William Wallace wore a skirt.
~Brian
I think I look damn good in one, thank you very much!
Scots only wear skirts because sheep can hear zippers from 100 yards away.
~Brian
So does Scott.
So the Queen was in Scotland inspecting the guard. She would reach her hand up their kilt to see if they were wearing underwear. Well, she got to one gent who was not wearing any drawers and when she reached up there she recoiled in horror and shreiked, "gruesome!". And he replied in a thick Scottish accent, "well reach your hand up there and it will grew some more!"