Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume I

[UncleBeaner]

the stickie machine down for the night? lol

[Colorado700R]

the stickie machine down for the night? lol

It's kinda all sore, chaffed and red 

[UncleBeaner]

not your penis, the button. cant whore without anyone to talk too

[Colorado700R]

we've all been usefull today, I feel dirty  :'(

[UncleBeaner]

i know im not tired cannot sleep. dont feel like transfering any more info right now

[UncleBeaner]

you bastard whoring were i cannot see. its on

[UncleBeaner]

im out for now

[Colorado700R]

Later bro 

[UncleBeaner]

p.s. i beat brian for once

[Colorado700R]

p.s. i beat brian for once

Don't blink!!!








Ever 

[socalrappy700]

I see it was a busy night.

[Flynbyu]

Looks like it.


Beaner posted a ton of useful stuff.



~Brian

[socalrappy700]

We need the daily facts over here from now on. 

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

May 9 1950

L. Ron Hubbard publishes the first edition of Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health. This follows on the heels of a feature article in the pulp sci-fi magazine Astounding Science Fiction. A book review in the The New Republic describes the work as "a bold and immodest mixture of complete nonsense and perfectly reasonable common sense, taken from long-acknowledged findings and disguised and distorted by a crazy, newly invented terminology." The subsequent movement goes on to become one of the scariest, most powerful pseudoreligious cults in modern history.

May 9 1978



The body of former Italian premier Aldo Moro is discovered in the back seat of a Renault. He had been kidnapped 54 days prior by the Red Brigades, who demanded the release of their incarcerated comrades. When Italian authorities refused to give in, Moro's captors killed him. Above is a photo of the hostage holding a newspaper announcing his own death.

May 9 1979

Northwestern University graduate student John Harris opens a cigar box left sitting on a table in the Technological Institute. The resulting blast only manages to inflict minor lacerations and burns. It is later determined to be the second explosive device fabricated by the Unabomber.

May 9 1980

35 people are killed in Tampa, Florida when the Liberian cargo ship Summit Venture smashes into a supporting pier of the Sunshine Skyway Bridge. Seven vehicles, including a Greyhound bus, topple into the water 150 feet below.

May 9 1983

The infallible Pope John Paul II retracts the Catholic Church's condemnation of astronomer Galileo Galilei, issued in 1633 by the infallible Pope Urban VIII. The Church had convicted the scientist of heresy, sentenced him to house arrest, and forced him to recant central scientific truths. In the end, this error only took 350 years to correct.

May 9 1995

The CDC in Atlanta identifies a new strain of filovirus in blood samples taken from 14 disease victims in Kikwit, Zaire. Designated "Ebola," this new pathogen proves to be so tremendously virulent that the government of Zaire is forced to place the entire city of Kinshasa under quarantine in order to contain the outbreak.

Birthdays today...
1147 - Minamoto no Yoritomo, Japanese shogun (d. 1199)
1741 - Giovanni Paisiello, Italian composer (d. 1816)
1800 - John Brown, American abolitionist (d. 1859)
1837 - Adam Opel, German engineer and industrialist (d. 1895)
1860 - J. M. Barrie, Scottish author (d. 1937)
1866 - Gopal Krishna Gokhale, Leader of Indian Independence Movement (d. 1915)
1873 - Anton Cermak, Mayor of Chicago (d. 1933)
1874 - Howard Carter, British archaeologist (d. 1939)
1882 - George Barker, American painter (d. 1965)
1882 - Henry J. Kaiser, American shipbuilder (d. 1967)
1883 - José Ortega y Gasset, Spanish philosopher (d. 1955)
1886 - Francis Biddle, United States Attorney General (d. 1968)
1887 - Sir Ernest de Silva, Sri Lankan Philanthropist (d. 1957)
1892 - Zita of Bourbon-Parma, Empress of Austria-Hungary (d. 1989)
1893 - William Moulton Marston, American psychologist, writer (co-creator, Wonder Woman) (d. 1947)
1895 - Richard Barthelmess, American actor (d. 1963)
1895 - Lucian Blaga, Romanian poet, playwright, and philosopher (d. 1961)
1888 - Rolf de Maré, Swedish art collector and museum director (d. 1964)
1907 - Baldur von Schirach, Nazi official (d. 1974)
1907 - Kathryn Kuhlman, famed evangelist (d. 1976)
1907 - Fred Warngård, Swedish athlete (d. 1950)
1908 - Mary Goldsmith, American ceramist (d. 2007)
1909 - Don Messer, Canadian country musician (d. 1973)
1912 - Pedro Armendáriz, Mexican actor (d. 1963)
1912 - Per Imerslund, "The aryan idol" (d. 1943)
1914 - Carlo Maria Giulini, Italian musician and conductor (d. 2005)
1914 - Hank Snow, American country music singer and songwriter (d. 1999)
1918 - Mike Wallace, American journalist
1918 - Orville L. Freeman, American politician (d. 2003)
1918 - Moisis Michail Bourlas, Greek member of the World War II resistance
1919 - Arthur English, English actor and comedian (d. 1995)
1920 - Richard Adams, English author
1920 - William Tenn, American author
1921 - Sophie Scholl, resistance fighter in Nazi Germany (d. 1943)
1921 - Mona Van Duyn, American poet (d. 2004)
1923 - Johnny Grant, American radio personality, television producer (d. 2008)
1924 - Bulat Okudzhava, Russian writer and musician (d. 1997)
1927 - Manfred Eigen, German biophysicist, recipient of the Nobel Prize in Chemistry
1928 - Ralph Goings, American painter
1928 - Pancho Gonzalez, American tennis player (d. 1995)
1928 - Barbara Ann Scott, Canadian figure skater
1930 - Joan Sims, British actress (d. 2001)
1931 - Vance Brand, American astronaut
1934 - Alan Bennett, British author
1935 - Nokie Edwards, American guitarist (The Ventures)
1936 - Albert Finney, British actor
1936 - Glenda Jackson, English actress and politician
1937 - José Rafael Moneo, Spanish architect
1937 - David Prater, American singer (Sam & Dave) (d. 1988)
1939 - Ralph Boston, American athlete
1939 - Pierre Desproges, French humorist (d. 1988)
1939 - Ion Ţiriac, Romanian tennis player and businessman
1940 - James L. Brooks, American film producer and writer
1942 - John Ashcroft, United States Attorney General
1942 - Tommy Roe, American singer and songwriter
1944 - Richie Furay, American musician (Poco and Buffalo Springfield)
1946 - Candice Bergen, American actress
1946 - Clint Holmes, English-born American singer and songwriter
1948 - Calvin Murphy, American basketball player
1949 - Billy Joel, American musician
1955 - Kevin Peter Hall, American actor (d. 1991)
1955 - Anne-Sofie von Otter, Swedish mezzo-soprano
1955 - Meles Zenawi, Prime Minister of Ethiopia
1960 - Tony Gwynn, American baseball player
1961 - John Corbett, American actor
1962 - David Gahan, English singer (Depeche Mode)
1962 - Paul Heaton, English singer/songwriter (Beautiful South)
1963 - Sanja Doležal, Croatian singer (Novi fosili)
1964 - Kevin Saunderson, American music producer and disc jockey
1965 - Ken Nomura, Japanese racing driver
1965 - Janu Tornell, American model and Survivor contestant
1965 - Steve Yzerman, Canadian ice hockey player
1968 - Marie-José Perec, French athlete
1969 - Amber, Dutch musician
1970 - Doug Christie, American basketball player
1970 - Ghostface Killah, American rapper (Wu-Tang Clan)
1971 - Paul McGuigan, English bassist (Oasis)
1972 - Megumi Odaka, Japanese actress and artist
1972 - Daniela Silivaş, Romanian gymnast
1973 - Chu Sang-mi, South Korean actress
1975 - Brian Deegan, Freestyle Motocross innovator.
1975 - Tamia, Canadian singer
1977 - Choi Jeong-yoon, South Korean actress
1977 - Maggie Dixon, Women's college basketball coach (d. 2006)
1977 - Iñigo Landaluze, Spanish cyclist
1977 - Dan Regan, American trombonist (Reel Big Fish)
1978 - Leandro Damián Cufré, Argentine footballer
1978 - Aaron Harang, baseball pitcher
1979 - Rosario Dawson, American actress
1979 - Pierre Bouvier, Canadian musician (Simple Plan)
1979 - Andrew W.K., American musician
1979 - Brandon Webb, American baseball player
1980 - Cho Hyeon Jae, South Korean actor
1980 - Grant Hackett, Australian swimmer
1980 - Angela Nikodinov, American figure skater
1980 - Tony Schmidt, German racing driver
1981 - Bill Murphy, American baseball player
1982 - Rachel Boston, American actress
1983 - Tyler Lumsden, American baseball player
1983 - Gilles Müller, Luxembourgian tennis player
1984 - Prince Fielder, American baseball player
1985 - Jake Long, American football player
1988 - Skye Regan, Canadian Actress and Writer
1988 - John Ryan Fitzpatrick, NASCAR Canadian Tire Series Driver
1996 - Mary Matilyn Mouser, American child actress

Famous deaths...
1315 - Hugh V, Duke of Burgundy (b. 1282)
1446 - Mary of Enghien, Queen of Naples (b. 1368)
1657 - William Bradford, Governor of Plymouth Colony (b. 1590)
1707 - Dieterich Buxtehude, German composer
1745 - Tomaso Antonio Vitali, Italian violinist and composer(b. 1663)
1747 - John Dalrymple, 2nd Earl of Stair, Scottish soldier and diplomat (b. 1673)
1760 - Nicolaus Ludwig Zinzendorf, German religious and social reformer (b. 1700)
1789 - Jean Baptiste Vaquette de Gribeauval, French artillery specialist (b. 1715)
1790 - William Clingan, American delegate to the Continental Congress
1791 - Francis Hopkinson, American signer of the Declaration of Independence (b. 1737)
1805 - Friedrich Schiller, German poet and historian (b. 1759)
1861 - Peter Ernst von Lasaulx, German philosopher and writer (b. 1805)
1889 - William S. Harney, U.S. general (b. 1800)
1914 - C.W. Post, American food manufacturer (b. 1854)
1915 - François Faber, Luxembourgish cyclist (b. 1887)
1918 - George Coşbuc, Romanian poet (b. 1866)
1931 - Albert Abraham Michelson, German-born physicist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1852)
1938 - Thomas B. Thrige, Danish industrialist (b. 1866)
1949 - Prince Louis II of Monaco (b. 1870)
1950 - Esteban Terradas i Illa, Catalan mathematician, scientist, and engineer (b. 1883)
1955 - Kate Booth, the oldest daughter of William and Catherine Booth (b. 1858)
1957 - Ezio Pinza, Italian bass (b. 1892)
1965 - Leopold Figl, Austrian politician (b. 1902)
1968 - Mercedes de Acosta, American poet, playwright, costume designer, and socialite (b. 1893)
1968 - Finlay Currie, British actor (b. 1878)
1968 - Marion Lorne, American actress (b. 1885)
1970 - Andrew Watson Myles, Canadian politician (b. 1884)
1970 - Walter Reuther, American labor leader (b. 1907)
1976 - Jens Bjørneboe, Norwegian author (b. 1920)
1976 - Ulrike Meinhof, German revolutionist (b. 1934)
1977 - James Jones, American writer (b. 1921)
1978 - Aldo Moro, Prime Minister of Italy (b. 1916)
1979 - Cyrus Eaton, Canadian-American businessman and industrialist (b. 1883)
1981 - Ralph Allen, English footballer (b. 1906)
1985 - Edmond O'Brien, American actor (b. 1915)
1986 - Tenzing Norgay, Nepalese sherpa (b. 1914)
1989 - Keith Whitley, American country music singer (b. 1955)
1990 - James Chadwick, English physicist
1993 - Jacques Dextraze, French Canadian military officer (b. 1919)
1994 - Elias Motsoaledi, South African freedom fighter (b. 1924)
1997 - Marco Ferreri, Italian film director (b. 1928)
1998 - Alice Faye, American actress (b. 1915)
2001 - James E. Myers, American songwriter (Rock Around the Clock) and producer (b. 1919)
2002 - Dan Devine, former NCAA and National Football League Head Coach
2003 - Russell B. Long, U.S. Senator from Louisiana (b. 1918)
2004 - Akhmad Kadyrov, Chechen president (b. 1951)
2004 - Alan King, American comedian (b. 1927)
2005 - Nasrat Parsa, Afghani singer (b. 1969)
2007 - Dwight Wilson, second-to-last Canadian WWI veteran (b. 1901)
2007 - Edith Rodriguez, hospital emergency room refused to treat (b. 1964)

Holidays and observances...
Armenia celebrates Victory Day to simultaneously mark the capture of Shusha in the Karabakh War and the victorious end of World War II.
European Union celebrates Europe day, commemorating the Schuman declaration.
Jersey, Guernsey – Liberation Day (commemorating the end of the German Occupation of the Channel Islands during World War II).
Romania - Independence Day.
Roman Empire – Feast of the Lemures (See Larvae).
Russia and some other parts of the former Soviet Union – Victory Day as the end of the "Great Patriotic War".
Beatus of Lungern
Beatus of Vendome
Saint Gerontius (d. 501)
Saint Pachomius (d. 346)
Saint Tudi
Saint George Preca (d. 1962)


Have a great Friday.

~Brian

[Krandall]

The CDC in Atlanta identifies a new strain of filovirus in blood samples taken from 14 disease victims in Kikwit, Zaire. Designated "Ebola," this new pathogen proves to be so tremendously virulent that the government of Zaire is forced to place the entire city of Kinshasa under quarantine in order to contain the outbreak.

I know the ebola virus is bad.. I'm sure its way bad..

But how cool does it sound to say you have the ebola virus?