Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume III

[exentix]

lol your welcome... my night was ruined when my brother ratted me out to my dad, now i cant go to beaver springs! im gonna kill him 

[RR34]

im turning in guys. got to wake up early, goin with my brother to the range to shoot his new .45 with him.

[exentix]

yea im thinking im outta here too, ive had a rough week and i need to get some sleep...

[webb429]

yea im thinking im outta here too, ive had a rough week and i need to get some sheep ...

[kyledvor61]

Sup Ho's?

[kyledvor61]

lol... i dont jump mine more than 10 ft. it scares the crap outta me when i get up there too high.

lol juster wouldnt even click on it on his hd laptop, it would look even better and more disgusting on there

meow

[Jester2893]

I don't trust you guys. So I didn't click. I am trying to be careful with this laptop, and that means cut down on the porn too. 

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

May 24 1610

Buggery is criminalized for the first time in North America, when the Virginia colony declares that "[n]o man shal commit the horrible, and detestable sinnes of Sodomie upon pain of death."

May 24 1856

A small gang led by abolitionist John Brown murders five pro-slavery homesteaders in Franklin County, Kansas, hacking them to pieces with swords. The event comes to be known as the Pottawatomie Massacre.

May 24 1920

Senile French President Paul Deschanel falls off a train bound for Montbrison, and is later discovered wandering along the track in his pajamas.

May 24 1964

All hell breaks loose in the closing minutes of a match between Peru and Argentina, after a referee disallows a goal. 318 people are killed and 500 injured in Lima, Peru, making it the worst soccer riot in history.

Birthdays today...
15BC - Julius Caesar Germanicus, Roman commander (d. 19)
1494 - Pontormo, Italian painter (d. 1557)
1522 - John Jewel, English bishop (d. 1571)
1544 - William Gilbert, English natural philosopher (d. 1603)
1616 - John Maitland, Duke of Lauderdale (d. 1682)
1671 - Gian Gastone de' Medici, Grand Duke of Tuscany (d. 1737)
1686 - Gabriel Fahrenheit, inventor and thermometer maker (d. 1736)
1689 - Daniel Finch, 8th Earl of Winchilsea, English politician (d. 1769)
1743 - Jean-Paul Marat, French revolutionary (d. 1793)
1794 - William Whewell, English scientist and philosopher (d. 1866)
1803 - Alexander von Nordmann, Finnish zoologist (d. 1866)
1810 - Charles Clark, Governor of Mississippi (d. 1877)
1810 - Abraham Geiger, German rabbi and scholar (d. 1874)
1816 - Emanuel Leutze, German-born painter (d. 1868)
1819 - Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom (d. 1901)
1830 - Alexei Savrasov, Russian painter (d. 1897)
1836 - Joseph Rowntree, British social reformer (d. 1925)
1854 - John Riley Banister, American law officer and cowboy (d. 1918)
1855 - Arthur Wing Pinero, English playwright (d. 1934)
1863 - George Grey Barnard, American sculptor (d. 1938)
1868 - Charles E. Taylor, First aircraft maintenance professional (d. 1956)
1870 - Benjamin Cardozo, American jurist (d. 1938)
1870 - Jan Christiaan Smuts, Prime Minister of South Africa (d. 1950)
1878 - Lillian Moller Gilbreth, American engineer (d. 1972)
1879 - H. B. Reese, American inventor of Reese's and founder (d. 1956)
1885 - Susan Sutherland Isaacs, English educational psychologist (d. 1948).
1886 - Paul Paray, French conductor and composer (d. 1979)
1887 - Edward "Mick" Mannock, Irish WWI flying ace (d. 1918)
1891 - William F. Albright, American archeologist and Biblical scholar (d. 1971)
1895 - Samuel Irving Newhouse, American publisher (d. 1979)
1899 - Suzanne Lenglen, French tennis player (d. 1938)
1899 - Henri Michaux, French poet (d. 1984)
1900 - Lionel Conacher, Canadian athlete and politician (d. 1954)
1900 - Eduardo De Filippo, Italian actor and screenwriter (d. 1984)
1901 - José Nasazzi, Uruguayan footballer (d. 1968)
1905 - Michail Aleksandrovich Sholokhov, Russian writer, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1984)
1909 - Wilbur Mills, American politician (d. 1992)
1911 - Barbara West, English survivor of the Titanic sinking (d. 2007)
1914 - Lilli Palmer, German-born actress (d. 1986)
1914 - Giuseppe Valdengo, Italian baritone (d. 2007)
1916 - Roden Cutler, Australian diplomat (d. 2002)
1923 - Siobhán McKenna, Irish actress (d. 1986)
1925 - Mai Zetterling, Swedish-born entertainer (d. 1994)
1926 - Stanley Baxter, Scottish actor
1928 - William Trevor, Irish writer
1930 - Hans-Martin Linde, German conductor
1931 - Michael Lonsdale, French actor
1932 - Arnold Wesker, English dramatist
1934 - Jane Byrne, American politician
1934 - Barry Rose, English choir-trainer and organist
1935 - Joan Micklin Silver, American director
1936 - Harold Budd, American musician
1938 - Tommy Chong, Canadian-born actor and comedian
1938 - David Viscott, American psychiatrist (d. 1996)
1940 - Joseph Brodsky, Russian-born poet, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1996)
1941 - Bob Dylan, American singer and songwriter
1941 - George Lakoff, American linguist and political activist
1943 - Gary Burghoff, American actor
1944 - Patti LaBelle, American singer
1945 - Priscilla Presley, American actress
1946 - Irena Kirszenstein-Szewinska, Russian-born Polish athlete
1947 - Martin Winterkorn, German automotive executive
1949 - Jim Broadbent, English actor
1950 - Larry Seidlin, American judge
1953 - Alfred Molina, London-born Spanish-Italian actor
1955 - Rosanne Cash, American singer
1956 - Michael Jackson, Northern Irish clergyman
1959 - Pelle Lindbergh, Swedish hockey player (d. 1985)
1960 - Kristin Scott Thomas, English actress
1960 - Guy Fletcher, British keyboardist (Dire Straits)
1962 - Gene Anthony Ray, American actor (d. 2003)
1962 - Mo Willems, American author and screenwriter
1963 - Ivan Capelli, Italian racing driver
1963 - Michael Chabon, American author
1963 - Joe Dumars, American basketball player
1963 - Kathy Leander, Swiss singer
1963 - Rich Rodriguez, American football coach
1964 - Adrian Moorhouse, British swimmer
1964 - Pat Verbeek, Canadian ice hockey player
1965 - John C. Reilly, American actor
1965 - Shinichiro Watanabe, Japanese anime director
1966 - Eric Cantona, French footballer
1966 - Ricky Craven, American NASCAR driver
1967 - Carlos Hernández, Venezuelan baseball player
1967 - Steve McDonald, American bassist (Redd Kross)
1969 - Rich Robinson, American musician (Black Crowes)
1970 - Tommy Page, American singer
1971 - Kris Draper, Canadian ice hockey player (Detroit Red Wings)
1972 - Greg Berlanti, American television writer and producer
1973 - Bartolo Colón, Dominican Major League Baseball player
1973 - Dermot O'Leary, English television presenter
1973 - Ruslana, Ukrainian singer
1974 - Will Sasso, Canadian actor and comedian
1975 - Marc Gagnon, Canadian short track speed skater
1975 - Maria Lawson, British Singer
1975 - Yannis Goumas, Greek footballer
1976 - Alessandro Cortini, Italian musician
1976 - Catherine Cox, Australian netballer
1977 - Kym Valentine. Australian actress
1978 - Brian Ching, American soccer player
1978 - Bryan Greenberg, American actor
1978 - Brad Penny, American baseball player
1978 - Johan Holmqvist, Swedish hockey player
1979 - Tracy McGrady, American basketball player
1979 - Frank Mir, American UFC fighter
1980 - Cecilia Cheung, Hong Kong actress and singer
1981 - Marketa Janska, Czech model and Playboy Playmate
1982 - Issah Ahmed, Ghana football player
1982 - DaMarcus Beasley, American soccer player
1984 - Sarah Hagan, American actress
1984 - Brodney Pool, American football player
1985 - Tim Bridgman, British racing driver
1986 - Jordan Metcalfe, English actor
1987 - Dominika Kasprzycka, Polish singer
1987 - Guillaume Latendresse, French-Canadian hockey player
1988 - Billy Gilman, American singer
1989 - Tara Correa-McMullen, American actress (d. 2005)
1990 - Luke Temple, American Concert pianist
1991 - Erika Umeda, Japanese singer
1992 - Travis T. Flory, American Actor
1995 - Prince Joseph Wenzel of Liechtenstein

Famous deaths...
1153 - King David I of Scotland (b. 1084)
1351 - Abu al-Hasan 'Ali, Sultan of Morocco (b. circa 1297)
1408 - Taejo of Joseon, ruler of Korea (b. 1335)
1425 - Murdoch Stewart, 2nd Duke of Albany, Scottish politician (b. 1362)
1456 - Ambroise de Loré, French military commander (b. 1396)
1543 - Nicolaus Copernicus, Polish astronomer (b. 1473)
1612 - Robert Cecil, 1st Earl of Salisbury, English statesman (b. 1563)
1627 - Luis de Góngora, Spanish poet (b. 1561)
1725 - Jonathan Wild, English criminal (b. 1682)
1734 - Georg Ernst Stahl, German physician and chemist (b. 1660)
1749 - Graf Valentin Potocki, Polish nobleman
1792 - George Brydges Rodney, 1st Baron Rodney, British naval officer (b. 1718)
1806 - John Campbell, 5th Duke of Argyll, British field marshal (b. 1723)
1843 - Sylvestre François Lacroix, French mathematician (b. 1765)
1861 - Elmer E. Ellsworth, American Civil War officer (b. 1837)
1872 - Julius Schnorr von Carolsfeld, German painter (b. 1794)
1879 - William Lloyd Garrison, American abolitionist and publisher (b. 1805)
1881 - Samuel Palmer, English artist (b. 1805)
1883 - Abdel Kadir, Algerian leader (b. 1808)
1919 - Amado Nervo, Mexican poet (b. 1870)
1941 - Lancelot Holland, British admiral, died in sinking of the HMS Hood (51) (b. 1887)
1945 - Robert Ritter von Greim, German field marshal (b. 1892)
1947 - C. F. Ramuz, Swiss writer (b. 1878)
1948 - Jacques Feyder, Belgian director and screenwriter (b. 1885)
1949 - Aleksey Shchusev, Russian architect (b. 1873)
1950 - Archibald Wavell, British general (b. 1883)
1959 - John Foster Dulles, United States Secretary of State (b. 1888)
1963 - Elmore James, American musician (b. 1918)
1969 - Willy Ley, German-born rocket scientist (b. 1906)
1974 - Duke Ellington, American composer and musician (b. 1899)
1984 - Vincent J. McMahon, American pro wrestling promoter (b. 1914)
1991 - Gene Clark, American singer and songwriter (The Byrds) (b. 1944)
1991 - Miriam di San Servolo, Italian actress (b. 1912)
1992 - Hitoshi Ogawa, Japanese racing driver (b. 1956)
1995 - Harold Wilson, British politician (b. 1916)
1997 - Edward Mulhare, Irish actor (b. 1923)
1999 - Owen Hart, Professional Wrestler (b.1965)
2000 - Kurt Schork, American reporter (b. 1947)
2002 - Wallace Markfield, American writer (b. 1926)
2003 - Rachel Kempson, English actress (b. 1910)
2004 - Henry Ries, American photographer (b. 1917)
2004 - Milton Shulman, Canadian author and critic (b. 1913)
2004 - Edward Wagenknecht, American literary critic (b. 1900)
2005 - Carl Amery, German writer (b. 1922)
2005 - Arthur Haulot, Belgian journalist (b. 1913)
2005 - Vivian Liberto, first wife of Johnny Cash (b. 1934)
2006 - Henry Bumstead, American art director (b. 1915)
2006 - Michał Życzkowski, Polish technician (b. 1930)
2007 - Bill Johnston, Australian cricket player (b. 1922)

Holidays and observances...
Canada: Victoria Day, on this date if it falls on a Monday or the Monday before it. In Quebec, it is known as National Patriotes Day (Journée nationale des patriotes).
Saints Cyril and Methodius Day in Eastern Orthodox tradition. In addition, the following secular observances are recognized, in the association with the works of Cyril and Methodius Day
Republic of Macedonia: Saints Cyril and Methodius, Slavonic Enlighteners' Day
Russia: Slavonic Literature and Culture Day
Bulgaria: Slavonic Literature and Culture Day
Bermuda: Bermuda Day.
Eritrea: National Day.
Aldersgate Day (Methodism).
Saint Sarah is celebrated in Camargue, France by the Roma people (or Gypsies).

Have a great Saturday.

~Brian

[RR34]

good meowning

[exentix]

what'd you say, meow? lol

[Colorado700R]

Went to see Iron Man Last night.  Pretty badass!! 


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Never FERK with a weapons designer!!  :grin_nod:

[Flynbyu]

Do I look like a cat boy?

Do I look like I jump from tree to tree all nimbly bimbly?



~Brian

[Colorado700R]

Do I look like a cat boy?

Do I look like I jump from tree to tree all nimbly bimbly?



~Brian

Still scared of buddha's link huh?  I validated your fears, bad juju, scott's warped 

[LittleBuddha]

Do I look like a cat boy?

Do I look like I jump from tree to tree all nimbly bimbly?



~Brian

Still scared of buddha's link huh?  I validated your fears, bad juju, scott's warped 

PTSD in the house

[Colorado700R]

Do I look like a cat boy?

Do I look like I jump from tree to tree all nimbly bimbly?



~Brian

Still scared of buddha's link huh?  I validated your fears, bad juju, scott's warped 

PTSD in the house

I was already here. you're just a plus up