (b. 1792)
1876 - Joseph Jenkins Roberts, first President of Liberia (b. 1809)
1914 - Joshua Chamberlain, Civil War hero for the Union on Little Round Top at the Battle of Gettysburg (b. 1828)
1925 - Hjalmar Branting, Prime Minister of Sweden, recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize (b. 1860)
1929 - André Messager, French composer and conductor (b. 1853)
1953 - Gerd von Rundstedt, German field marshal (b. 1875)
1970 - Conrad Nagel, American actor (b. 1897)
1975 - Nikolai Bulganin, Premier of the Soviet Union (b. 1895)
1982 - Virginia Bruce, America actress and singer (b. 1910)
1984 - Helmut Schelsky, German sociologist (b. 1912)
1986 - Tommy Douglas, Canadian politician (b. 1904)
1987 - Jim Connors, American radio personality (b. 1940)
1989 - Sparky Adams, American baseball player (b. 1894)
1990 - Tony Conigliaro, American baseball player (b. 1945)
1990 - Malcolm Forbes, American publisher (b. 1917)
1990 - Sandro Pertini, Italian politician (b. 1896)
1990 - Johnnie Ray, American singer (b. 1927)
1991 - John Daly, South African game show host (b. 1914)
1991 - George Gobel, American comedian (b. 1919)
1991 - Webb Pierce, American music singer (b. 1921)
1993 - Danny Gallivan, Canadian radio and television sportscaster (b. 1917)
1993 - Bobby Moore, English footballer (b. 1941)
1994 - Jean Sablon, French singer (b. 1906)
1994 - Dinah Shore, American actress and singer (b. 1916)
1998 - Antonio Prohias, Cuban-born cartoonist (b. 1921)
1998 - Henny Youngman, English-born comedian (b. 1906)
1999 - Andre Dubus, American writer (b. 1936)
1999 - Frank Leslie Walcott, Barbadian labour leader (b. 1916)
2001 - Claude E. Shannon, American information theorist (b. 1916)
2002 - Arthur Lyman, American jazz vibraphone and marimba player (b. 1932)
2002 - Leo Ornstein, Russian-born composer and pianist (b. 1912)
2003 - John Edward Christopher Hill, English historian (b. 1912)
2003 - Bernard Loiseau, French chef (b. 1951)
2004 - John Randolph, American actor (b. 1915)
2006 - Octavia Butler, American author and MacArthur Foundation Fellow (b. 1947)
2006 - Don Knotts, American actor (b. 1924)
2006 - John Martin, Canadian broadcaster (b. 1947)
2006 - Denis Twitchett, Cambridge scholar, and Chinese historian (b. 1925)
2006 - Dennis Weaver, American actor (b. 1924)
2007 - Bruce Bennett, American actor (b. 1906)
2007 - Leroy Jenkins, American composer and violinist (b. 1932)
2007 - Lamar Lundy, American football player (b. 1935)
2007 - Damien Nash, American football player (b. 1982)
2008 - Larry Norman, American musician, singer, songwriter and producer (b. 1947)

Holidays and observances...
Regifugium, in the Roman calendar.
Independence Day in Estonia (1918; the Soviet period is considered illegal annexation).
Flag Day in México.
Dragobete in Romania.
National Artist Day in Thailand.

Have a great tuesday.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Feb 24 1998

A man "on a mission from GERD" hijacks a Turkish Airlines jet with 68 on board, claiming to have a bomb in his teddy bear, and attempts to divert it to Iran. Passengers put an end to his plans.


And... Booom goes the dynomite.

[Flynbyu]

C'mon 60F.

~Brian

[Krandall]

c'mon 38!

[Flynbyu]

I'm calling for the end of winter.

~Brian

[Colorado700R]

should hit almost 70F here, too bad I'll be stuck inside the batcave all day  

[socalrappy700]

I'm calling for the end of winter.

~Brian

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