Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume I

[LittleBuddha]

So... Is this a rocky marriage going down the tube? Or is this how you guys say "I love you" at night?

(I don't know the story behind you guys..)

Nah.  The urge to choke the life outta here is mostly gone.  Most of the time I love the hell outta her.  Her mom complicates things slightly.  Google "sociopath" and add untreated alcoholism with a touch of bi polar and you'll understand what I'm dealing with.  Plus, I can't afford a divorce (again) and I love my daughter too much to be away for more than a day.

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[LittleBuddha]

mornin.  Have fun last night?

Yeah.  The mother in law didn't show up for dinner thankfully.  We tore up some Thai food and it's already returned the favor twice this morning.  And in keeping with my father of the year title, the boy and I went to Best Buy to pick up Grand Theft Auto 4.  A thinly veiled "FERK you" to the wife.  She wasn't too happy.  Like I care.     

You two need a weekend away.  Get some good angry sex to patch things up.

A whole weekend? as in 48 hours?  What would they do for the 47hr, 59.5 minutes after scott was done? 

Fixed

  Hey, as long as you got yours!! 

Another thing I learned in the Gulf.  Snap 'em off in less than a minute.   

[socalrappy700]

So... Is this a rocky marriage going down the tube? Or is this how you guys say "I love you" at night?

(I don't know the story behind you guys..)

Nah.  The urge to choke the life outta here is mostly gone.  Most of the time I love the hell outta her.  Her mom complicates things slightly.  Google "sociopath" and add untreated alcoholism with a touch of bi polar and you'll understand what I'm dealing with.  Plus, I can't afford a divorce (again) and I love my daughter too much to be away for more than a day.

Plus she's the hottest thing you'll ever get.

[Colorado700R]

mornin.  Have fun last night?

Yeah.  The mother in law didn't show up for dinner thankfully.  We tore up some Thai food and it's already returned the favor twice this morning.  And in keeping with my father of the year title, the boy and I went to Best Buy to pick up Grand Theft Auto 4.  A thinly veiled "FERK you" to the wife.  She wasn't too happy.  Like I care.     

You two need a weekend away.  Get some good angry sex to patch things up.

A whole weekend? as in 48 hours?  What would they do for the 47hr, 59.5 minutes after scott was done? 

Fixed

  Hey, as long as you got yours!! 

Another thing I learned in the Gulf.  Snap 'em off in less than a minute.   

"One Pump Chump"   

[LittleBuddha]

So... Is this a rocky marriage going down the tube? Or is this how you guys say "I love you" at night?

(I don't know the story behind you guys..)

Nah.  The urge to choke the life outta here is mostly gone.  Most of the time I love the hell outta her.  Her mom complicates things slightly.  Google "sociopath" and add untreated alcoholism with a touch of bi polar and you'll understand what I'm dealing with.  Plus, I can't afford a divorce (again) and I love my daughter too much to be away for more than a day.

Plus she's the hottest thing you'll ever get.

Pretty much.  I used to have mad game.  The older I get, the better I was.  

[socalrappy700]

So... Is this a rocky marriage going down the tube? Or is this how you guys say "I love you" at night?

(I don't know the story behind you guys..)

Nah.  The urge to choke the life outta here is mostly gone.  Most of the time I love the hell outta her.  Her mom complicates things slightly.  Google "sociopath" and add untreated alcoholism with a touch of bi polar and you'll understand what I'm dealing with.  Plus, I can't afford a divorce (again) and I love my daughter too much to be away for more than a day.

Plus she's the hottest thing you'll ever get.

Pretty much.  I used to have mad game.  The older I get, the better I was.  

I think you did good on that one.   

[LittleBuddha]

So... Is this a rocky marriage going down the tube? Or is this how you guys say "I love you" at night?

(I don't know the story behind you guys..)

Nah.  The urge to choke the life outta here is mostly gone.  Most of the time I love the hell outta her.  Her mom complicates things slightly.  Google "sociopath" and add untreated alcoholism with a touch of bi polar and you'll understand what I'm dealing with.  Plus, I can't afford a divorce (again) and I love my daughter too much to be away for more than a day.

Plus she's the hottest thing you'll ever get.

Pretty much.  I used to have mad game.  The older I get, the better I was.  

I think you did good on that one.   

Yeah, she's great most of the time.  But, like most women, she can be insufferable at times.   

[Krandall]

So... Is this a rocky marriage going down the tube? Or is this how you guys say "I love you" at night?

(I don't know the story behind you guys..)

Nah.  The urge to choke the life outta here is mostly gone.  Most of the time I love the hell outta her.  Her mom complicates things slightly.  Google "sociopath" and add untreated alcoholism with a touch of bi polar and you'll understand what I'm dealing with.  Plus, I can't afford a divorce (again) and I love my daughter too much to be away for more than a day.

Gotcha..

And I know what you mean about monster in-laws

my to be mother inlaw has a compulsive need to control my fiance's life....  

[socalrappy700]

So... Is this a rocky marriage going down the tube? Or is this how you guys say "I love you" at night?

(I don't know the story behind you guys..)

Nah.  The urge to choke the life outta here is mostly gone.  Most of the time I love the hell outta her.  Her mom complicates things slightly.  Google "sociopath" and add untreated alcoholism with a touch of bi polar and you'll understand what I'm dealing with.  Plus, I can't afford a divorce (again) and I love my daughter too much to be away for more than a day.

Gotcha..

And I know what you mean about monster in-laws

my to be mother inlaw has a compulsive need to control my fiance's life....  

welcome to the club. 

[LittleBuddha]

So... Is this a rocky marriage going down the tube? Or is this how you guys say "I love you" at night?

(I don't know the story behind you guys..)

Nah.  The urge to choke the life outta here is mostly gone.  Most of the time I love the hell outta her.  Her mom complicates things slightly.  Google "sociopath" and add untreated alcoholism with a touch of bi polar and you'll understand what I'm dealing with.  Plus, I can't afford a divorce (again) and I love my daughter too much to be away for more than a day.

Gotcha..

And I know what you mean about monster in-laws

my to be mother inlaw has a compulsive need to control my fiance's life....  

welcome to the club. 

I only wanted one thing for my birthday.  A dead mother in law.  That is all.

Check this shit out.  This is her shoe.  A little vain I think.

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[Krandall]

wow... maybe it's what she calls her left foot?

Or is she really that naive?

[LittleBuddha]

wow... maybe it's what she calls her left foot?

Or is she really that naive?

Nope.  She rocks them.  Thinks that she's the cat's pajamas. 

[Krandall]

Sorry...


  I won't complain about mine.

[socalrappy700]

She does take the cake as the worst mother in law.  Thats for sure.

[Colorado700R]

You should tape "A bitch" under that  :grin_nod: