Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume I

[LittleBuddha]

You should tape "A bitch" under that  :grin_nod:

I resisted the urge to drop a duece in it.  That woulda been super sweet.

[Colorado700R]

You should tape "A bitch" under that  :grin_nod:

I resisted the urge to drop a duece in it.  That woulda been super sweet.

Have Silverback help  :grin_nod:

[LittleBuddha]

She does take the cake as the worst mother in law.  Thats for sure.

And the thing that kills me is my wife keeps drinking the kool aid.  I don't know how many times she has to get kicked in the teeth.  And I'm the asshole because I take exception to her behavior.  Yeah, that makes sense.

[LittleBuddha]

You should tape "A bitch" under that  :grin_nod:

I resisted the urge to drop a duece in it.  That woulda been super sweet.

Have Silverback help  :grin_nod:

I don't think the shoe could contain that offering. 

[Colorado700R]

You should tape "A bitch" under that  :grin_nod:

I resisted the urge to drop a duece in it.  That woulda been super sweet.

Have Silverback help  :grin_nod:

I don't think the shoe could contain that offering. 

2 Mechanics, 1 Shoe? 

[socalrappy700]

She does take the cake as the worst mother in law.  Thats for sure.

And the thing that kills me is my wife keeps drinking the kool aid.  I don't know how many times she has to get kicked in the teeth.  And I'm the asshole because I take exception to her behavior.  Yeah, that makes sense.

I bet its hard for her to let her go.  This of the damage she's done to your wife.

[LittleBuddha]

You should tape "A bitch" under that  :grin_nod:

I resisted the urge to drop a duece in it.  That woulda been super sweet.

Have Silverback help  :grin_nod:

I don't think the shoe could contain that offering. 

2 Mechanics, 1 Shoe? 

I think I threw up a little.  Silverback regularly murders the toilet.  That is why I have my own.  

[socalrappy700]

You should tape "A bitch" under that  :grin_nod:

I resisted the urge to drop a duece in it.  That woulda been super sweet.

Have Silverback help  :grin_nod:

I don't think the shoe could contain that offering. 

2 Mechanics, 1 Shoe? 

I think I threw up a little.  Silverback regularly murders the toilet.  That is why I have my own.  

Don't forget naked too.

[LittleBuddha]

She does take the cake as the worst mother in law.  Thats for sure.

And the thing that kills me is my wife keeps drinking the kool aid.  I don't know how many times she has to get kicked in the teeth.  And I'm the asshole because I take exception to her behavior.  Yeah, that makes sense.

I bet its hard for her to let her go.  This of the damage she's done to your wife.

She will readily admit to that.  They're both in counseling now.  I've got over 300 hours of outpatient counseling and I worked as a counselor as well so I know what needs to be done.  Getting them to do it is entirely different.

[LittleBuddha]

You should tape "A bitch" under that  :grin_nod:

I resisted the urge to drop a duece in it.  That woulda been super sweet.

Have Silverback help  :grin_nod:

I don't think the shoe could contain that offering. 

2 Mechanics, 1 Shoe? 

I think I threw up a little.  Silverback regularly murders the toilet.  That is why I have my own.  

Don't forget naked too.

That was so awful.  Who shits completely naked?  And leaves the door unlocked.  What the hell.

[socalrappy700]

She does take the cake as the worst mother in law.  Thats for sure.

And the thing that kills me is my wife keeps drinking the kool aid.  I don't know how many times she has to get kicked in the teeth.  And I'm the asshole because I take exception to her behavior.  Yeah, that makes sense.

I bet its hard for her to let her go.  This of the damage she's done to your wife.

She will readily admit to that.  They're both in counseling now.  I've got over 300 hours of outpatient counseling and I worked as a counselor as well so I know what needs to be done.  Getting them to do it is entirely different.

I'm sure she'll just drink herself to death someday so that should fix the problem.  Just do the support thing with the wife.

[socalrappy700]

You should tape "A bitch" under that  :grin_nod:

I resisted the urge to drop a duece in it.  That woulda been super sweet.

Have Silverback help  :grin_nod:

I don't think the shoe could contain that offering. 

2 Mechanics, 1 Shoe? 

I think I threw up a little.  Silverback regularly murders the toilet.  That is why I have my own.  

Don't forget naked too.

That was so awful.  Who shits completely naked?  And leaves the door unlocked.  What the hell.

Someone looking for a little midget fun.

[LittleBuddha]

She does take the cake as the worst mother in law.  Thats for sure.

And the thing that kills me is my wife keeps drinking the kool aid.  I don't know how many times she has to get kicked in the teeth.  And I'm the asshole because I take exception to her behavior.  Yeah, that makes sense.

I bet its hard for her to let her go.  This of the damage she's done to your wife.

She will readily admit to that.  They're both in counseling now.  I've got over 300 hours of outpatient counseling and I worked as a counselor as well so I know what needs to be done.  Getting them to do it is entirely different.

I'm sure she'll just drink herself to death someday so that should fix the problem.  Just do the support thing with the wife.

I am patient...and bitter.    :grin_nod:

[Flynbyu]

Shit completely naked.



~Brian

[socalrappy700]

She does take the cake as the worst mother in law.  Thats for sure.

And the thing that kills me is my wife keeps drinking the kool aid.  I don't know how many times she has to get kicked in the teeth.  And I'm the asshole because I take exception to her behavior.  Yeah, that makes sense.

I bet its hard for her to let her go.  This of the damage she's done to your wife.

She will readily admit to that.  They're both in counseling now.  I've got over 300 hours of outpatient counseling and I worked as a counselor as well so I know what needs to be done.  Getting them to do it is entirely different.

I'm sure she'll just drink herself to death someday so that should fix the problem.  Just do the support thing with the wife.

I am patient...and bitter.    :grin_nod:

I'm sure her liver can't take much more.