Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume III

[LittleBuddha]

I'm afraid I would have had to tell her to move the ladder since it's bothering her.

Deceased woodpecker? A guy I work with got caught shooting one for tearing his house up by a game warden driving by. Turns up it was a rare woodpecker, and he got FINED $500, and had his weapon ceased for shooting a migratory animal. WTF?

~Brian

Yeah, I didn't say how it died.  /whistling  

I accidently shot our state bird, the cactus wren, when I was dove hunting when I was a teenager.  Oops.

[LittleBuddha]

ADD...I don't know anyone who has....Hey did you guys see we landed on Mars today?



~Brian

I could totally go for a Mars bar.  Those are the shizz.  What?   

[Krandall]

ADD...I don't know anyone who has....Hey did you guys see we landed on Mars today?



~Brian

I could totally go for a Mars bar.  Those are the shizz.  What?   

What's a mars bar?

I know theres the candy company mars.

[Flynbyu]

ADD...I don't know anyone who has....Hey did you guys see we landed on Mars today?



~Brian

I could totally go for a Mars bar.  Those are the shizz.  What?   

Mars bars kick ass.....The icream bars are even.....Andie Valentino......HUGE Roast beef curtains. Search.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

ADD...I don't know anyone who has....Hey did you guys see we landed on Mars today?



~Brian

I could totally go for a Mars bar.  Those are the shizz.  What?   

Mars bars kick ass.....The icream bars are even.....Andie Valentino......HUGE Roast beef curtains. Search.

~Brian

I like 'em deep fried.  Mmmm roast beef.  I think I'll have that for...  Did I tell you I got violated at the doctors office yesterday?   

[LittleBuddha]

One steak better just brought Pastor tacos for lunch.  Again.   

[Flynbyu]

ADD...I don't know anyone who has....Hey did you guys see we landed on Mars today?



~Brian

I could totally go for a Mars bar.  Those are the shizz.  What?   

Mars bars kick ass.....The icream bars are even.....Andie Valentino......HUGE Roast beef curtains. Search.

~Brian

I like 'em deep fried.  Mmmm roast beef.  I think I'll have that for...  Did I tell you I got violated at the doctors office yesterday?   

The ol' prostate check?

One steak better tacos, eh? Muy Bueno?

~Brian

[kyledvor61]

Whats up Ho's?

TGIF!!!!! Racin at a big ass track tommorrow and cant wait. :grin_nod: :grin_nod:

[RR34]

Whats up Ho's?

TGIF!!!!! Racin at a big ass track tommorrow and cant wait. :grin_nod: :grin_nod:

dragster?

[LittleBuddha]

ADD...I don't know anyone who has....Hey did you guys see we landed on Mars today?



~Brian

I could totally go for a Mars bar.  Those are the shizz.  What?   

Mars bars kick ass.....The icream bars are even.....Andie Valentino......HUGE Roast beef curtains. Search.

~Brian

I like 'em deep fried.  Mmmm roast beef.  I think I'll have that for...  Did I tell you I got violated at the doctors office yesterday?   

The ol' prostate check?

One steak better tacos, eh? Muy Bueno?

~Brian

Yeah.  And he was a doctor in the Air Force.  Karma just stuck it's finger up my ass.  

Yeah.  I gotta feeling I'm going to regret it.  He always brings peppers and I always eat 'em.  

[kyledvor61]

Whats up Ho's?

TGIF!!!!! Racin at a big ass track tommorrow and cant wait. :grin_nod: :grin_nod:

dragster?

oh yea :grin_nod: :grin_nod:

[Flynbyu]

Peppers = Make the poop slick.

~Brian

[RR34]

Whats up Ho's?

TGIF!!!!! Racin at a big ass track tommorrow and cant wait. :grin_nod: :grin_nod:

dragster?

oh yea :grin_nod: :grin_nod:

fun

[LittleBuddha]

Peppers = Make the poop slick.

~Brian

Probably gonna be like a 12 guage with an open choke.  Splatty.   

[Flynbyu]

Peppers = Make the poop slick.

~Brian

Probably gonna be like a 12 guage with an open choke.  Splatty.   

Nice.

Reminds me of the idiot that shit all over the wall here earlier in the week.

I swear this kid must eat nothing but carrots.

~Brian