Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XX

[Flynbyu]

Happy Darwin Day

Missing evolutionary link discovered in Chicago. 

A knuckle dragging monkey to a 6'7'' sodomite.



~Brian

[Colorado700R]

I'm still here.

So if we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Inbreeding......see B-rad for example 

[Krandall]

Honest Abe would be 200



RIP 2000 - Charles Schulz, American comics author.

[Peelz]

Happy Darwin Day

Missing evolutionary link discovered in Chicago. 

A knuckle dragging monkey to a 6'7'' sodomite.



~Brian

Sorry, I meant de-evolution complete.

[Flynbyu]

Maybe this primate was near Chernobyl when it melted.



~Brian

[Peelz]

3 mile island. 

[Colorado700R]

I think E's folks took him on a vacation to pennsylvania around 1979...........

[Flynbyu]

Gotta go run some errands.

Later gang.

~Brian

[Peelz]

I think E's folks took him on a vacation to pennsylvania around 1979...........

Later Brian

[BRAD]

I'm still here.

So if we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Inbreeding......see B-rad for example 

Prick



Whats up guys?

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Feb 13 1917
Mata Hari is arrested for spying.

Feb 13 1945

An estimated 135,000 people, mostly women and children, die in the firebombing of the 13th-century city of Dresden, a revenge bombing that had no real military justification.

Feb 13 1953

Transsexual Christine (formerly George) Jorgenson arrives in New York with much fanfare. She had had sex change operations performed in Denmark by Dr. Christian Hamburger, becoming the first successful surgical transgender. Upon return, she becomes a cabaret actress.

Feb 13 1959

The first Barbie Doll is introduced by Mattel in California.

Feb 13 1985

Japan's New Amusement Business Control and Improvement Act comes into effect. The law brings an end to Japan's innovative sex businesses (i.e., glory holes, strip bars, and public bondage), while protecting the traditional brothel industry. That's an improvement?

Feb 13 1990

Male prostitute Kevin Lee Kite accuses Rev. Bruce Ritter, founder of Covenant House (a place for wayward boys) and a respected member of the Meese commission on Pornography, of paying for homosexual sex. An internal investigation by Covenant House reveals a pattern of sexual misconduct with underage boys going back 20 years, and revealed a relationship with a 15 year old boy going back 14 months. Superiors at the Franciscan Order had been aware of Ritter's behavior patterns for some years, but did nothing.

Birthdays today...
1457 - Mary of Burgundy, daughter of Charles the Bold and wife of Maximilian I, Holy Roman Emperor (d. 1482)
1480 - Girolamo Aleandro, Italian Catholic cardinal (d. 1542)
1599 - Pope Alexander VII (d. 1667)
1672 - Étienne François Geoffroy, French chemist (d. 1731)
1683 - Giovanni Battista Piazzetta, Italian painter (d. 1754)
1721 - John Reid, British army general and composer (d. 1807)
1728 - John Hunter, Scottish surgeon (d. 1793)
1743 - Joseph Banks, English botanist and naturalist (d. 1820)
1754 - Charles Maurice de Talleyrand, French politician (d. 1838)
1766 - Thomas Robert Malthus, English demographer and political economist (d. 1834)
1768 - Édouard Adolphe Casimir Joseph Mortier, French marshal (d. 1835)
1769 - Ivan Krylov, Russian fabulist (d. 1844)
1805 - Peter Gustav Dirichlet, German mathematician (d. 1859)
1811 - François Achille Bazaine, French marshal (d. 1888)
1835 - Mirza Ghulam Ahmad, Founder of the Ahmadiyya Muslim Community (d. 1908)
1855 - Paul Deschanel, French President (d. 1922)
1870 - Leopold Godowsky, Polish-American pianist, composer (d. 1938)
1873 - Feodor Chaliapin, Russian bass (d. 1938)
1876 - Fritz Buelow, German-born American baseball player (d. 1933)
1879 - Sarojini Naidu, Indian freedom fighter (d. 1949)
1881 - Eleanor Farjeon, English author (d. 1965)
1884 - Alfred Carlton Gilbert, American athlete, inventor, and businessman (d. 1961)
1885 - Bess Truman, First Lady of the United States, wife of President Harry S. Truman (d. 1982)
1889 - Leontine Sagan, Austrian actress and theatre director (d. 1974)
1891 - Kate Roberts, Welsh nationalist and writer (d. 1985)
1891 - Grant Wood, American painter (d. 1942)
1900 - Roy Harrod, English economist (d. 1978)
1903 - Georges Simenon, Belgian writer (d. 1989)
1906 - Agostinho da Silva, Portuguese philosopher (d. 1994)
1907 - Katy de la Cruz, Filipino singer (d. 2004)
1910 - William Shockley, British-American physicist and eugenicist, Nobel Laureate (d. 1989)
1911 - Faiz Ahmed Faiz, Pakistani Urdu poet, Lenin Peace Prize winner (d. 1984)
1915 - Aung San, Burmese general and politician (d. 1947)
1915 - Lyle Bettger, American actor (d. 2003)
1918 - Patty Berg, American golfer (d. 2006)
1919 - Tennessee Ernie Ford, American musician (d. 1991)
1919 - Eddie Robinson, American football coach (d. 2007)
1920 - Boudleaux Bryant, American songwriter (d. 1987)
1920 - Eileen Farrell, American opera soprano (d. 2002)
1922 - Francis Pym, British Foreign Secretary 1982-83 (d. 2008)
1922 - Gordon Tullock, American economist
1923 - Michael Anthony Bilandic, American politician (d. 2002)
1923 - Yfrah Neaman, Lebanese violinist (d. 2003)
1923 - Chuck Yeager, American fighter and test pilot
1924 - Jean-Jacques Servan-Schreiber, French journalist (d. 2006)
1928 - Dorothy McGuire, American singer (The McGuire Sisters)
1929 - Omar Torrijos, Panamanian ruler (d. 1981)
1930 - Ernst Fuchs, Austrian artist
1932 - Susan Oliver, American actress (d. 1990)
1933 - Paul Biya, Cameroon politician
1933 - Costa Gavras, Greek-French filmmaker
1933 - Kim Novak, American actress
1933 - Caroline Blakiston, British actress
1934 - George Segal, American actor
1935 - Dr. Don Panoz, American entrepreneur and motorsports impresario (ALMS)
1937 - Ali El-Maak, Sudanese writer (d. 1992)
1938 - Oliver Reed, English actor (d. 1999)
1939 - Beate Klarsfeld, German Nazi hunter
1941 - Andrea Conte, First Lady of Tennessee
1941 - Sigmar Polke, German painter
1942 - Carol Lynley, American actress
1942 - Peter Tork, American musician and actor (The Monkees)
1942 - Donald E. Williams, NASA astronaut
1943 - Geoff Edwards, American game show host
1944 - Rebop Kwaku Baah, Nigerian percussionist (d. 1983)
1944 - Stockard Channing, American actress
1944 - Jerry Springer, American television host
1944 - Bo Svenson, Swedish-born actor
1944 - Oduvil Unnikrishnan, Indian actor (d. 2006)
1945 - King Floyd, American musician (d. 2006)
1945 - David Tremlett, English Artist
1946 - Louis Kondos, Greek actor
1946 - Colin Matthews, British composer
1947 - Mike Krzyzewski, American basketball player and coach
1950 - Peter Gabriel, English musician (Genesis), composer and humanitarian
1951 - Greg Fulginiti, American mastering engineer
1951 - David Naughton, American actor and singer
1952 - Freddy Maertens, Belgian cyclist
1953 - Rico J. Puno, Filipino pop singer
1954 - Donnie Moore, American baseball player (d. 1989)
1955 - Joe Birkett, American lawyer
1956 - Peter Hook, English bassist (Joy Division and New Order)
1956 - Yiannis Kouros, Greek-Australian runner
1956 - Princess Alia bint Al Hussein, Jordanian Royal Family member
1956 - Liam Brady, Irish footballer
1957 - Denise Austin, American fitness expert
1958 - Pernilla August, Swedish actress
1958 - Marc Emery, Canadian cannabis activist
1958 - Derek Riggs, British artist
1958 - Tip Tipping, British actor and stuntman (d. 1993)
1959 - Gaston Gingras, National Hockey League defenceman
1959 - Gord Hampson, Canadian ice hockey player
1960 - Pierluigi Collina, Italian football referee
1960 - Gary Patterson, American football coach
1960 - Matt Salinger, American actor
1960 - Artur Yusupov, Russian-German chess player
1961 - Henry Rollins, American musician
1961 - Marc Crawford, Canadian ice hockey player and coach
1962 - Aníbal Acevedo Vilá, American politician
1964 - Stephen G. Bowen, NASA astronaut
1964 - Mark Patton, American actor
1964 - Ylva Johansson, Swedish politician
1966 - Jeff Waters, Canadian musician (Annihilator)
1967 - Stanimir Stoilov, Bulgarian footballer and coach
1968 - Kelly Hu, American actress
1969 - Ahlam, Bahraini singer
1970 - Karoline Krüger, Norwegian singer
1971 - Sonia, British singer
1971 - Mats Sundin, Swedish ice hockey player
1971 - Todd Williams, American baseball player
1972 - Charlie Garner, American football player
1974 - Gus Hansen, Danish professional poker player
1974 - Robbie Williams, English singer
1974 - Jeff Duran, American radio personality
1975 - Iván González, Puerto Rican writer and musician
1975 - Tony Dalton, Mexican (American born) actor and screenwriter
1976 - Martin Sastre, Uruguayan artist
1976 - Feist, Canadian singer and songwriter
1976 - Dave Padden, Canadian musician (Annihilator)
1977 - Randy Moss, American football player
1977 - Ben Collins, British racing driver
1978 - Mini Anden, Swedish model and actress
1978 - Hamish Glencross, Scottish guitarist My Dying Bride
1979 - Rafael Márquez, Mexican footballer
1979 - Mena Suvari, American actress
1980 - Sebastian Kehl, German footballer
1980 - Mark Watson, British comedian
1981 - Luisão, Brazilian footballer
1981 - Liam Miller, Irish footballer
1981 - Luke Ridnour, American basketball player
1982 - Lanisha Cole, American model
1982 - Michael Turner, American football player
1983 - Mike Nickeas, American baseball player
1985 - Kwak Ji-min, South Korean actress
1985 - Alexandros Tziolis, Greek footballer
1985 - David Padgett, American basketball player
1986 - Luke Moore, English footballer
1986 - Jamie Murray, Scottish tennis player
1988 - Aston Merrygold, British Singer
1989 - Carly McKillip, Canadian actress
1989 - Rhys Palmer, Australian footballer
1989 - Rodrigo Possebon, Brazilian Footballer
1990 - Olivia Allison, British synchronized swimmer

Famous deaths...
858 - Kenneth I of Scotland
1130 - Pope Honorius II
1141 - Béla II of Hungary (b. 1110)
1219 - Minamoto no Sanetomo, Japanese shogun (b. 1192)
1332 - Andronikos II Palaiologos, Byzantine Emperor (b. 1259)
1539 - Isabella d'Este, Marquise of Mantua (b. 1474)
1542 - Catherine Howard, fifth wife of Henry VIII of England (executed) (b. 1525)
1571 - Benvenuto Cellini, Italian artist (b. 1500)
1585 - Alfonso Salmeron, Spanish Jesuit biblical scholar (b. 1515)
1592 - Jacopo Bassano, Italian painter
1600 - Gian Paolo Lomazzo, Italian painter (b. 1538)
1602 - Alexander Nowell, English clergyman
1608 - Konstanty Wasyl Ostrogski, Lithuanian prince (b. 1526)
1624 - Stephen Gosson, English satirist (b. 1554)
1657 - Miles Sindercombe, attempted assassin of Oliver Cromwell
1660 - King Charles X of Sweden (b. 1622)
1662 - Elizabeth Stuart (b. 1596)
1727 - William Wotton, English scholar (b. 1666)
1728 - Cotton Mather, American Puritan minister (b. 1663)
1732 - Charles-René d'Hozier, French historian (b. 1640)
1787 - Ruđer Bošković, Croatian scientist and diplomat (b. 1711)
1787 - Charles Gravier, comte de Vergennes, French statesman and diplomat (b. 1717)
1813 - Samuel Ashe, Governor of North Carolina (b. 1725)
1818 - George Rogers Clark, American military leader (b. 1752)
1826 - Petr Alekseevich Pahlen, Russian general (b. 1745)
1837 - Mariano José de Larra, Spanish journalist and writer (b. 1809)
1845 - Henrik Steffens, Norwegian-German philosopher (b. 1773)
1883 - Richard Wagner, German composer (b. 1813)
1888 - Jean Baptiste Lamy, 1st Archbishop of Santa Fe (b. 1814)
1889 - João Maurício Wanderley, Brazilian magistrate and politician (b. 1885)
1905 - Konstantin Savitsky, Russian painter (b. 1844)
1906 - Albert Gottschalk, Danish painter (b. 1866)
1942 - Epitácio Pessoa, Brazilian president (b. 1865)
1950 - Rafael Sabatini, Italian author (b. 1875)
1951 - Lloyd C. Douglas, American author (b. 1877)
1952 - Josephine Tey, English author (b. 1896)
1956 - Jan Łukasiewicz, Polish mathematician (b. 1878)
1958 - Georges Rouault, French painter (b. 1871)
1958 - Dame Christabel Pankhurst, English suffragette (b. 1880)
1964 - Werner Heyde, German psyhiatrist (b. 1902)
1968 - Mae Marsh, American actress (b. 1895)
1974 - Ustad Amir Khan, Indian classical singer (b. 1912)
1975 - André Beaufre, French General (b. 1902)
1976 - Murtala Mohammed, Nigerian military leader (b. 1938)
1976 - Lily Pons, French-born soprano (b. 1904)
1980 - David Janssen, American actor (b. 1931)
1984 - Andre Stander, South African police captain and bank robber (b. 1946)
1989 - Wayne Hays, American politician (b. 1911)
1991 - Arno Breker, German sculptor (b. 1900)
1992 - Nikolay Bogolyubov, Russian mathematician (b. 1909)
1996 - Martin Balsam, American actor (b. 1919)
1997 - Robert Klark Graham, American businessman and eugenecist (b. 1906)
1997 - Mark Krasnosel'skii, Russian-Ukrainian mathematician (b. 1920
2000 - James Cooke Brown, American author and inventor (b. 1921)
2002 - Waylon Jennings, American musician (b. 1937)
2003 - Kid Gavilan, Cuban boxer (b. 1926)
2003 - Axel Jensen, Norwegian author (b. 1932)
2003 - Walt Rostow, U.S. government official (b. 1916)
2004 - Zelimkhan Yandarbiyev, Chechen leader (b. 1952)
2005 - Nelson Briles, baseball player (b. 1943)
2005 - Lúcia Santos, Carmelite nun and Fatima visionary (b. 1907)
2005 - Maurice Trintignant, French race car driver (b. 1917)
2005 - Dick Weber, American professional bowler (b. 1929)
2005 - Emilios T. Harlaftis, Greek astrophysicist (b. 1965)
2006 - Andreas Katsulas, Greek-American actor (b. 1946)
2006 - Peter Frederick Strawson, British philosopher (b. 1919)
2007 - Elizabeth Jolley, Australian writer (b. 1923)
2007 - Charlie Norwood, American politician (b. 1941)
2007 - Johanna Sällström, Swedish actress (b. 1974)
2007 - Richard Gordon Wakeford, Air Marshal, Royal Air Force (b. 1922)
2008 - Roger Voisin, Trumpet player, Boston Symphony (b. 1918)

Holidays and observances...
Ancient Rome - First day of Lupercalia

Have a great Friday.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Feb 13 1953

Transsexual Christine (formerly George) Jorgenson arrives in New York with much fanfare. She had had sex change operations performed in Denmark by Dr. Christian Hamburger, becoming the first successful surgical transgender. Upon return, she becomes a cabaret actress.


Paving the way for our very own Flynbyu.    Morning Brian!.


Happy Friday

[Flynbyu]

Good morning.

I'm FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS!



~Brian

[Krandall]

Feb 13 1985

Japan's New Amusement Business Control and Improvement Act comes into effect. The law brings an end to Japan's innovative sex businesses (i.e., glory holes, strip bars, and public bondage), while protecting the traditional brothel industry. That's an improvement?


And yet again. Japan comes through for the world.


Thanks for F*ckin up the glory holes!

[Peelz]

L-O-L Krandall!

NO doubt!   :grin_nod: